Tom Cruise named the New "Christ" by church of Scientology - GoFuckYourself.com

fuzzylogic · 01-23-2007, 10:22 PM

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Leader David Miscavige believes that in future, Cruise, 44, will be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion.

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source: http://www.thesun.co.uk

Big_Red · 01-23-2007, 10:28 PM

can someone give me some quick cliff notes of what scientology is? their beliefs?

stev0 · 01-23-2007, 10:38 PM

hahaha, hillarious

stev0 · 01-23-2007, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Big_Red

can someone give me some quick cliff notes of what scientology is? their beliefs?

They believe some crazy alien shit... do a wikipedia search on it.

Wagerboy · 01-23-2007, 10:41 PM

He is just a lunitic...Terrible when a celeb just loses his mind like Tom did..

anne · 01-23-2007, 10:47 PM

Chruch of scientology is one of the largest religious organizations in hollywood. You would be surprised who gives money to them. I tell ya if tom cruise is being compared to jesus its a sad sad day. Cruise is a crazy man!

DaddyHalbucks · 01-23-2007, 10:47 PM

Bizarre.

Scientologists' strange beliefs, including of "past lives" and of the original population of the earth by "aliens," have lead many to classify them as a cult.

Some say they are even more questionable:

"However, outside observers—including journalists, lawmakers, and national governing bodies of several countries—have alleged that the Church is an unscrupulous commercial enterprise that harasses its critics and brutally exploits its members."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology

Big_Red · 01-23-2007, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

Bizarre.

Scientologists' strange beliefs, including of "past lives" and of the original population of the earth by "aliens," have lead many to classify them as a cult.

Some say they are even more questionable:

"However, outside observers—including journalists, lawmakers, and national governing bodies of several countries—have alleged that the Church is an unscrupulous commercial enterprise that harasses its critics and brutally exploits its members."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology

Yeh, that is what a friend told me and i called his bullshit. now i am really in shock. ALIENS?

Hollywood376 · 01-23-2007, 10:59 PM

Jesus would never make a movie like "Losin' It". "Top Gun" maybe, but not "Losin' It".

bobby666 · 01-23-2007, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Big_Red

can someone give me some quick cliff notes of what scientology is? their beliefs?

they belief in money

madawgz · 01-23-2007, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Big_Red

can someone give me some quick cliff notes of what scientology is? their beliefs?

here are videos to explain

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reynold · 01-23-2007, 11:43 PM

Maybe that means Tom Cruise is the biggest donor in Scientology.

Natural Cause · 01-23-2007, 11:45 PM

Religion? It's a cult...

BusterBunny · 01-24-2007, 12:28 AM

baddog · 01-24-2007, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Big_Red

can someone give me some quick cliff notes of what scientology is? their beliefs?

My understanding that as far as how we got here, they believe in the "Big Bang" theory . . . with a twist.

Aliens tossed nukes in a volcano, ka-boom, and here we are.

Purely hearsay though.

fuzzylogic · 01-24-2007, 01:26 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

My understanding that as far as how we got here, they believe in the "Big Bang" theory . . . with a twist.

Aliens tossed nukes in a volcano, ka-boom, and here we are.

Purely hearsay though.

thats what the common rumor is.. but i agree that it's likely hearsay and not fact.

fuzzylogic · 01-24-2007, 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by bobby666

they belief in money

not to be rude, but what religion do u subscribe to?

baddog · 01-24-2007, 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by fuzzylogic

thats what the common rumor is.. but i agree that it's likely hearsay and not fact.

Just because it is hearsay does not mean it isn't fact. Just means I have never discussed it with one, which I will have to remember to do sometime.

Turns out one of my brothers is a Scientologist. He must be on their lay away plan though, because he is always broke.

The Sultan Of Smut · 01-24-2007, 02:18 AM

I like the last paragraph:
http://tinyurl.com/yt2p6h

DarkJedi · 01-24-2007, 02:22 AM

You are all jealous.

After Shock Media · 01-24-2007, 02:22 AM

Wait so the new Jesus is allowed to be a homosexual?

Scott McD · 01-24-2007, 02:24 AM

I thought Jesus was a negro ??

fuzzylogic · 01-24-2007, 03:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

I thought Jesus was a negro ??

ur way wrong, dude
he sports wicked dark glasses, a clean smile and a straight haircut

AlexN · 01-24-2007, 03:33 AM

I got a clear idea of what Scientology is after South Park. And lost most of respect for Cruise...

wyldworx · 01-24-2007, 03:47 AM

not by me, I can tell you that for sure... The guy is a fucking psycho, and a good example of what happens when you give a brainless fuck alot of money and responsibility.... I reckon he does more harm than good, eventhough many could argue that he has done alot for charity, I think that it has come at a price. We will see I guess, but he is a wanker, and a self righteous arsehole if you ask me.

corbu · 01-24-2007, 03:57 PM

cruise jesus?
WTF

kenny · 01-24-2007, 03:59 PM

That whole religion is fucking insane.

In fact so is every other religion just not to that extreme

Mr Steele · 01-24-2007, 04:12 PM

I love the comment from that page:
Tom Cruise may well be the Messiah.... But this is the test - -flog him to within an inch of his life and then hang him on a cross until his lungs collapse and he is very dead (pierce his lungs with a spear so we know his lungs have filled up with water - scientifically prove he is dead beyond a shadow of a doubt), then bury him in a cave sealed with a huge boulder cutting off the air supply, just in case, and armed guards to do away with any monkey business from his followers...
Then if he comes back from the dead, says he is the messiah, ascends on a cloud into heaven in front of 300 amazed people who then spread through the world and multiply to form a new religion that ultimately becomes the underpinning philosophy of the majority of the civilised world for centuries, well, give him the gold BluePeter messiah badge....

Mr Steele · 01-24-2007, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Big_Red

can someone give me some quick cliff notes of what scientology is? their beliefs?

try checking out xenu.net, they have a full archive including the south park ep

Scootermuze · 01-24-2007, 04:59 PM

Scientology was started by L. Ron Hubbard, who said one way to get rich is to start a religion... so he did...
He was a science fiction writer with all sorts of weird ideas...

Kinda strange that so many people would follow someone that just wanted lots of money..

Z · 01-24-2007, 05:10 PM

The founder of Scientology and the guy who wrote "Dianetics" is L. Ron Hubbard. He was a bigamist, liar, thief and all around strange character. Here are some of his quotes -

Make money. Make more money. Make other people make money.

- L. Ron Hubbard

There was no Christ.

- L. Ron Hubbard

Never discuss Scientology with the critic. Just discuss his or her crimes, known and unknown.

- L. Ron Hubbard

We are slowly and carefully teaching the unholy a lesson. It is as follows: We are not a law enforcement agency. BUT we will become interested in the crimes of people who seek to stop us. If you oppose scientology we promptly look up - and find and expose - your crimes. If you leave us alone we will leave you alone.

It's very simple. Even a fool can grasp that. And don't underrate our ability to carry it out.

- L. Ron Hubbard

JFK · 01-24-2007, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Scootermuze

Scientology was started by L. Ron Hubbard, who said one way to get rich is to start a religion... so he did...
He was a science fiction writer with all sorts of weird ideas...

Kinda strange that so many people would follow someone that just wanted lots of money..

bless you and send the donation

Mr. Romance · 01-24-2007, 05:15 PM

They must judge this by financial donations

Mr. Romance

uvort · 01-24-2007, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzzylogic

ur way wrong, dude
he sports wicked dark glasses, a clean smile and a straight haircut

Haha, funniest thing I've read all day!

chaze · 01-24-2007, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by anne

Chruch of scientology is one of the largest religious organizations in hollywood. You would be surprised who gives money to them. I tell ya if tom cruise is being compared to jesus its a sad sad day. Cruise is a crazy man!

Everyone thought Jesus was crazy too.

I thought this religion was started by one guy who wanted to start his own religion. kind of like wanting to open up a club or hot dog stand this guy decided to start a religion.

travelingmike · 01-24-2007, 07:23 PM

what the fuck, i wish he would just away already

VexXxed · 01-24-2007, 07:44 PM

All non-believers will burn in the fire!

Lead us to the light Maverick!!!!

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