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Chris · 12-31-2006, 09:05 PM

if my daugther wakes up one more time cuz if these fuck nut teens in front of my god damn house lighting off shit i am going to............ more than likely bitch about it on gfy :-/
wtf i dont get people

Scroto · 12-31-2006, 09:08 PM

I hear ya, I always hated it when my kids were younger and fuck nuts would wake them up banging shit outside.. ect

run at them naked screaming random crazy shit with the water hose!

Chris · 12-31-2006, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Scroto

I hear ya, I always hated it when my kids were younger and fuck nuts would wake them up banging shit outside.. ect

run at them naked screaming random crazy shit with the water hose!

it is LITERALY in front of my house
like if i was to back my car out of the driveway
i'd run em over

Scroto · 12-31-2006, 09:15 PM

They used to do that at the last place i lived. Except this was in the alley way. They would sit around and party, sit on the cars and leave all kinds of trash.

So one night, I waited with the water hose. It was cold out lol. I waited till about 6-7 of the usual assholes showed and jumped out screaming like a crazy mofo and sprayed them!!!

They never came back lol

I supppose i was lucky though because they could have come back later and fucked with the cars or something!

Ghost Of Saddam · 12-31-2006, 09:18 PM

As much as even Saddam hates mankind you must learn to understand that even your fat webmastering gentile ass was once a child. If you were in Iraq with my people we would cut you up like a stuck pig and feed you to the sunnis.

ToplistBlog_Com · 12-31-2006, 09:23 PM

Hi Ghost of Saddam,

Nice to meet you....

Scroto · 12-31-2006, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghost Of Saddam

As much as even Saddam hates mankind you must learn to understand that even your fat webmastering gentile ass was once a child. If you were in Iraq with my people we would cut you up like a stuck pig and feed you to the sunnis.

wanna trade hardlinks?

CDSmith · 12-31-2006, 09:26 PM

I am that psycho neighbor who would go out and toss those loud fucking neighbor kids over a snow-bank, take their shit and light it off towards their house and bust windows with snowballs and throw ice chunks at their parent's cars.

And it would take 9 cops to take me down.

Spunky · 12-31-2006, 09:28 PM

Release the hounds on them beatniks

Scroto · 12-31-2006, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

I am that psycho neighbor who would go out and toss those loud fucking neighbor kids over a snow-bank, take their shit and light it off towards their house and bust windows with snowballs and throw ice chunks at their parent's cars.

And it would take 9 cops to take me down.

and then you wake up?

CDSmith · 12-31-2006, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Scroto

and then you wake up?

You don't know me very well, obviously.

Scroto · 12-31-2006, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

You don't know me very well, obviously.

making a joke is all man

Im like minded, i would rather run them off than let them bother me any longer

CDSmith · 12-31-2006, 09:55 PM

Last winter, 3 in the morning, some drunken idiot starts banging on my front door in the dead of winter. By the time I get up and get my sweats on he's over at my neighbor's house ( they were out of town at the time ).... I open the front door and yell at the guy "HEY, what the fuck, why all the noise?"

He responds with "FUCK YOU! Why not be a MAN and come talk to me face to face??"

Well...

I head on out the fucking door and out to the sidewalk, and I walk right on up to this loud drunken dipshit and I FUCKING PICKED HIM THE FUCK UP AND TOSSED HIM OVER A 5-FOOT SNOWBANK..... ass-over-teakettle he went, into the snow. That pretty much shut him down but I called 9-1-1 anyway, just to have it on record that there was a disturbance.

I told them that I wasn't sure if he was armed or not.

He was picked up a block from here, never heard about it or heard another word from the dipshit again.

I have no patience for idiocy. come around me or mine with it and seriously, see what happens.

Dagwolf · 12-31-2006, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghost Of Saddam

As much as even Saddam hates mankind you must learn to understand that even your fat webmastering gentile ass was once a child. If you were in Iraq with my people we would cut you up like a stuck pig and feed you to the sunnis.

I bought your leg on eBay.

DWB · 12-31-2006, 09:59 PM

LOL I have hated you at every place I have ever lived!

Scroto · 12-31-2006, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Last winter, 3 in the morning, some drunken idiot starts banging on my front door in the dead of winter. By the time I get up and get my sweats on he's over at my neighbor's house ( they were out of town at the time ).... I open the front door and yell at the guy "HEY, what the fuck, why all the noise?"

He responds with "FUCK YOU! Why not be a MAN and come talk to me face to face??"

Well...

I head on out the fucking door and out to the sidewalk, and I walk right on up to this loud drunken dipshit and I FUCKING PICKED HIM THE FUCK UP AND TOSSED HIM OVER A 5-FOOT SNOWBANK..... ass-over-teakettle he went, into the snow. That pretty much shut him down but I called 9-1-1 anyway, just to have it on record that there was a disturbance.

I told them that I wasn't sure if he was armed or not.

He was picked up a block from here, never heard about it or heard another word from the dipshit again.

I have no patience for idiocy. come around me or mine with it and seriously, see what happens.

lmao! Nice.

So glad my neighborhood is a quiet one now days. Although if some fucktard did as you described, I would taser his ass or something!

CDSmith · 12-31-2006, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Scroto

lmao! Nice.

So glad my neighborhood is a quiet one now days. Although if some fucktard did as you described, I would taser his ass or something!

lol... seriously, every fiber of my being wanted to rip his head off and shit in his lungs.

But my cooler head prevailed and I let the proper authorities handle him.

but one of these days, mark my words....

:D

12-31-2006, 09:05 PM	#1
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12-31-2006, 09:26 PM	#8
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	I am that psycho neighbor who would go out and toss those loud fucking neighbor kids over a snow-bank, take their shit and light it off towards their house and bust windows with snowballs and throw ice chunks at their parent's cars. And it would take 9 cops to take me down. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

12-31-2006, 09:28 PM	#9
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12-31-2006, 09:55 PM	#13
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Last winter, 3 in the morning, some drunken idiot starts banging on my front door in the dead of winter. By the time I get up and get my sweats on he's over at my neighbor's house ( they were out of town at the time ).... I open the front door and yell at the guy "HEY, what the fuck, why all the noise?" He responds with "FUCK YOU! Why not be a MAN and come talk to me face to face??" Well... I head on out the fucking door and out to the sidewalk, and I walk right on up to this loud drunken dipshit and I FUCKING PICKED HIM THE FUCK UP AND TOSSED HIM OVER A 5-FOOT SNOWBANK..... ass-over-teakettle he went, into the snow. That pretty much shut him down but I called 9-1-1 anyway, just to have it on record that there was a disturbance. I told them that I wasn't sure if he was armed or not. He was picked up a block from here, never heard about it or heard another word from the dipshit again. I have no patience for idiocy. come around me or mine with it and seriously, see what happens. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

12-31-2006, 09:08 PM	#2
Scroto Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 2,804	I hear ya, I always hated it when my kids were younger and fuck nuts would wake them up banging shit outside.. ect run at them naked screaming random crazy shit with the water hose!

12-31-2006, 09:15 PM	#4
Scroto Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 2,804	They used to do that at the last place i lived. Except this was in the alley way. They would sit around and party, sit on the cars and leave all kinds of trash. So one night, I waited with the water hose. It was cold out lol. I waited till about 6-7 of the usual assholes showed and jumped out screaming like a crazy mofo and sprayed them!!! They never came back lol I supppose i was lucky though because they could have come back later and fucked with the cars or something!

12-31-2006, 09:18 PM	#5
Ghost Of Saddam Am I allowed to speak? Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 5	As much as even Saddam hates mankind you must learn to understand that even your fat webmastering gentile ass was once a child. If you were in Iraq with my people we would cut you up like a stuck pig and feed you to the sunnis.

12-31-2006, 09:23 PM	#6
ToplistBlog_Com So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Queens NY Posts: 2,065	Hi Ghost of Saddam, Nice to meet you....

12-31-2006, 09:59 PM	#15
DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	LOL I have hated you at every place I have ever lived!