NEWS of the YEAR!! Sword-wielding rescuer mistakes porn for sounds of rape - GoFuckYourself.com

NinjaSteve · 02-21-2007, 08:13 PM

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OCONOMOWOC, Wis. ? A 39-year-old man who says he broke into a neighbor's apartment with a cavalry sword because he thought he was overhearing a woman being raped faces charges in the incident after it turned out the neighbor was actually watching a pornographic movie.

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He grabbed the sword, a family heirloom, bounded up the stairs to the other apartment, kicked in the door and confronted the man who lived there.

"I intended to hold it behind my back and knock. But I froze and instead, what happened happened," Van Iveren said.

"Now I feel stupid. This really is nothing, nothing but a mistake."

Van Iveren said that he does not have a telephone, so he could not call police when he heard the calls for help. He said he barely knew the upstairs tenant.

"It had nothing to do with him," he said. "I didn't even know if he was there. It was the woman. I thought there was a woman."

Van Iveren was charged with criminal trespass while using a dangerous weapon, criminal damage to property while using a dangerous weapon and disorderly conduct while using a dangerous weapon, misdemeanors which carry a maximum total penalty of 33 months in jail.

BusterBunny · 02-21-2007, 08:18 PM

thats pretty crazy...hope he gets off light cause it seems like he was trying to help...

madawgz · 02-21-2007, 08:18 PM

at least he was trying to do the right thing...

Jace · 02-21-2007, 08:23 PM

hahahahahhaa

can you imagine sitting there trying to jerk off and some loser geek with a sword comes busting in? HAHAHA

Spunky · 02-21-2007, 08:25 PM

Lol..how embarrassing..trying to rub one out and some knob rushes in with a sword

Nookster · 02-21-2007, 08:27 PM

Haha yea, heard about it this morning. Funny shit.

Tanker · 02-21-2007, 09:16 PM

Wow that is funny

Phoenix · 02-21-2007, 09:30 PM

well at least he was doing the right thing

but damn..how can you not know the sound of porn

gecko · 02-22-2007, 04:04 AM

bahahahaha

Zayne E. · 02-22-2007, 06:12 AM

Not the first thing that comes to mind when I think of a "sword fight"

Kudos to the guy for not sitting by while he thinks a crime is being committed. Hopefully this one gets settled with a small fine.

Scott McD · 02-22-2007, 06:18 AM

What a way to spoil a good porno...

Sexsitesurfer · 02-22-2007, 06:40 AM

Nice that someone would care that much... The other guy needs to turn the volume down!

Wonder what film it was that sounded like rape?

Sexsitesurfer · 02-22-2007, 06:42 AM

Nice that someone would care that much... The other guy needs to turn the volume down!

Wonder what film it was that sounded like rape?

Lebron James · 02-22-2007, 06:44 AM

I wonder if he caught the other guy with his cock in hand.

Sarah_Jayne · 02-22-2007, 06:53 AM

atleast the guy actually cared that somebody might have been getting hurt

Rochard · 02-22-2007, 07:51 AM

Holy cow that's funny!

02-21-2007, 08:18 PM	#2
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02-21-2007, 09:30 PM	#8
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Zayne E. Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 1,383	Not the first thing that comes to mind when I think of a "sword fight" Kudos to the guy for not sitting by while he thinks a crime is being committed. Hopefully this one gets settled with a small fine.

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02-22-2007, 06:40 AM	#12
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02-22-2007, 06:42 AM	#13
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