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Sick Bastard · 12-13-2006, 09:57 PM

...is on Showtime right now. Gotta give that movie props for being the best Worst Movie I think I've ever seen. I saw it when I was kid with my Dad and remembered how unscared I was, but remember being compelled by the cheezy nature of it.
Human beef jerky makers posing as Motel Hello caretakers??
Planting people in the ground with their throats cut out??
The dopey spinning whizzy light things that the corpse vegetables stared at??
The insane pig head costume & slaughterhouse scenes???

This fuckin' movie had it ALL... yet it had a whole lot o' nothin'.
Just felt like writing about it b4 I got to watch it again for the 1st time in a while. I hope it's as bad as I remember!

SB

Spunky · 12-13-2006, 09:58 PM

Tuning in right now

PHP-CODER-FOR-HIRE · 12-13-2006, 10:03 PM

I've never seen or heard of it before...sounds more funny than scary.

Sick Bastard · 12-13-2006, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by PHP-CODER-FOR-HIRE

I've never seen or heard of it before...sounds more funny than scary.

yeah, it's pretty low-budget campy. good ride so far. lots o' fried egg tits,,, and even a black ski bunny!
A BLACK SKI BUNNY???
yes, they were WAY ahead of their time. shoulda had Nell Carter on ice skates too.

MissMina · 12-14-2006, 12:55 AM

It's old and corny but I love it. I dig 80's horror....

Red Ezra · 12-14-2006, 02:01 AM

i still have a motel hell poster on my wall -I shoot porn on the same ranch they shot that movie - fuckin awesome classic horror schlock - viva motel hell!!!!

12-13-2006, 09:57 PM	#1
Sick Bastard Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: BangedUpville Posts: 499	Motel Hell... ...is on Showtime right now. Gotta give that movie props for being the best Worst Movie I think I've ever seen. I saw it when I was kid with my Dad and remembered how unscared I was, but remember being compelled by the cheezy nature of it. Human beef jerky makers posing as Motel Hello caretakers?? Planting people in the ground with their throats cut out?? The dopey spinning whizzy light things that the corpse vegetables stared at?? The insane pig head costume & slaughterhouse scenes??? This fuckin' movie had it ALL... yet it had a whole lot o' nothin'. Just felt like writing about it b4 I got to watch it again for the 1st time in a while. I hope it's as bad as I remember! SB __________________ FTW! bangedup.NET

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PHP-CODER-FOR-HIRE Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,090	I've never seen or heard of it before...sounds more funny than scary. __________________ Hire a PHP Coder

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MissMina Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 2,478	It's old and corny but I love it. I dig 80's horror....

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Red Ezra redezra.com Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Location: Vegas Baby! Posts: 4,680	i still have a motel hell poster on my wall -I shoot porn on the same ranch they shot that movie - fuckin awesome classic horror schlock - viva motel hell!!!!