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BoyAlley · 02-14-2007, 03:55 PM

Lawds Mercy!

I mean, how much more proof do you people need that Epassporte is a muck a muck?

I know some of you breeders are kinda slow catching on to things, so I have made a comprehensive report for you all. Here's a summary of threads I put together until I got bored. I could probably keep going for hours, but you should get the idea:

Epassporte will not return your support e-mails:
1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12
Epassporte will not answer your support phonecalls:
1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
Epassporte transfers into or out of your bank account are often mucked:
1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8
Epassporte accounts somtimes get hacked and you might never get your money back:
1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5
Epassporte has a lot of downtime you won't be able to get to your money:
1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6
Some Epassporte users experience all of the above problems at the same time:
1 | 2 | 3

If this doesn't make your elbow itch, you deserve what you get.

Boobs · 02-14-2007, 03:56 PM

now wheres the alternatives

munki · 02-14-2007, 03:56 PM

Any gay related epass problems?

Agent 488 · 02-14-2007, 03:56 PM

what's wrong with you today? didn't get your box eaten?

BoyAlley · 02-14-2007, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki

Any gay related epass problems?

polish_aristocrat · 02-14-2007, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boobs

now wheres the alternatives

actually there are some smaller alternatives, run by Russians

stev0 · 02-14-2007, 03:58 PM

haha, I don't know whats worse.. the amount of threads there, or the amount of time you spent finding all of those ;)

polish_aristocrat · 02-14-2007, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by budsbabes

didn't get your box eaten?

Agent 488 · 02-14-2007, 03:59 PM

http://www.e-gold.com/

StarkReality · 02-14-2007, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

actually there are some smaller alternatives, run by Russians

Unfortunately, the stories you hear about the "smaller alternatives" are much worse than anything I have heard about epass so far

BoyAlley · 02-14-2007, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stev0

haha, I don't know whats worse.. the amount of threads there, or the amount of time you spent finding all of those ;)

I have mad data mining skills.

Jman · 02-14-2007, 04:01 PM

And you have time to run a program???

You're good...

polish_aristocrat · 02-14-2007, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stev0

haha, I don't know whats worse.. the amount of threads there, or the amount of time you spent finding all of those ;)

OMG he actually linked threads to the numbers

lawd mercy

JD · 02-14-2007, 04:03 PM

wow.... maybe I should switch my shit back to checks...

SmokeyTheBear · 02-14-2007, 04:04 PM

sadly unless something happens to them the people who call anyone who has a problem with epassprte "haters" will find an excuse why all of that is ok..

I think the overall epassporte message from my standpoint is "listen to your customers"

and to the real haters " epassporte is a new medium and gfy a unqiue place users can complain ( i dont think paypal has a forum or it would be full

so try to take that into consideration..

To the "lovers" , understand its all cake until you fall in horseshit. then you will be saying " why didnt anyone warn me about the horseshit "

anyways , glad to see keyzer is at least ontop of most of these problems even if they arent solved asap or to the complete satisfaction of the customer.

96ukssob · 02-14-2007, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Lawds Mercy!

I mean, how much more proof do you people need that Epassporte is a muck a muck?

I know some of you breeders are kinda slow catching on to things, so I have made a comprehensive report for you all. Here's a summary of threads I put together until I got bored. I could probably keep going for hours, but you should get the idea:

Epassporte will not return your support e-mails:
1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12
Epassporte will not answer your support phonecalls:
1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
Epassporte transfers into or out of your bank account are often mucked:
1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8
Epassporte accounts somtimes get hacked and you might never get your money back:
1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5
Epassporte has a lot of downtime you won't be able to get to your money:
1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6
Some Epassporte users experience all of the above problems at the same time:
1 | 2 | 3

If this doesn't make your elbow itch, you deserve what you get.

DAMN how long did it take you to do this? i vote the offical epassporte thread

EscortBiz · 02-14-2007, 04:05 PM

my feeling is they got bombed when netteller vanished and are trying to keep up with the huge amount of new accounts and requests and shit i dont know them but thats when things started getting hectic

Minte · 02-14-2007, 04:07 PM

I've done hundreds of transactions with Epass..and have never had any problems that required communications. I'm not a lover or a hater. Just someone using a service for moving money around. My only gripe is they take to big of a cut per transaction. But then i'd prefer that they pay me for using their service.

BoyAlley · 02-14-2007, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69

DAMN how long did it take you to do this?

513 hours.......

Jace · 02-14-2007, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Minte

I've done hundreds of transactions with Epass..and have never had any problems that required communications. I'm not a lover or a hater. Just someone using a service for moving money around. My only gripe is they take to big of a cut per transaction. But then i'd prefer that they pay me for using their service.

I personally am the same way, I have done transactions through epassporte and never had any issue....one time my withdraw took 3 weeks, but that was due to something out of epassportes control

HOWEVER, with everything I have read in the past year about epassporte, you can bet I would NEVER keep ANY money in there...the MINUTE it hits my epass account I withdraw it immediately

BoyAlley · 02-14-2007, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornopete

A gay with an agenda?

A Gay Agenda? Orly?

woj · 02-14-2007, 04:18 PM

and lets not forget threads with helpful easy to implement suggestions, none of which were implemented by epassporte... probably 10 threads like those in the past month too...

Agent 488 · 02-14-2007, 04:20 PM

you might like this better:

http://www.gaypassport.com/

RawAlex · 02-14-2007, 04:21 PM

The tens of thousands of people who use epass every day and have for years don't come on here every day posting happy threads. Doesn't happen.

Further, when I look at many of the complaints about e-pass, they are based on people using it for what it isn't: A bank.

I don't forgive them their terrible support and lackluster phone service, but the rest of it works jut fine provided you use it like it should be used. People moving tens of thousands of dollars through epass (can you say "tax avoidance"? I knew you could) need learn what wires are all about.

BoyAlley · 02-14-2007, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by budsbabes

you might like this better:

http://www.gaypassport.com/

I am not sexually attracted to African American men. Their penises intimidate me.

UKJack · 02-14-2007, 04:26 PM

I really think epassporte should make some sort of statement on what they are going to do to improve because this is getting out of control

Agent 488 · 02-14-2007, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

I am not sexually attracted to African American men. Their penises intimidate me.

96ukssob · 02-14-2007, 04:27 PM

In all honesty, ive used epassporte for a few years and never had a problem that could not be resloved shortly with them. The only issue ive had is the length of time it takes to transfer money from epass to my bank, but I ordered the card from them, so that will be a null issue.

I learned my lesson a while back with paypal. I got my account robbed once and another time it was shut down for "suspicious" behavior (letting people pay me for SEM service). Personally, i would never leave more than $50 in paypal or epass.

I like both service and will continue to use them, but for sure not keeping any sort of funds in the accounts because of learned experiences.

aico · 02-14-2007, 04:35 PM

Do people in the US use them? If so, why? I can understand if you live outside and really don't have much of a choice.

RawAlex · 02-14-2007, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico

Do people in the US use them? If so, why? I can understand if you live outside and really don't have much of a choice.

Why do you not have a choice if you live outside the US? Check fees? Wire costs? Just raise your minimum payment and stop worrying about it.

If you are going to use Epass, get a card, withdraw the funds as they appear in the account, and never make a transaction that twice the total of your daily limit.

This isn't a bank people. Don't treat it like one. Would you leave thousands of dollars sitting at a Western Union office for weeks at a time? No.

Withdraw the money and put it under your mattress or something.

CyberHustler · 02-14-2007, 04:41 PM

uno · 02-14-2007, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace

I personally am the same way, I have done transactions through epassporte and never had any issue....one time my withdraw took 3 weeks, but that was due to something out of epassportes control

HOWEVER, with everything I have read in the past year about epassporte, you can bet I would NEVER keep ANY money in there...the MINUTE it hits my epass account I withdraw it immediately

Yep. My money comes out as fast as their withdrawl system allows.

split_joel · 02-14-2007, 04:59 PM

nice thread dude

polish_aristocrat · 02-14-2007, 05:18 PM

http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/705498-epassporte-account-robbed.html

wtf in this thread alone about 5 people claim their accounts got hacked in last 48 hours or so

tony286 · 02-14-2007, 05:21 PM

I have a question dont use epassporte myself, when they first came up was going to sign up but after getting the paperwork .I felt uncomfortable giving a offshore company so much info, it may of been dumb buts me.
Now what I dont understand why not use a mainstream one, paying a affiliate or a designer is not adult. Buying a membership to my daughter sucks gorilla dicks is or buying the suckfest2000 dvd is. Ive gotten paid for work and have paid for work using paypal and never had a problem.
If the company has a mainstream name MB Corp why not use a mainstream one, costs less and your doing nothing wrong.If you dont like paypal their are others out there.

RawAlex · 02-14-2007, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/705498-epassporte-account-robbed.html

wtf in this thread alone about 5 people claim their accounts got hacked in last 48 hours or so

Perhaps one or more of the spyware / keyloggers has decided that epass would be on their target list this week? It would be a really neat thing to do.

Boyalley, if you want to take your research one step further and figure out the home country of the people complaining. I think you might find some very revealing stats in that pile too.

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 02-14-2007, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Kimo · 02-14-2007, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

A Gay Agenda? Orly?

djiku · 02-14-2007, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RawAlex

Perhaps one or more of the spyware / keyloggers has decided that epass would be on their target list this week? It would be a really neat thing to do.

Boyalley, if you want to take your research one step further and figure out the home country of the people complaining. I think you might find some very revealing stats in that pile too.

From Canada

http://www.gambling911.com/Online-Ga...ws-021407.html

themonk · 02-14-2007, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

actually there are some smaller alternatives, run by Russians

yeah great alternatives

goldmine · 02-14-2007, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by budsbabes

http://www.e-gold.com/

yeah.

.. pretty reliable, e-gold is. Its main clients are those who are on PTR (paid to read) emails and HYIP schemes. I used to use e-gold 2003-2004 till i realised there's no money in PTR emails

One issues i heard on e-gold is its being used as the payment basis for pedo sites and its hard to transfer to one's bank account.

02-14-2007, 03:55 PM	#1
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	Epassporte Epassporte Epassporte Epassporte Epassporte Epassporte Epassporte Lawds Mercy! I mean, how much more proof do you people need that Epassporte is a muck a muck? I know some of you breeders are kinda slow catching on to things, so I have made a comprehensive report for you all. Here's a summary of threads I put together until I got bored. I could probably keep going for hours, but you should get the idea: Epassporte will not return your support e-mails: 1 \| 2 \| 3 \| 4 \| 5 \| 6 \| 7 \| 8 \| 9 \| 10 \| 11 \| 12 Epassporte will not answer your support phonecalls: 1 \| 2 \| 3 \| 4 \| 5 \| 6 \| 7 \| 8 \| Epassporte transfers into or out of your bank account are often mucked: 1 \| 2 \| 3 \| 4 \| 5 \| 6 \| 7 \| 8 Epassporte accounts somtimes get hacked and you might never get your money back: 1 \| 2 \| 3 \| 4 \| 5 Epassporte has a lot of downtime you won't be able to get to your money: 1 \| 2 \| 3 \| 4 \| 5 \| 6 Some Epassporte users experience all of the above problems at the same time: 1 \| 2 \| 3 If this doesn't make your elbow itch, you deserve what you get. Last edited by BoyAlley; 02-14-2007 at 03:58 PM..

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02-14-2007, 03:59 PM	#9
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02-14-2007, 04:07 PM	#18
Minte Babemeister Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Madison Posts: 7,081	I've done hundreds of transactions with Epass..and have never had any problems that required communications. I'm not a lover or a hater. Just someone using a service for moving money around. My only gripe is they take to big of a cut per transaction. But then i'd prefer that they pay me for using their service. __________________ You might not be as anonymous as you think you are.

02-14-2007, 04:18 PM	#22
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02-14-2007, 04:21 PM	#24
RawAlex So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In a house. Posts: 9,465	The tens of thousands of people who use epass every day and have for years don't come on here every day posting happy threads. Doesn't happen. Further, when I look at many of the complaints about e-pass, they are based on people using it for what it isn't: A bank. I don't forgive them their terrible support and lackluster phone service, but the rest of it works jut fine provided you use it like it should be used. People moving tens of thousands of dollars through epass (can you say "tax avoidance"? I knew you could) need learn what wires are all about.

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UKJack Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 139	I really think epassporte should make some sort of statement on what they are going to do to improve because this is getting out of control

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02-14-2007, 04:35 PM	#29
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02-14-2007, 05:18 PM	#34
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02-14-2007, 05:21 PM	#35
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	I have a question dont use epassporte myself, when they first came up was going to sign up but after getting the paperwork .I felt uncomfortable giving a offshore company so much info, it may of been dumb buts me. Now what I dont understand why not use a mainstream one, paying a affiliate or a designer is not adult. Buying a membership to my daughter sucks gorilla dicks is or buying the suckfest2000 dvd is. Ive gotten paid for work and have paid for work using paypal and never had a problem. If the company has a mainstream name MB Corp why not use a mainstream one, costs less and your doing nothing wrong.If you dont like paypal their are others out there.