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borked · 01-23-2007, 11:54 PM

Cost? 145 Euros

Time? 1 day

Services included? shouting, moaning and bitching

Nationality? German

More Info? Here

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6292341.stm

spasmo · 01-24-2007, 12:30 AM

People will do anything to avoid working 9 to 5.

Wait...

Pointless · 01-24-2007, 12:35 AM

she should go into business with my girlfriend

DWB · 01-24-2007, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pointless

she should go into business with my girlfriend

thebossxxx · 01-24-2007, 12:51 AM

Looks good to me!

reynold · 01-24-2007, 01:38 AM

What other skills does she have?

:

starpimps · 01-24-2007, 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reynold

What other skills does she have?

:

i would also like to know!

cheekycherry · 01-24-2007, 01:53 AM

I thought this was gonna be a tranny thread.

Scott McD · 01-24-2007, 02:38 AM

Quote:

Six hours of Melanie bearing your banner or shouting your slogan will set you back 145 euros.

We could have fun with that...

AlexN · 01-24-2007, 03:20 AM

I get enough of that for FREE.

AlexN · 01-24-2007, 03:21 AM

doublepost, sorry

sexykat · 01-24-2007, 04:29 AM

Yeah its similar to the moaning services I read about. You can hire people to moan on someones death to make the environment dramatic if your own people are not willing to moan. Also they have rates for the amount they are willing to moan and cry, the more you pay the more and the louder they will cry.

da man · 01-24-2007, 05:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexykat

Yeah its similar to the moaning services I read about. You can hire people to moan on someones death to make the environment dramatic if your own people are not willing to moan. Also they have rates for the amount they are willing to moan and cry, the more you pay the more and the louder they will cry.

i dont know, but this is too much for me ... why would I do something like that? but it still a funny thing anyway

Mr. Romance · 01-24-2007, 05:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pointless

she should go into business with my girlfriend

LMAO..My x-wife would be perfect for the position!

Mr. Romance

MakingCoin_Aris · 01-24-2007, 05:19 AM

why not give it a shot, if she's good then make it fulltime

samsam · 01-24-2007, 05:20 AM

seems ok

darksoul · 01-24-2007, 05:25 AM

well,
I think she fits the equivalent of an offline sigwhore.
nothing new.

Onixia · 01-24-2007, 05:48 AM

Shes fine but i`m not interested

E$_manager · 01-24-2007, 06:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlexN

I get enough of that for FREE.

wyldworx · 01-24-2007, 06:36 AM

Will she work on a trial period basis? Otherwise,no.

Turf · 01-24-2007, 06:49 AM

sure.. have her running up and down a busy street in berlin shouting that she has some STD would be good for a laugh and €145 i guess..

bobby666 · 01-24-2007, 07:19 AM

not sure yet

borked · 01-24-2007, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexykat

...the more you pay the more and the louder they will cry.

No thanks - I get the bitching for free from the wife, and the loud crying for free from the baby

I bet she'd look good in shades with a bukkake banner shouting "cum on my glasses, cum on my glasses"

Klen · 01-24-2007, 12:26 PM

I think i already have someone on that position hehe

L-Pink · 01-24-2007, 12:32 PM

How much to pee on my neighbors lawn?

tranza · 01-24-2007, 12:39 PM

I don't get it?

woj · 01-24-2007, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pointless

she should go into business with my girlfriend

everestcash · 01-24-2007, 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

I think i already have someone on that position hehe

lol same here))

madawgz · 01-24-2007, 02:02 PM

hah first time im hearing about this kind of service

pornguy · 01-24-2007, 02:03 PM

She can pay me the 145 euros to bust a nut on her face.

sicone · 01-24-2007, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wyldworx

Will she work on a trial period basis? Otherwise,no.

hmmm 1 day of work sounds like a trial period

Big Red Machine · 01-24-2007, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cheekycherry

I thought this was gonna be a tranny thread.

Give it Time....

dragon9 · 01-24-2007, 08:21 PM

i want to see her naked.

CaptainHowdy · 01-24-2007, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spasmo

People will do anything to avoid working 9 to 5.

Wait...

!!

NemesiS876 · 01-24-2007, 08:29 PM

She is nice ..

lusciousness · 01-24-2007, 08:32 PM

nah...my gf enough to do those jobs...for free thank you

sniperwolf · 01-24-2007, 10:13 PM

She's not bad at all.. I guess she just has to work on a more sexy dress to sell.

Spunky · 01-24-2007, 10:15 PM

That's most women I know

GAMEFINEST · 01-24-2007, 10:28 PM

never heard of this...but good luck loll

teenytricia · 01-24-2007, 10:36 PM

hell yea!

Fizzgig · 01-24-2007, 11:42 PM

I don't see a problem.

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