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Old 01-18-2007, 01:01 AM   #1
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My lips are chapped like I've been smoking crack all weekend...

Not that I smoke crack, but damn this cold air is killing me.



































So who will be the first tool to throw in a sucking cock comment?
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Old 01-18-2007, 01:03 AM   #2
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my lips get chapped after i drink way too much......dehydration i think
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Old 01-18-2007, 01:05 AM   #3
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Old 01-18-2007, 01:10 AM   #4
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I will! I will!
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Old 01-18-2007, 01:11 AM   #5
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Old 01-18-2007, 01:48 AM   #6
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If you have some lube leftover from your last tranny jag, try applying that.

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Old 01-18-2007, 02:04 AM   #7
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Petroleum jelly works.
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Old 01-18-2007, 02:09 AM   #8
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when my lips got all dry in washington dc i went to the hotel gift shop and asked for some chapstick. they didn't have it. all they had was "chap-et!" woohoo!
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Old 01-18-2007, 04:38 AM   #9
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So did you smoke it...
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Old 01-18-2007, 11:21 AM   #10
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ROFL! ugh i hate chapped lips.. i mean yeah who likes em though, right?
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Old 01-18-2007, 11:26 AM   #11
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I can't stand when this happens, it's been so cold here that my skin is so dry, I can't wait for some better weather.
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Old 01-18-2007, 11:27 AM   #12
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the less chapstick you use the better it will be for you. once you start juicing into chap stick alot your lips start to need it (like the crack you are smoking). if you go a week or two without using it i bet your lips will be fine. I haven't used chapstick in at least a decade and it's cold here, but my lips are always good to go. I guess it's different if you live near the ocean though because the salt makes your skin drier than a nuns vagina.
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Old 01-18-2007, 11:31 AM   #13
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Old 01-18-2007, 11:35 AM   #14
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I agree with Brad the less you use the better. Drink more water. Vitamin B12 also helps. Worse thing ever is to lick those lips (the ones on the face) when they're chapped
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If you have some lube leftover from your last tranny jag, try applying that.

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