Get rich and Kill Porn... (Drama)

[socrates420]

Want to get rich quick and further kill the porn industry??

Just follow this simple plan from Socrates and watch the money roll in

(Note if you do get rich from this idea and kill the porn industry please remember the fake nick troll who gave you this wisdom and donate to my retirement fund)

PORNO INFOMERCIAL....

Put together an ebook "The idiot's guide to adult webmastering" fill the book with reflinks and outdated templates lay it out like a cheap ass ebay spam site and viola you will become rich beyond your wildest dreams!

Not so fast, it's been done before so how can you stand out from the crowd??

FLASH baby FLASH!

(1) Build your ebook, make it just like a resource site but filled with text that is easy to understand, along the way include sponsor links (with your refcodes) and sample gallery templates and whatnot.

(2) got any CJ sites? throw them into the book, why not make extra traffic with your book for your other shit?

(3) come up with a catchy name (gotta have a catchy name)

NOW you got your book done now how to get it to the stupid masses???

Torrent sites, Ebay, or a TV INFORMERCIAL.... WHAT??? HUH YESSSSSS!!!!


Book yourself a late night spot and make a TV AD, hey they let Joey boy on damn near every fucking channel why would they stop you???

Wear a mask on the show, cause the secrets your selling is what the pro's don't want them to know.

Sell your book for $25.00 and watch the bank come in

even if none of those suckers make any money you got $25.00 a head from them BUYING YOUR REF LINKS LOL LOL LOL

And if they do buy it (which they will, the world is full of stupid people who trust everything they see on tv) you will have the satisfaction of knowing the huge influx of noobs flooding your favorite message board was your fault!

And hey if you go public you can be their personal hero.

I can see the commercials now

~Socrates~

[Spunky]

I'd sell the book for 30.95

[AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE]

Actually them girls gone wild ad's were pretty pricy but on top of that some area's would not allow them to be broadcasted and in most spots broadcast times were limited to past 11PM.

The ad spots are targeted though and having a good target list is what made GGW fly threw the roof. I made a nice grip with some adult ring tones and I tried to get a couple people aboard with them for Mobile shit to happen but the companies didnt believe it would work.
So I set up a place where people can download photos for PSP's and Cell Phones with some ring tones and it kicked ass. Residual traffic with outbounds to varitable sponsors was the winning factor.

That was fun but now its gettin kinda flooded and the ad rates are way to much for just ring tones and porn pics to warrant a profit.

[AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE]

BTW if anyone wants a contact to buy ad spots for television I can get you the company that does this but there is a fee for the referral.

[socrates420]

^ Does not change the fact that on MOST network TV stations (as well as free cable stations) all night long are flooded with real estate scams, home based biz bullshit and phone sex commercials (and now cell phone shit)

Why not sell a adult webmaster guide, the industry is fucked so why not make a buck???

~Socrates~

[marec]

and yeah ..

sigspot again !!!!

[Paul Markham]

Actually there is the gem of a good idea in this. Just Socrates thinks scam before her thinks good deal. Why scam people once when you can sell to them again and again?

[TeenCat]

its great when people scarry to show their real nickname are saying something big!

[socrates420]

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Actually there is the gem of a good idea in this. Just Socrates thinks scam before her thinks good deal. Why scam people once when you can sell to them again and again?

Where the FUCK do you get "SCAM" out of what I said here?

not too mention your English skills took a total backseat there

Just Socrates thinks scam before her thinks good deal

WTF does that mean lol, I mean you lost me here, other then calling my a scammer in a roundabout way.

The only "scam" is trying to convince people they can STILL make millions throwing up some overused content on the internet..... wait shit thats were already doing now isn't it Paul???

~Socrates~

[socrates420]

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[socrates420]

I too like pie!

[p1mpdogg]

Originally Posted by AlienQ

Actually them girls gone wild ad's were pretty pricy but on top of that some area's would not allow them to be broadcasted and in most spots broadcast times were limited to past 11PM.

The ad spots are targeted though and having a good target list is what made GGW fly threw the roof. I made a nice grip with some adult ring tones and I tried to get a couple people aboard with them for Mobile shit to happen but the companies didnt believe it would work.
So I set up a place where people can download photos for PSP's and Cell Phones with some ring tones and it kicked ass. Residual traffic with outbounds to varitable sponsors was the winning factor.

That was fun but now its gettin kinda flooded and the ad rates are way to much for just ring tones and porn pics to warrant a profit.

how is it that you know everything about everything but are broke as a joke?

[Libertine]

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg

how is it that you know everything about everything but are broke as a joke?

Laziness?

[CaptainHowdy]

Alrighty then...

[Jace]

did I miss something? this is already being done like crazy

[NTM]

Originally Posted by AlienQ

A\I made a nice grip with some adult ring tones and I tried to get a couple people aboard with them for Mobile shit to happen but the companies didnt believe it would work.

adult ring tones? wtf is that?


you are full of shit as always.

[woj]

actually, I'm suprised no one did this before... but I would go one step further, do the "training seminar" thing, $25/book is chump change...

have people sign up for training seminars and make them pay $1k each... get 20-30 suckers to do it each week... and you make yourself easy 20 grand for a days worth of work....

[jonesonyou]

Originally Posted by Jace

did I miss something? this is already being done like crazy

NO you didnt miss anything.

[DBS.US]

And how is this going to "further kill the porn industry?"

[socrates420]

Pimpdog: Come on bro' stop hijacking my thread ;)

Jace: NO this is NOT being done in the manner I expressed, I have NEVER seen a TV infomercial driving MILLIONS of new surfers to become adult webmasters, and if there is in fact such a thing in place then I will stand corrected.

Woj: the "training seminar" is a wonderful addition to the formula, BUT remember you gotta host the "training seminar" wearing a mask to fully hype the whole thing, remember your giving away "the secrets the pro's don't want them to know" lol

DBS.US: Well think if damn near overnight there was an influx of millions of new adult webmasters, how much more oversaturated would the content then become, how much more free porn would flood the internet, how much more attention would be drawn to the feds and whatnot? it would place us even further under the microscope forcing them to make even more bullshit 'hoops' for us to jump through.

~Socrates~

[Paul Markham]

Originally Posted by socrates420

Where the FUCK do you get "SCAM" out of what I said here?

not too mention your English skills took a total backseat there

Just Socrates thinks scam before her thinks good deal

WTF does that mean lol, I mean you lost me here, other then calling my a scammer in a roundabout way.

The only "scam" is trying to convince people they can STILL make millions throwing up some overused content on the internet..... wait shit thats were already doing now isn't it Paul???

~Socrates~

Sorry. I misread this.

Sell your book for $25.00 and watch the bank come in

even if none of those suckers make any money you got $25.00 a head from them BUYING YOUR REF LINKS LOL LOL LOL

And if they do buy it (which they will, the world is full of stupid people who trust everything they see on tv) you will have the satisfaction of knowing the huge influx of noobs flooding your favorite message board was your fault!

[Jace]

Originally Posted by woj

actually, I'm suprised no one did this before... but I would go one step further, do the "training seminar" thing, $25/book is chump change...

have people sign up for training seminars and make them pay $1k each... get 20-30 suckers to do it each week... and you make yourself easy 20 grand for a days worth of work....

that is also being done too....in fact there are 2 gfy'ers that do this on the side twice a week and charge that exact amount

there is also another gfy'er that does a teaching seminar for referrals only...you sign up for all the programs under him and he teaches you how to make money with those sponsors...I know quite a few people that have done that and are making $2-3k a week right now from his little "free" seminar

[Jace]

Originally Posted by socrates420

Jace: NO this is NOT being done in the manner I expressed, I have NEVER seen a TV infomercial driving MILLIONS of new surfers to become adult webmasters, and if there is in fact such a thing in place then I will stand corrected.

you are correct, the tv aspect has not been done, with good reason I suspect

[Libertine]

Originally Posted by Jace

you are correct, the tv aspect has not been done, with good reason I suspect

Adult is too much of a niche to do on tv. Almost every product you see being promoted on tv is aimed at a very wide audience, and with good reason - it's very hard to target a small, specific audience through the television.

For adult, you basically want to target those who are, think they are or want to become entrepreneurs. Of those, a relatively small but significant percentage might be interested in working in the adult industry. The best way to reach them would probably be through websites, forums, etc about online business - the one problem is that adult semi-spam is likely to get deleted much faster than non-adult semi-spam.

A general "make a living on the web" course would sell much better promoted on the television, since you will be aiming for those in the general population that are, think they are or want to become entrepreneurs (instead of the sub-group of those who want to focus on adult).

[Naja-ram]

why can't you just shut the fuck up?

[p1mpdogg]

Originally Posted by Naja-ram

why can't you just shut the fuck up?

can i get an amen?