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GT-Omar · 02-04-2007, 04:37 AM

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , soccer 7.5 , and Golfing 3.6.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!

Thanks,
Troubled User.....
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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 .

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,

Tech

lol.......

x-zoom · 02-04-2007, 04:39 AM

Hahahaha :>

wielco · 02-04-2007, 04:42 AM

haha nice

CuriousToyBoy · 02-04-2007, 05:19 AM

Oldie, but still brilliant.

;-)

Jace · 02-04-2007, 05:25 AM

dear omar,

you never answered my email. I am sad. You don't love me anymore

Jace

GT-Omar · 02-04-2007, 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

Oldie, but still brilliant.

;-)

Thanks brother!! Hope that tooth is feeling better

Violetta · 02-04-2007, 05:27 AM

hehe... good one

GT-Omar · 02-04-2007, 05:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace

dear omar,

you never answered my email. I am sad. You don't love me anymore

Jace

I never received it [email protected] try it again.

Jace · 02-04-2007, 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Revshare-Omar

I never received it [email protected] try it again.

sent it friday night, we all met up last night for dinner, was trying to invite you

GT-Omar · 02-04-2007, 05:34 AM

Dude I swear to god. I never received it. Sorry about that I soooooo want to go out to I've been so busy haven't had time for any fun. Oh btw hit me up on ICQ I want to talk to you about something.

tenderobject · 02-04-2007, 05:44 AM

lol thats funny!

Klen · 02-04-2007, 05:46 AM

That's way i sometime bettter to use phone,after all phone is also free.

GT-Omar · 02-04-2007, 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

That's way i sometime bettter to use phone,after all phone is also free.

hehe....

Jace · 02-04-2007, 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Revshare-Omar

Dude I swear to god. I never received it. Sorry about that I soooooo want to go out to I've been so busy haven't had time for any fun. Oh btw hit me up on ICQ I want to talk to you about something.

i don't believe you, you just don't love me

GT-Omar · 02-04-2007, 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace

i don't believe you, you just don't love me

Come here you !!

02-04-2007, 04:37 AM	#1
GT-Omar DM at Performive.com Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Atlanta, G.A. Posts: 2,968	Dear Tech support !!! Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , soccer 7.5 , and Golfing 3.6. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help! Thanks, Troubled User..... _____________________________________ REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 . However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 ! WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system! Best of luck, Tech lol....... __________________ Email me Skype me

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