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I dont Know what iv been told.......
ESKIMO pewsy mighty cold. Sound off 1.. 2.. blahh
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Such a great fucking movie
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"Assassins"
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you never slow down, you never grow old.
Tired screwing up, tired of going down. Tired of myself, tired of this town. Oh my my , oh hell yes, hunny put on that party dress. Buy me a drink, sing me a song, take me as I come cause I can't stay long. Last dance with Mary Jane, one more time to kill the pain. ![]() |
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Time for you fuc ers to learn cadence
Up came a monkey from the coconut grove He was a mean mamma jamma you can tell by his clothes Ripp stop camo's and a black beret This lil monkey was here to play Line a hundred sailors up against a wall bet a hundred dollars he can whoop em all...
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I make pixels work
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JOhn waynes teeth.....aya AYa
JOhn waynes teeth.... Are they fake, are they real, are they plastic, are they steel.... JOhn waynes teeth!
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Tarzan and Jane were swingin' from a vine,
suppin' from a bottle of wiskey double wine. Jane missed the vine and then she fell, when she hit the ground she gave a little yell, Ai-e-ai mmm mmm feels good Ai-e-ai mmm mmm real good Tarzan and Cheetah were swingin' from a vine, sippin' from a bottle of wiskey double wine. Cheetah missed the vine and then he fell, when he hit the ground he gave a little yell, Ai-e-ai mmm mmm feels good Ai-e-ai mmm mmm real good
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I make pixels work
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this is you, isnt it?
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this thread reminds me of full metal jacket.
thats a good thing. |
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Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
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My first thought was Led Zeppelin - I don't know but I been told, a big-legged woman ain't got no soul...
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As requested by duff beer heres more
THEY SAY THAT IN THE MARINE CORPS; THE PAY IS MIGHTY FINE, THEY GIVE YOU 100 DOLLARS AND TAKE BACK 99. OH LORD I WANNA GO, BUT THEY WON'T LET ME GO, NO OH OH OH OH OH OH OH. HEY!! THEY SAY THAT IN THE MARINE CORPS; THE WOMEN ARE MIGHTY FINE, THEY LOOK LIKE PHYLLIS DILLER, AND MARCH LIKE FRANKENSTEIN. OH LORD I WANNA GO, BUT THEY WON'T LET ME GO, NO OH OH OH OH OH OH OH. HEY!! THEY SAY THAT IN THE MARINE CORPS; THE CHOW IS MIGHTY FINE, A ROLL FELL OFF THE TABLE, AND KILLED A FRIEND OF MINE. OH LORD I WANNA GO, BUT THEY WON'T LET ME GO, NO OH OH OH OH OH OH OH. HEY!! THEY SAY THAT IN THE MARINE CORPS; THE BUNKS ARE MIGHTY FINE, BUT HOW THE HELL WOULD THEY KNOW, THEY NEVER SLEPT IN MINE. OH LORD I WANNA GO, BUT THEY WON'T LET ME GO, NO OH OH OH OH OH OH OH. HEY!! THEY SAY THAT IN THE MARINE CORPS; THE CLOTHES ARE MIGHTY FINE, ME AND MY BUDDY, CAN BOTH FIT INTO MINE. OH LORD I WANNA GO, BUT THEY WON'T LET ME GO, NO OH OH OH OH OH OH OH. HEY!! THEY SAY THAT IN THE MARINE CORPS; THE HOURS ARE MIGHTY FINE, WAKE UP AT 3:30, AND BACK TO BED @ 9:00. OH LORD I WANNA GO, BUT THEY WON'T LET ME GO, NO OH OH OH OH OH OH OH. HEY!! THEY SAY THAT IN THE MARINE CORPS; THE COFFEE IS MIGHTY FINE, LOOKS LIKE MUDDY WATER, AND TASTES LIKE TERPENTINE. OH LORD I WANNA GO, BUT THEY WON'T LET ME GO, NO OH OH OH OH OH OH OH. HEY!!
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Any body else with some cadences I forget a few?
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My pussy isn't cold....I swear!
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Some day ill have to go bac to ak and find out for myself.
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#14 |
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miss eve ill need a pic of a thermometer in your pus to truly believe that eskimo pus aint real cold.
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no pic kinda dissappointing a creative alaskan would of went outside built a snowpuss stuck a thermometor in it took a pic for us.
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I love to racism, bro!
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Now I don't know, but I been told
it's hard to run with the weight of gold, other hand I have heard it said, it's just as hard with the weight of lead. "New Speedway Boogie" - Grateful Dead
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Unvaxxed, still alive. |
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very fing nice
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this post is useless without pics
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I dont know BUT I've been told.
You dumbass. |
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