i started my own version of zango - GoFuckYourself.com

seeric · 11-18-2006, 11:35 PM

i have hired about 200 kids from the local neighborhood to go door-to-door old school and discourage people from visiting any sites other than the ones i have interest in.

we are starting an affiliate program next week. well, as soon as the flyers are ready for the playgrounds and lunchrooms.

by 2020 i will own the internets.

you can all leave your keyboards now.

LOL

martinsc · 11-18-2006, 11:37 PM

damn....
great idea.

Nysus · 11-18-2006, 11:54 PM

I bet Zango will have a kid following around your kids and knocking on the door before your kids can..

Matt

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 11-18-2006, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nysus

I bet Zango will have a kid following around your kids and knocking on the door before your kids can..

Matt

LiveDose · 11-18-2006, 11:56 PM

Internets? What's that? Did you mean interwebs?

LiveDose · 11-18-2006, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nysus

I bet Zango will have a kid following around your kids and knocking on the door before your kids can..

Matt

hehe

seeric · 11-19-2006, 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nysus

I bet Zango will have a kid following around your kids and knocking on the door before your kids can..

Matt

seeric · 11-19-2006, 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveDose

Internets? What's that? Did you mean interwebs?

yeah im a n00b

sorry

Kimo · 11-19-2006, 12:16 AM

hahahahahaha

SmokeyTheBear · 11-19-2006, 12:27 AM

actually you almost have an idea there.. but instead of that what you do is hire kids to hold flash cards in front of the tv set when commercials come on.

You give away a free itunes mp3 song. and have them sign a consent giving you sole access to popups pver all advertising..

or even better .. you give them a free issue to playboy , but you resell the advertsing. Your actually buying a playboy so playboy is happy then your reselling it for free with your own advertising..

damn that might even work.

seeric · 11-19-2006, 12:34 AM

i am off to a good start.

my troupe is paying more than anyone on the streets for clicks.

once it gets out to my MLM peeps its over for all of you.

all your typeins belong to me

hahaha.

jk

my kids work long and hard though

next week we buyin em bikes to get further into the market.

seeric · 11-19-2006, 12:38 AM

my MLM past will be the death of everyone.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. <----my best sleazy laugh

xxxjay · 11-19-2006, 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K

i have hired about 200 kids from the local neighborhood to go door-to-door old school and discourage people from visiting any sites other than the ones i have interest in.

we are starting an affiliate program next week. well, as soon as the flyers are ready for the playgrounds and lunchrooms.

by 2020 i will own the internets.

you can all leave your keyboards now.

LOL

Make sure the kids are orphans!

xxxjay · 11-19-2006, 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveDose

Internets? What's that? Did you mean interwebs?

Al Gore invented in back in 92.

Nysus · 11-19-2006, 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

actually you almost have an idea there.. but instead of that what you do is hire kids to hold flash cards in front of the tv set when commercials come on.

You give away a free itunes mp3 song. and have them sign a consent giving you sole access to popups pver all advertising..

or even better .. you give them a free issue to playboy , but you resell the advertsing. Your actually buying a playboy so playboy is happy then your reselling it for free with your own advertising..

damn that might even work.

Wow! Interesting... Sell Playboy subscriptions, buy all of the sold copies, replace the ads with your own advertisers, and then distribute to your subscribers...

Technically that would have to be legal?.... Just need a printer and some gluesticks...

Matt

Sly · 11-19-2006, 01:01 AM

This sounds like a job for...

MANBEARPIG!

OzMan · 11-19-2006, 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveDose

Internets? What's that? Did you mean interwebs?

It's been socially acceptable to say "The Internets" since GW did a few weeks back

If you don't believe me just use the google.

Nysus · 11-19-2006, 08:40 AM

This thread was funny. Bump.

Matt

seeric · 12-18-2006, 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Make sure the kids are orphans!

from some of the finest orphanages in L.A.

11-18-2006, 11:35 PM	#1
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	i started my own version of zango i have hired about 200 kids from the local neighborhood to go door-to-door old school and discourage people from visiting any sites other than the ones i have interest in. we are starting an affiliate program next week. well, as soon as the flyers are ready for the playgrounds and lunchrooms. by 2020 i will own the internets. you can all leave your keyboards now. LOL Last edited by seeric; 11-18-2006 at 11:37 PM..

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SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	actually you almost have an idea there.. but instead of that what you do is hire kids to hold flash cards in front of the tv set when commercials come on. You give away a free itunes mp3 song. and have them sign a consent giving you sole access to popups pver all advertising.. or even better .. you give them a free issue to playboy , but you resell the advertsing. Your actually buying a playboy so playboy is happy then your reselling it for free with your own advertising.. damn that might even work. __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

11-19-2006, 12:34 AM	#11
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	i am off to a good start. my troupe is paying more than anyone on the streets for clicks. once it gets out to my MLM peeps its over for all of you. all your typeins belong to me hahaha. jk my kids work long and hard though next week we buyin em bikes to get further into the market.

11-19-2006, 12:38 AM	#12
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	my MLM past will be the death of everyone. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. <----my best sleazy laugh

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Nysus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 7,817	This thread was funny. Bump. Matt __________________ What name is pr0 / Untouched Markets using these days? Untouched Markets - pr0 - Refund My Money Now Someone owes me $2,000 because they didn't do any work that was paid for pointing at pr0 / William / UntouchedMarkets See http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/948258-untouchedmarkets-pr0-refund-money-post16744521.html and for more detailed see http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/948645-re-recent-bullshit-drama-explained-detail-pr0-untouched-markets.html