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Old 12-15-2006, 02:53 AM   #1
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so I was buying condoms at the pharmacy and there were...

TWO orthodox jews standing next to me in line... one was in front of me and one behind...


I was originally buying eye drops for this little infection I got in my left eye since a couple of days ago, but then I thought, while I'm there I might as well get a pack of DUREX cause I'm running out soon... so I'm trying to ask the pharmacy guy quietly for a pack, cause it was kind of emberrasing with the two religious guys standing right next to me... and then he's asking me loudly "What kind of DUREX would you like?"... I think he did that on purpose...

funny things always happen to me when I'm buying condoms...

btw I got the ultra thin "fetherlite" kind
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Old 12-15-2006, 03:02 AM   #2
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why would you be embarrassed?
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Old 12-15-2006, 03:03 AM   #3
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Old 12-15-2006, 03:12 AM   #4
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why would you be embarrassed?
I usually try to respect people until they proved that they're not worthy of my respect. therefore when i'm around religious people i prefer not to do things that are completely opposed to their belief, if i can easily avoid it...
someone else wouldn't give a fuck, but i guess that's just me...
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Old 12-15-2006, 03:13 AM   #5
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Old 12-15-2006, 03:15 AM   #6
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"What kind of DUREX would you like?"
Did you say extra small thanks?
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Old 12-15-2006, 05:29 AM   #7
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TWO orthodox jews standing next to me in line... one was in front of me and one behind...


I was originally buying eye drops for this little infection I got in my left eye since a couple of days ago, but then I thought, while I'm there I might as well get a pack of DUREX cause I'm running out soon... so I'm trying to ask the pharmacy guy quietly for a pack, cause it was kind of emberrasing with the two religious guys standing right next to me... and then he's asking me loudly "What kind of DUREX would you like?"... I think he did that on purpose...

funny things always happen to me when I'm buying condoms...

btw I got the ultra thin "fetherlite" kind


Same thing happened to me when i was fifteen. How old are you???
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Old 12-15-2006, 05:41 AM   #8
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I always go to the store with my girl friend and ask for 3 12 packs of condoms infront of her..she gets so upset, but she falls for it everytime


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Same thing happened to me when i was fifteen. How old are you???
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Old 12-15-2006, 06:10 AM   #10
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I always go to the store with my girl friend and ask for 3 12 packs of condoms infront of her..she gets so upset, but she falls for it everytime


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