I Fucking Well LOVE Frozen Peas !!!!!!!!! - GoFuckYourself.com

CuriousToyBoy · 12-14-2006, 11:19 PM

I have a nice bag of them wrapped around my testicles as I type.

I can now speak from experience that when one gets a vasectomy, AND the local anaesthetic does not totally take it fucking does hurt a LOT.

Well, at least until he gave me another shot of it.

Doctor unfortunately would not allow me to video proceedings dues to insurance restrictions.

But frozen peas and sore balls are a match made in heaven.

In between making sure the bags of peas are in rotation, I am doped up on pain killers, and pretty much all my wants are catered for, my fucking wife-to-be is parading around the house naked, laughing her head off at me. Teasing bitch.

God I am in love with that girl ;-)

And the peas, let's not forget the peas.

Spunky · 12-14-2006, 11:20 PM

Good to hear it went smooth

mattz · 12-14-2006, 11:23 PM

arn't you getting married? not planning on having any kids?

Wiggles · 12-14-2006, 11:23 PM

ugh great another painful horror story

CuriousToyBoy · 12-14-2006, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by mattz

arn't you getting married? not planning on having any kids?

I have 2, she has 1, and neither of us would be caught dead driving a people mover.

Easy decision.

Z · 12-14-2006, 11:58 PM

Bro...you're killing me. Congrats on the snip, but all my best for the nut pain.

bizman2960 · 12-15-2006, 12:01 AM

I'm curious to know if the peas made it back into the freezer.

CuriousToyBoy · 12-15-2006, 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Z

Bro...you're killing me. Congrats on the snip, but all my best for the nut pain.

He he.

I killing you ? Laughing does not actually improve things any.

CuriousToyBoy · 12-15-2006, 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by bizman2960

I'm curious to know if the peas made it back into the freezer.

3 bags.

Solid rotation.

Front bag into front of pants, old bag placed back behind 2nd bag in freezer.

All will be good for dinner rotation later next week when initial purchase use has been honorably acquitted.

Tullian Zombie · 12-15-2006, 12:49 AM

I'm getting the feeling that you would do very well as a stand-up comedian!

CuriousToyBoy · 12-15-2006, 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Tullian Zombie

I'm getting the feeling that you would do very well as a stand-up comedian!

"The Show About Everything"

CuriousToyBoy · 12-15-2006, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

Good to hear it went smooth

Manner of speaking.....

He he

Psycho_x · 12-15-2006, 08:48 PM

Glad to hear the sniping went smoothly.

madawgz · 12-15-2006, 08:52 PM

hopefully the pain goes away fast for ya

Jon B · 12-15-2006, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

I have a nice bag of them wrapped around my testicles as I type.

I can now speak from experience that when one gets a vasectomy, AND the local anaesthetic does not totally take it fucking does hurt a LOT.

Well, at least until he gave me another shot of it.

Doctor unfortunately would not allow me to video proceedings dues to insurance restrictions.

But frozen peas and sore balls are a match made in heaven.

In between making sure the bags of peas are in rotation, I am doped up on pain killers, and pretty much all my wants are catered for, my fucking wife-to-be is parading around the house naked, laughing her head off at me. Teasing bitch.

God I am in love with that girl ;-)

And the peas, let's not forget the peas.

Wuss!

I think I am next! Congrats on finding the one Love My friend! Hope to be seeing you in Vegas. Lot's to catch up on

Spunky · 12-15-2006, 09:04 PM

This thread is useless without pics

Dagwolf · 12-15-2006, 10:57 PM

I'll never eat frozen peas again. But I'll remember that when I get my vasectomy.

CuriousToyBoy · 12-16-2006, 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon B

Wuss!

I think I am next! Congrats on finding the one Love My friend! Hope to be seeing you in Vegas. Lot's to catch up on

Wuss ?

When I see you in Vegas buddy I am bringing a blunt spoon and some fishing line.

THEN we'll see who the wuss is mate.

He he he he he eh eh ehe he

CuriousToyBoy · 12-16-2006, 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

This thread is useless without pics

Well you would have had video if the snip doctor's insurance policy would have allowed it.

Myst · 12-16-2006, 01:50 AM

um why does a gay guy need a vasectomy?

CuriousToyBoy · 12-16-2006, 04:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Myst

um why does a gay guy need a vasectomy?

Why do people keep asking silly questions ?

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=604772

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