I Hope This Anna Nicole Shit Goes on Forever - GoFuckYourself.com

pocketkangaroo · 02-22-2007, 12:15 PM

Seriously, this shit is pure daytime entertainment. If it wasn't for our tax dollars paying for it, I'd want it to go on forever. A room full of people who just want to make money off her. Some crazy lawyers. A judge who should be selling hot dogs. You literally couldn't script this shit.

tony286 · 02-22-2007, 12:15 PM

it sucks at night every news channel thats all they talk about.

Huggles · 02-22-2007, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo

Seriously, this shit is pure daytime entertainment. If it wasn't for our tax dollars paying for it, I'd want it to go on forever. A room full of people who just want to make money off her. Some crazy lawyers. A judge who should be selling hot dogs. You literally couldn't script this shit.

Peaches · 02-22-2007, 12:18 PM

Court TV's ratings are up 87%. I'm still trying to figure out how this idiot in FL became a judge.

pocketkangaroo · 02-22-2007, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Peaches

Court TV's ratings are up 87%. I'm still trying to figure out how this idiot in FL became a judge.

The judge is the best part! You have a total legal clusterfuck and a judge who is straight out of a sitcom trying to handle it.

LauraLee · 02-22-2007, 12:25 PM

I am so freaking sick of the sound of helicopters hovering. My house isn't far from the coutrhouse and the helicopters have not stopped since monday morning

This bitch needs some Calgon

Th!nk · 02-22-2007, 12:27 PM

the girl has already died...i hope she gets to have it at least in peace.

spunkmaster · 02-22-2007, 12:31 PM

This isn't about Anna Nicole Smith it's about who gets the kid and the 160 Million the Kid might get some day !

Peaches · 02-22-2007, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo

You have a total legal clusterfuck and a judge who is straight out of a sitcom trying to handle it.

Took the words right out of my mouth

Why is Birkhead even IN this courtroom? No law says he gets a say in all this. Someone needs to decide if Howard K. Stern is her legal husband and that will declare if he or her mother decides where she's buried. 3 days and they still don't know this??

SxDx · 02-22-2007, 12:33 PM

there's supposed to be a ruling by tomorrow morning. so....i guess that means this part of the drama will be over soon. There will be more to come though...for sure

Splum · 02-22-2007, 12:34 PM

Me too Im fucking OWNING her search terms and getting mad dough.

sumphatpimp · 02-22-2007, 12:36 PM

lawyers are fun to watch.
people who ditch jury duty have no idea what they are missing.

Peaches · 02-22-2007, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by sumphatpimp

lawyers are fun to watch.
people who ditch jury duty have no idea what they are missing.

No kidding.

Huggles · 02-22-2007, 12:43 PM

HAPPYPEEKERS · 02-22-2007, 12:45 PM

I am hooked

EroticyChrissy · 02-22-2007, 12:46 PM

They should go in front of Judge Milian, the hot job from Miami. Oh yeah.

cranki · 02-22-2007, 12:49 PM

The money should be 'donated' to the government. Entirely.

Peaches · 02-22-2007, 12:55 PM

I love how this professional judge calls lawyers by whatever city/state they are from instead of using their real names. This is better than any $7 movie.

pocketkangaroo · 02-22-2007, 01:03 PM

I love how none of the shit they are talking about has anything to do with where she is buried. The judge is using the court room like an episode of Maury Povich.

Peaches · 02-22-2007, 01:17 PM

OMG, now we're doing swearing in and testifying on the phone

It could be some bum on a payphone, lol.

02-22-2007, 01:21 PM

Wow, thanks for the heads up. I just tuned in now. I hadn't seen this guy yet, he's a riot!

Next thing I expect to see is a witness that says he can't give proper testimony unless he can smoke and swear in the courtroom.

Judge: "I'll allow it."

Peaches · 02-22-2007, 01:25 PM

He's making a decision. Said he told everyone it was going to be tomorrow so it would be a surprise, lol!!!! THIS guy is what's scary about the American legal system.

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pocketkangaroo · 02-22-2007, 01:30 PM

Now he's going on a big grandstanding speech and just milking his 15 minutes. I don't think he'll ever give a decision.

pocketkangaroo · 02-22-2007, 01:35 PM

Seriously, is there any qualifications for becoming a judge in Florida? He reminds me of the old guy you sit next to at a bar who is drunk and just rambles on for hours. He's been talking for 30 minute straight now and hasn't made any points at all. He's totally milking his airtime.

Peaches · 02-22-2007, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo

Now he's going on a big grandstanding speech and just milking his 15 minutes. I don't think he'll ever give a decision.

Oh, now after he's done his grandstanding (like we care that he cried, that he was going to retire, that he has a kid, blah fucking blah) and NOW he says he's leaving for 15 minutes to "review" everything. This is great. He's going to review 3 days of testimony in 15 minutes. He's already made his decision, but you're right - he's milking it for all he can. Or he promised a commercial break to Court TV

pocketkangaroo · 02-22-2007, 01:41 PM

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Oh, now after he's done his grandstanding (like we care that he cried, that he was going to retire, that he has a kid, blah fucking blah) and NOW he says he's leaving for 15 minutes to "review" everything. This is great. He's going to review 3 days of testimony in 15 minutes. He's already made his decision, but you're right - he's milking it for all he can. Or he promised a commercial break to Court TV

The guy on MSNBC is just tearing this judge apart.

I seriously thought the OJ Trial was as weird as shit gets. I don't think anything could possibly top the trainwreck/clusterfuck I have witnessed here.

Also, did he really let some random guy on the phone testify?

pornguy · 02-22-2007, 01:41 PM

Think Keywords!!!!

Peaches · 02-22-2007, 01:45 PM

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Think Keywords!!!!

Good ol' Billy Smith - testifying on the phone about an ex-wife and kid he hadn't seen since 1988. There's not an ounce of class or common sense with every participant combined.

pocketkangaroo · 02-22-2007, 01:47 PM

The Larry Birkhead guy is the one that confuses me. If someone had my daughter held essentially hostage in another country, and he was in the same room as me, I would not be able to control myself.

Peaches · 02-22-2007, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo

The Larry Birkhead guy is the one that confuses me. If someone had my daughter held essentially hostage in another country, and he was in the same room as me, I would not be able to control myself.

It's not like Anna picked smart men to sleep with

02-22-2007, 01:55 PM

Wow, he's balling like a madman. What a disgrace.

pocketkangaroo · 02-22-2007, 01:55 PM

The judge is now hysterically crying. This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen.

Kimo · 02-22-2007, 01:57 PM

they talk about it too much on the news

Peaches · 02-22-2007, 01:57 PM

This is a freaking circus. I can't figure out WHAT he ruled??!! He's giving the decision to a baby? Or basically spent 3 days to hand it over to another judge. Pathetic at best.

Peaches · 02-22-2007, 02:01 PM

Now they're saying the mother might appeal. I hope they've mummified ANS.

TheLegacy · 02-22-2007, 02:03 PM

god just do the dna test and get it over with - bury her with her son - as the body guard said, why would she bury him at a place she didnt want to also be buried. makes perfect sense.

time to update my will

Tom_PM · 02-22-2007, 02:08 PM

Yeah it's been the best TV show in years. The guardian of the baby won, so he COULD bury her wherever he see's fit, even though the judge WANTS her buried near her son.
MSNBC just reported that howard stern is getting evicted from the house he doesnt own on monday, lol.

justinsain · 02-22-2007, 02:18 PM

I hate to say it but that was better than the Daytona 500 and you know how much I like my NASCAR

HAPPYPEEKERS · 02-22-2007, 02:19 PM

they just sent the EMTs in .. after the courtroom was cleared.. the judge may have blown his head off.. he was totally freaking out.

I have never seen a crybaby judge lol

HAPPYPEEKERS · 02-22-2007, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Peaches

Now they're saying the mother might appeal. I hope they've mummified ANS.

Peaches · 02-22-2007, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Happypeekers

they just sent the EMTs in .. after the courtroom was cleared

Here we go again........

My brother, who has only had sex with one woman and even THAT he waited until after they were married, said he's the father of the baby too

StickyGreen · 02-22-2007, 02:27 PM

I can't believe how much media it's getting... can't wait for it to go away...

sickkittens · 02-22-2007, 02:34 PM

WTF was with the judge?

MissMina · 02-22-2007, 02:37 PM

I know I have been sucked in watching it all unfold for 3 days... It's just the beginning though....

Narfle · 02-22-2007, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by evildick

Next thing I expect to see is a witness that says he can't give proper testimony unless he can smoke and swear in the courtroom.

I also love Trailer Park Boys :)

Peaches · 02-22-2007, 02:51 PM

OK, so you have the three groups all saying it's a family affair, not public and they want to give ANS the privacy she always wanted. So why did they take it to court?

AND there's another attorney saying they're going to appeal.

This is just too bizarre. But great TV

trix · 02-22-2007, 03:23 PM

Am I the only one who thinks the medical examiner looks like a character from an oldschool James Bond movie?

notabook · 02-22-2007, 03:28 PM

rofl... I just have to say I bet her body is starting to smell pretty ripe right about now.

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pocketkangaroo Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 8,452	I love how none of the shit they are talking about has anything to do with where she is buried. The judge is using the court room like an episode of Maury Povich.

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Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	OMG, now we're doing swearing in and testifying on the phone It could be some bum on a payphone, lol.

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evildick Guest Posts: n/a	Wow, thanks for the heads up. I just tuned in now. I hadn't seen this guy yet, he's a riot! Next thing I expect to see is a witness that says he can't give proper testimony unless he can smoke and swear in the courtroom. Judge: "I'll allow it."

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Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	He's making a decision. Said he told everyone it was going to be tomorrow so it would be a surprise, lol!!!! THIS guy is what's scary about the American legal system.

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pocketkangaroo Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 8,452	Now he's going on a big grandstanding speech and just milking his 15 minutes. I don't think he'll ever give a decision.

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pocketkangaroo Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 8,452	Seriously, is there any qualifications for becoming a judge in Florida? He reminds me of the old guy you sit next to at a bar who is drunk and just rambles on for hours. He's been talking for 30 minute straight now and hasn't made any points at all. He's totally milking his airtime.

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pocketkangaroo Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 8,452	The Larry Birkhead guy is the one that confuses me. If someone had my daughter held essentially hostage in another country, and he was in the same room as me, I would not be able to control myself.

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