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TheBlack_GarbageMan · 12-07-2006, 10:27 PM

What the fuck is going on out in the Midwest!?
WISCONSIN-- A man is accused of having sex with the carcass of a deer that he found lying beside the road ? but his lawyer denies that he committed bestiality, on the grounds that a dead deer isn't an animal any more.

20-year-old Bryan James Hathaway of Superior, Wisconsin allegedly had sex with the deer corpse after he found it on the roadside on October 11 this year. Authorities say he told police that he noticed the deer lying in a ditch, and then moved the corpse into the woods.
He is charged with 'sexual gratification with an animal' ? but in a magnificent piece of legal footwork, his attorney argues that he can't be guilty of that crime, because a carcass isn't an animal, the Duluth News Tribune reports.

Public defender Fredric Anderson filed a motion last week which claimed: 'The statute does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass.'

He said that if you try to include corpses in the category of 'animals', then 'you really go down a slippery slope with absurd results.' The only clear place to draw a line in the definition of what is an animal, and what isn't, was at the point of death, he argued.

He gave the example of a roast turkey ? with which it would be illegal to have sex under the braoder interpretation of the law ? claiming that it was unreasonable to suggest it should still be classified as an animal for the purposes of law.

In response, prosecutor James Broughner argued that a deer carcass is still an animal ? pointing out that in his statement to police, Hathaway called the corpse a 'dead deer,' demonstrating that he still thought of it as an animal.

Judge Michael Lucci noted when hearing the arguments that: 'I'm a little surprised this issue hasn't been tackled before in another case.'

If Hathaway is convicted, he could serve up to two years in prison, because of a previous conviction in 2005 for shooting dead a horse called Bambrick. So that he could have sex with it.

Bozena X · 12-07-2006, 10:29 PM

Roflmao.....

BusterBunny · 12-07-2006, 10:29 PM

they ban you again or just rolling the sweet new name like prince does?

HighSociety · 12-07-2006, 10:39 PM

hahahahaha

SlamDesigns · 12-07-2006, 10:45 PM

I fucked a stipper named "Bambie" once.

Spunky · 12-07-2006, 10:48 PM

Crack whores are expensive

SlamDesigns · 12-07-2006, 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

Crack whores are expensive

You're not telling me anything I don't already know, man.

DaddyHalbucks · 12-07-2006, 11:00 PM

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sicone · 12-07-2006, 11:05 PM

DaddyHalbucks · 12-07-2006, 11:12 PM

The best part of the story:

"If Hathaway is convicted, he could serve up to two years in prison, because of a previous conviction in 2005 for shooting dead a horse called Bambrick. So that he could have sex with it."

Spunky · 12-07-2006, 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SlamDesigns

You're not telling me anything I don't already know, man.

Porcupines are more fun

Vitasoy · 12-07-2006, 11:56 PM

Damn another fucked up story

CaptainHowdy · 12-08-2006, 12:47 AM

You're on a roll, Mr GarbageMan...

bdld · 12-08-2006, 12:52 AM

you've got to be pretty desperate when your only prospects are sex with a deer, a dead one at that.

MyNameIsNobody · 12-08-2006, 12:55 AM

amazing what some sick fucks will do

Rattlehead · 12-08-2006, 12:59 AM

Dear god. And they think were bad. I am sure they will try to link it to us in one way or another.

thebossxxx · 12-08-2006, 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBlack_GarbageMan

What the fuck is going on out in the Midwest!?
WISCONSIN-- A man is accused of having sex with the carcass of a deer that he found lying beside the road ? but his lawyer denies that he committed bestiality, on the grounds that a dead deer isn't an animal any more.

20-year-old Bryan James Hathaway of Superior, Wisconsin allegedly had sex with the deer corpse after he found it on the roadside on October 11 this year. Authorities say he told police that he noticed the deer lying in a ditch, and then moved the corpse into the woods.
He is charged with 'sexual gratification with an animal' ? but in a magnificent piece of legal footwork, his attorney argues that he can't be guilty of that crime, because a carcass isn't an animal, the Duluth News Tribune reports.

Public defender Fredric Anderson filed a motion last week which claimed: 'The statute does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass.'

He said that if you try to include corpses in the category of 'animals', then 'you really go down a slippery slope with absurd results.' The only clear place to draw a line in the definition of what is an animal, and what isn't, was at the point of death, he argued.

He gave the example of a roast turkey ? with which it would be illegal to have sex under the braoder interpretation of the law ? claiming that it was unreasonable to suggest it should still be classified as an animal for the purposes of law.

In response, prosecutor James Broughner argued that a deer carcass is still an animal ? pointing out that in his statement to police, Hathaway called the corpse a 'dead deer,' demonstrating that he still thought of it as an animal.

Judge Michael Lucci noted when hearing the arguments that: 'I'm a little surprised this issue hasn't been tackled before in another case.'

If Hathaway is convicted, he could serve up to two years in prison, because of a previous conviction in 2005 for shooting dead a horse called Bambrick. So that he could have sex with it.

More Madness!

lyn1 · 12-08-2006, 04:26 AM

Are fleshlights too expensive or was that one good looking beast.

VicD · 12-08-2006, 04:34 AM

It's a fucked up world...

Star 69 · 12-08-2006, 04:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

Crack whores are expensive

lol,

P.S. This story just sick

Sarah_Jayne · 12-08-2006, 06:20 AM

serial killer in the making...

leftybogs · 12-08-2006, 06:25 AM

lame....daaam

Aquaman · 12-08-2006, 06:36 AM

Oh deer..

needlive · 12-08-2006, 06:37 AM

Ah...you know there are not much things surprising me, but this story does...this man is sick...

alexg · 12-08-2006, 06:45 AM

some people are really sick these days...

Sarah_Jayne · 12-08-2006, 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alexg

some people are really sick these days...

people have always been sick but now we just hear about it on a global scale

teg0 · 12-08-2006, 08:21 AM

I always check to see if these freaks have MySpace accounts. There was one bestiality story I read awhile back and the guy had a myspace. People were posting funny comments about it.

MissMina · 12-08-2006, 09:06 AM

WTF These sick fucks need to be incinerated.

carol.prime · 12-08-2006, 09:45 AM

well maybe he cant afford a fleshlight....a dead one

carol.prime · 12-08-2006, 09:49 AM

well maybe he cant afford a fleshlight....a dead one

interracialtoons · 12-08-2006, 10:00 AM

FUcked up dude; but still a waste of taxpayer money to prosecute and if convicted jail the guy.

If it's legal to gut it with a knife then we should not give a shit about what else someone wants to do with it.

Jman · 12-08-2006, 10:02 AM

Is that the necrobeasty niche.... Damn some people are weird

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