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alredy · 12-27-2006, 10:53 AM

And how long you want?

marketsmart · 12-27-2006, 10:59 AM

32 inches erect... i was involved in an industrial accident about 6 years ago... my penis was severed at the base and was also unable to be recovered..

since there were no donors available, the doctors (for the first time) transplanted a donkey's penis...

the operation was a success heee hawww heee hawww....

4Man · 12-27-2006, 11:06 AM

I have what i want to have.

Barefootsies · 12-27-2006, 11:08 AM

Ask how much GFY members make annually next....

alredy · 12-27-2006, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

32 inches erect... i was involved in an industrial accident about 6 years ago... my penis was severed at the base and was also unable to be recovered..

since there were no donors available, the doctors (for the first time) transplanted a donkey's penis...

the operation was a success heee hawww heee hawww....

Bro, I think you typed these text by penis

xato · 12-27-2006, 11:26 AM

33 Meters

Pete-KT · 12-27-2006, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

32 inches erect... i was involved in an industrial accident about 6 years ago... my penis was severed at the base and was also unable to be recovered..

since there were no donors available, the doctors (for the first time) transplanted a donkey's penis...

the operation was a success heee hawww heee hawww....

Thats a good one

tranza · 12-27-2006, 11:28 AM

1 Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilion Meters!

stickyfingerz · 12-27-2006, 11:31 AM

it touches my knee.

Seriously my knee gets very emotional about my penis..

HighSociety · 12-27-2006, 11:37 AM

37 yards

needlive · 12-27-2006, 11:44 AM

My dick is long and loving.

carol.prime · 12-27-2006, 11:46 AM

Silly you guys...LOL
it doesn't matter how long it is...
What matters is the performance...take it from me...

stickyfingerz · 12-27-2006, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carol.prime

Silly you guys...LOL
it doesn't matter how long it is...
What matters is the performance...take it from me...

Good then I have nothing to worry about either way.

abz · 12-27-2006, 01:24 PM

Mines a long handsome one.

JD · 12-27-2006, 01:44 PM

i'm hung like a baby

9lbs 6 ounces

VicD · 12-27-2006, 01:45 PM

i have a small dick, 3 inches only

marcjacob · 12-27-2006, 01:48 PM

People who lie about their dick size have a very small dick, or why lie about it?

Yngwie · 12-27-2006, 01:50 PM

0.2mm erect. I'm packin'

Crasy Bitch · 12-27-2006, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

32 inches erect... i was involved in an industrial accident about 6 years ago... my penis was severed at the base and was also unable to be recovered..

since there were no donors available, the doctors (for the first time) transplanted a donkey's penis...

the operation was a success heee hawww heee hawww....

I love men like you... fucking crazy

allrobhill · 12-27-2006, 02:22 PM

15cm and less 5cm

SomeCreep · 12-27-2006, 02:40 PM

Well, I just measured it and mine is about 6.2 Light Years long.

Project-Shadow · 12-27-2006, 02:53 PM

Mines so small it actually retracts into my body.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-27-2006, 03:14 PM

How deep is your throat?

ADG Webmaster

blonda80 · 12-27-2006, 03:31 PM

lolz!
don`t be mad on me!... this is an really idiot thread!!!
PS: If there is someone with a small small small dick in here, do you think that he will confess at you alredy in front of everybody from GFY?
PS2: I think that long dicks sucks!
PS3: A personal question: Are U gay?!
I found gay people nice people so I don`t really think you are gay! You are suffering I guess!

Are you complexed by your dick???

Fizzgig · 12-27-2006, 03:32 PM

I don't have one.

monimichaels · 12-27-2006, 03:37 PM

Guys are more concerned about dick size than women!!! I hate a dick that is too big. It seems exiting because of the novelty, but it ends up not being fun because it hurts! I like my pussy/ ass pounded and you cannot do that with a big dick!!! Most of the feeling in a pussy is the first few inches.
I do have a 12 inch strap-on that I have fucked girls with, but they prefer the six inch one...fucking bitches!!!
Moni Michaels

lot · 12-27-2006, 03:48 PM

Funny stupid thread...

It seems to me like girls gathered together and gossip...

MaDalton · 12-27-2006, 04:01 PM

i haven't found mine yet

Yngwie · 12-27-2006, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monimichaels

Guys are more concerned about dick size than women!!! I hate a dick that is too big. It seems exiting because of the novelty, but it ends up not being fun because it hurts! I like my pussy/ ass pounded and you cannot do that with a big dick!!! Most of the feeling in a pussy is the first few inches.
I do have a 12 inch strap-on that I have fucked girls with, but they prefer the six inch one...fucking bitches!!!
Moni Michaels

I would freely tell my actual size. It's not huge and I will not lie about that.

Of course, there are many men that will since it's easy to lie on the net.

stickyfingerz · 12-27-2006, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

it touches my knee.

Seriously my knee gets very emotional about my penis..

No one got my funneh...

Elixir · 12-27-2006, 04:16 PM

30'' lol

blonda80 · 12-27-2006, 04:19 PM

i want a man with a small small dick

and with a long long tongue :D

VeriSexy · 12-27-2006, 04:24 PM

a footlong baby ;)

Dagwolf · 12-27-2006, 04:33 PM

Sometimes I lie on the ground and write my name in the clouds with it.

just a punk · 12-27-2006, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blonda80

i want a man with a small small dick

and with a long long tongue :D

He-he, many ladies I know were dreaming about a man with a long long tongue. Seems you're not alone

GooSearch · 12-27-2006, 04:58 PM

my wife dosen't complain...

Aussie Rebel · 12-27-2006, 05:02 PM

Mine looks like a big dick, only smaller

gecko · 12-27-2006, 05:02 PM

Average size

Ohface · 12-27-2006, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kermey

People who lie about their dick size have a very small dick, or why lie about it?

Brilliant Shirlock!

Spunky · 12-27-2006, 05:55 PM

Doesn't everybody have atleast 8" ?

Wilbo · 12-27-2006, 06:00 PM

I don't care how big mine is......it feels good to me, and isn't that really all that matters to a pimp?

E$_manager · 12-27-2006, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alredy

Bro, I think you typed these text by penis

very possible.

Cyndalie · 12-27-2006, 06:16 PM

dick is 6'2
tom is 5'10
hairy is anything longer than a half an inch

reynold · 12-27-2006, 06:26 PM

Long enough to touch someone's liver.

Love Sex · 12-27-2006, 06:34 PM

'

that long x2

stickyfingerz · 12-27-2006, 06:41 PM

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bizman2960 · 12-27-2006, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alredy

And how long you want?

Ask tASSy.

Cyndalie · 12-27-2006, 07:07 PM

My dick is so big, Stephen Hawking has a theory about it.

haha, i like that one!

nico-t · 12-27-2006, 07:33 PM

i can beat you silly with it! ...or was it that i beat it silly? hrm...

BusterBunny · 12-27-2006, 07:39 PM

50 millimeters

12-27-2006, 10:53 AM	#1
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12-27-2006, 10:59 AM	#2
marketsmart HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sunnybrook Institution for the Criminally Insane Posts: 20,419	32 inches erect... i was involved in an industrial accident about 6 years ago... my penis was severed at the base and was also unable to be recovered.. since there were no donors available, the doctors (for the first time) transplanted a donkey's penis... the operation was a success heee hawww heee hawww....

12-27-2006, 11:06 AM	#3
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12-27-2006, 11:26 AM	#6
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12-27-2006, 11:31 AM	#9
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12-27-2006, 11:46 AM	#12
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12-27-2006, 01:24 PM	#14
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12-27-2006, 01:44 PM	#15
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12-27-2006, 01:45 PM	#16
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12-27-2006, 02:22 PM	#20
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12-27-2006, 02:40 PM	#21
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12-27-2006, 02:53 PM	#22
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12-27-2006, 03:37 PM	#26
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12-27-2006, 06:00 PM	#41
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12-27-2006, 06:26 PM	#44
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