How do you hold your farts in when you're in a relationship? - GoFuckYourself.com

12-13-2006, 02:40 PM

I just had a 1 night stand and the whole time I had to fart. Finally I went into the bathroom (hotel room) and farted ito a crumpled up towel to muffle the noise and not gross out my date.
How do people do it in relationships?
Serious question, can it ruin a relationship? I dont like other people's farts. It bothers me.

Juicy D. Links · 12-13-2006, 02:59 PM

RRRED · 12-13-2006, 03:16 PM

You can usually walk away and sneak one but remember it will follow you back... haha... but be careful not to SHART. Then you're in serious trouble.

donkevlar · 12-13-2006, 03:28 PM

The worst is when you wake up at HER place, very hungover in her small ass apartment, and you have the mad beer runs ready to explode out of your ass at any moment. And the only bathroom is right there, connected to the bedroom.

A girl left me alone at her apartment once while she went to work. I jumped for the toilet to shit as soon as she left. Unfortunately she came back during the event, she forgot something.

Wonder if I should call her back?

12-13-2006, 03:37 PM

try bring gas x with you when your gonna go out on a date...never tried it but im sure itll work.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-13-2006, 03:52 PM

Love means never having to hold a fart in...let it rip, if she leaves...it wasn't meant to be, if she stays...you have a keeper - and if she faints, lay off the Mexican food.

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E$_manager · 12-13-2006, 04:20 PM

Buy special medicaments against that. and eat all the time.
Or better: stop eating fastfood!

tytyguy · 12-13-2006, 04:22 PM

when im in a relationship i just hold the girl down and fart in her mouth. Or i just say a spider barked.

nico-t · 12-13-2006, 04:27 PM

well since your name is 'teh ghey' dont other gay guys like that?

Scott McD · 12-13-2006, 04:46 PM

Simple. You don't...

More Booze · 12-13-2006, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED

You can usually walk away and sneak one but remember it will follow you back... haha... but be careful not to SHART. Then you're in serious trouble.

.........it will follow you back.....

sicone · 12-13-2006, 04:59 PM

if its a one night stand.. who cares.. let it rip

auscguy · 12-13-2006, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone

if its a one night stand.. who cares.. let it rip

And make sure you pull the covers over her head!

who · 12-13-2006, 05:02 PM

Tell her you think she just farted and then fart. Proceed to tell her you just heard her fart but you don't mind...

The Sultan Of Smut · 12-13-2006, 05:04 PM

The towel acts as a nice silencer but I'd also suggest flushing a toilet or running the tap as well to be sure.

who · 12-13-2006, 05:07 PM

Oh, and light a match.

GlydeGirl · 12-13-2006, 06:14 PM

Men are expected to fart, so just let it rip baby!

shekinah · 12-13-2006, 06:36 PM

Just stay away and be back when you're done

Spunky · 12-13-2006, 06:42 PM

I usually go to the bathroom ..my farts don't smell like roses

llporter · 12-13-2006, 08:02 PM

shart - rofl

Jace · 12-13-2006, 08:03 PM

HIDE THEM???

HAHAHAHA

my wife and I have fart battles to see who can rip them louder

I am chauncy · 12-13-2006, 08:08 PM

you just have to let it go I fart you fart she farts its part of being human and if she makes a big deal fuck her/him she is a pretentious bitch/asshole

RogerV · 12-13-2006, 08:09 PM

I let them Rip

DavieVegas · 12-13-2006, 09:56 PM

if u cant rip ass in a relationship then its pointless

Nookster · 12-13-2006, 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DavieVegas

if u cant rip ass in a relationship then its pointless

Well said!!

GAMEFINEST · 12-13-2006, 10:11 PM

fcuk that....i fart in front of my gf....relatives............blast it up

12-13-2006, 02:40 PM	#1
teh ghey Guest Posts: n/a	How do you hold your farts in when you're in a relationship? I just had a 1 night stand and the whole time I had to fart. Finally I went into the bathroom (hotel room) and farted ito a crumpled up towel to muffle the noise and not gross out my date. How do people do it in relationships? Serious question, can it ruin a relationship? I dont like other people's farts. It bothers me.

12-13-2006, 03:28 PM	#4
donkevlar Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 4,325	The worst is when you wake up at HER place, very hungover in her small ass apartment, and you have the mad beer runs ready to explode out of your ass at any moment. And the only bathroom is right there, connected to the bedroom. A girl left me alone at her apartment once while she went to work. I jumped for the toilet to shit as soon as she left. Unfortunately she came back during the event, she forgot something. Wonder if I should call her back? __________________ [email protected]

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12-13-2006, 03:16 PM	#3
RRRED Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WA Posts: 6,754	You can usually walk away and sneak one but remember it will follow you back... haha... but be careful not to SHART. Then you're in serious trouble.

12-13-2006, 03:37 PM	#5
blueb8llz Guest Posts: n/a	try bring gas x with you when your gonna go out on a date...never tried it but im sure itll work.

12-13-2006, 04:22 PM	#8
tytyguy So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Anywhere u want Posts: 983	when im in a relationship i just hold the girl down and fart in her mouth. Or i just say a spider barked.

12-13-2006, 04:27 PM	#9
nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	well since your name is 'teh ghey' dont other gay guys like that?

12-13-2006, 04:59 PM	#12
sicone Retired Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Sac Posts: 18,453	if its a one night stand.. who cares.. let it rip __________________

12-13-2006, 05:02 PM	#14
who So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ICQ #23642053 Posts: 19,593	Tell her you think she just farted and then fart. Proceed to tell her you just heard her fart but you don't mind...

12-13-2006, 05:04 PM	#15
The Sultan Of Smut Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 4,325	The towel acts as a nice silencer but I'd also suggest flushing a toilet or running the tap as well to be sure.

12-13-2006, 05:07 PM	#16
who So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ICQ #23642053 Posts: 19,593	Oh, and light a match.

12-13-2006, 06:14 PM	#17
GlydeGirl Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,516	Men are expected to fart, so just let it rip baby!

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12-13-2006, 06:42 PM	#19
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12-13-2006, 08:02 PM	#20
llporter Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Boston Posts: 3,221	shart - rofl

12-13-2006, 08:03 PM	#21
Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	HIDE THEM??? HAHAHAHA my wife and I have fart battles to see who can rip them louder

12-13-2006, 08:08 PM	#22
I am chauncy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 568	you just have to let it go I fart you fart she farts its part of being human and if she makes a big deal fuck her/him she is a pretentious bitch/asshole

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RogerV Banned! Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 12,591	I let them Rip

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