How not to represent an affiliate program (icq log): - GoFuckYourself.com

who · 02-27-2007, 09:49 AM

Entire conversation log:

salami 6:37:27 PM: can you get installs? we can pay a lot
me 6:37:50 PM: Who are you?
salami 6:38:09 PM: we are searchign for a new partner..we have money to payout for installs
salami 6:38:15 PM: are you able to get installs?
me 6:39:48 PM: Why would i do business with you when you don't even have the curtesy to introduce yourself?
salami 6:40:23 PM: i'm peter, and work for an affiliate program in the US
salami 6:40:27 PM: what is your name?
me 6:41:31 PM: an affiliate program? Who!? Sorry, you've already lost my trust. Try someone else. Take care
salami 6:41:44 PM: weirdo. bye

I just don't understand some of these people. So fucking rude. Or should I be some kind of mind reader...?

Nysus · 02-27-2007, 09:51 AM

Ya, I would say you're a weirdo.. for sure.

DutchTeenCash · 02-27-2007, 09:53 AM

anyone with a nick thats salami shouldnt be trusted imho

sausage fest comes to my mind

Rochard · 02-27-2007, 09:57 AM

I sometimes come across as rude on ICQ. I'm just goofing off, but some people take icq way too seriously. I've learned to tone myself down a bit.

tranza · 02-27-2007, 09:58 AM

Lol, what an idiot.

who · 02-27-2007, 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

I sometimes come across as rude on ICQ. I'm just goofing off, but some people take icq way too seriously. I've learned to tone myself down a bit.

I doubt you just jump in and try to get business without telling who you are first, or who you're representing, and so on.. And perhaps at least you say 'hello'..

This jerk was wayyy too busy to do any of that..

alexg · 02-27-2007, 10:03 AM

salami hahaha

DutchTeenCash · 02-27-2007, 10:06 AM

you know what I really like?

ppl (who arent on my icq list yet) who icq like 'are you there' then I reply with hi im DTC Bob bla bla and they reply the next day with 'hey dude' then another one the next day like 'you there?'

Somehow I gave up on conversations like that.

NoWhErE · 02-27-2007, 10:09 AM

Meh, its still better than those damn chinese wanting to talk to you so that they can improve their english.

And then they get pissed when you say you don't have the time to chit-chat

StarkReality · 02-27-2007, 10:14 AM

I got a new job for this affiliate rep: "Hey, psst, wanna buy swiss watch ? Wanna buy sunglasses ? Wanna buy coconut ?"

fris · 02-27-2007, 10:16 AM

i miss those icqs from people who offer installs, too funny

pornguy · 02-27-2007, 10:21 AM

I think people should introduce themselves. I do.

TeenCat · 02-27-2007, 10:26 AM

oh man installs so trojans and viruses? maybe someone can give a look on them

Klen · 02-27-2007, 10:29 AM

That guy also contacted me.I dont give damn about pay per install programs,i think they also should be wiped off from internet.

Mike Semen · 02-27-2007, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by who

I just don't understand some of these people. So fucking rude.

My faves are the ones who ask you straight off to start a blog, or go into partnership with them without even introducing themselves.

"Yes Mr stranger I'll be happy to start a blog with you and teach you everyting about adult, oh and by the way, here are my bank details while we're at it."

Anyways glad you didnt post my little blooper form sunday

sharp · 02-27-2007, 10:44 AM

hahahaha

tony286 · 02-27-2007, 10:44 AM

its lack of training

DutchTeenCash · 02-27-2007, 10:51 AM

was his program called nigeriacash.com ?

Boobs · 02-27-2007, 10:53 AM

zangowned

SxDx · 02-27-2007, 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

I sometimes come across as rude on ICQ. I'm just goofing off, but some people take icq way too seriously. I've learned to tone myself down a bit.

i've always said that there should be a font for sarcasm

Honez · 02-27-2007, 11:24 AM

I got an ICQ from him too. I asked how I could help him and no reply.

DutchTeenCash · 02-27-2007, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honez

I got an ICQ from him too. I asked how I could help him and no reply.

what his icq? Im in the mood for some fun

Klen · 02-27-2007, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DutchTeenCash

was his program called nigeriacash.com ?

No his program is yazzle.net

Klen · 02-27-2007, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DutchTeenCash

what his icq? Im in the mood for some fun

491700050
Just say you can bring 3000 usd daily install and i guurante fun

DutchTeenCash · 02-27-2007, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

491700050
Just say you can bring 3000 usd daily install and i guurante fun

gracias

Lacerto · 02-27-2007, 11:29 AM

How dare you not read his mind. You fucking weirdo....

DutchTeenCash · 02-27-2007, 11:33 AM

hmm guess calling him wurst wasnt the right approach

12clicks · 02-27-2007, 11:36 AM

same guy, different approach

salami [11:33 AM] :
can you get installs?
12clicks [11:35 AM] :
get lost

Agent 488 · 02-27-2007, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

No his program is yazzle.net

looks like a low rent zango. luring people in with sudoku too.

Klen · 02-27-2007, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by budsbabes

looks like a low rent zango. luring people in with sudoku too.

They think they are better then zango

MetaMan · 02-27-2007, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

I sometimes come across as rude on ICQ. I'm just goofing off, but some people take icq way too seriously. I've learned to tone myself down a bit.

not just icq, the internet in general, you would think people have the self esteem of a chashew the way they get worked up when people are obviously just busting their balls.

Doctor Dre · 02-27-2007, 12:03 PM

All theses reps for stupid installs... i can't stand it.

GoTigers · 02-27-2007, 12:11 PM

im gonna buy some salami now

adultchica · 02-27-2007, 12:28 PM

LOL @ the logs

BradM · 02-27-2007, 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DutchTeenCash

you know what I really like?

ppl (who arent on my icq list yet) who icq like 'are you there' then I reply with hi im DTC Bob bla bla and they reply the next day with 'hey dude' then another one the next day like 'you there?'

Somehow I gave up on conversations like that.

I've ignored them for years, but I get the same thing daily.

DutchTeenCash · 02-27-2007, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM

I've ignored them for years, but I get the same thing daily.

yeah when Im in a funny mood ill icq them with the same stuff see if they get it

Adultnet · 02-27-2007, 12:55 PM

I also got some one on icq that asked me if i can do installs

To what i said what do you mean ? what installs...

Adultnet · 02-27-2007, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

All theses reps for stupid installs... i can't stand it.

yeah...

XMaster · 02-27-2007, 01:01 PM

this guy is not working for me ! lol

fuzebox · 03-26-2007, 11:33 AM

This retard just spammed me today

RawAlex · 03-26-2007, 11:35 AM

It's easier just to get your own installer built and put your own codes into people's computers. Solves the problem outright. If they are paying $1 per install, trust me, they are worth more than $1.

seeric · 03-26-2007, 11:42 AM

he woulda lost me at INSTALLS.

aico · 03-26-2007, 11:44 AM

Anytime someone named Salami wants to pay me for installing something I'd be afraid too.

The Ghost · 03-26-2007, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by who

Entire conversation log:

salami 6:37:27 PM: can you get installs? we can pay a lot
me 6:37:50 PM: Who are you?
salami 6:38:09 PM: we are searchign for a new partner..we have money to payout for installs
salami 6:38:15 PM: are you able to get installs?
me 6:39:48 PM: Why would i do business with you when you don't even have the curtesy to introduce yourself?
salami 6:40:23 PM: i'm peter, and work for an affiliate program in the US
salami 6:40:27 PM: what is your name?
me 6:41:31 PM: an affiliate program? Who!? Sorry, you've already lost my trust. Try someone else. Take care
salami 6:41:44 PM: weirdo. bye

I just don't understand some of these people. So fucking rude. Or should I be some kind of mind reader...?

Have a log similar to this. Was half convinced it was a joke until now

mortenb · 03-26-2007, 11:56 AM

He just contacted me too. When I told him no, he acted like a 16 year old and told me about his stinky salami.

$tandaman · 03-26-2007, 11:58 AM

This guy keeps fucking messaging, he does not give up.. once a week.. what a pita.

Violetta · 03-26-2007, 12:23 PM

weirdo/moron I would say

Barefootsies · 03-26-2007, 12:26 PM

A few weeks back I was signing with some affiliates because I needed a bunch of sponsors for something I am working on, during that week I received a few ICQ's like you described.

Some out of the blue for affiliates, or programmers. They were already talking to me like midsentence, and without introducing themselves. They spoke broken English at best, and my responses were pretty much the same as yours with the, "who are you", and "wtf's".

I also had a few programs I was interested in promoting, but once I talked to their rep, I decided against it. If you can't handle the English language, then how are you going to handle my money?!?!!

Miss Tera · 03-26-2007, 12:26 PM

He hit me up too, LOL

BobG · 03-26-2007, 01:04 PM

I've had some bad ones too. Gotta tell'em, "Work on your sales pitch and get back to someone else"

02-27-2007, 09:49 AM	#1
who So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ICQ #23642053 Posts: 19,593	How not to represent an affiliate program (icq log): Entire conversation log: salami 6:37:27 PM: can you get installs? we can pay a lot me 6:37:50 PM: Who are you? salami 6:38:09 PM: we are searchign for a new partner..we have money to payout for installs salami 6:38:15 PM: are you able to get installs? me 6:39:48 PM: Why would i do business with you when you don't even have the curtesy to introduce yourself? salami 6:40:23 PM: i'm peter, and work for an affiliate program in the US salami 6:40:27 PM: what is your name? me 6:41:31 PM: an affiliate program? Who!? Sorry, you've already lost my trust. Try someone else. Take care salami 6:41:44 PM: weirdo. bye I just don't understand some of these people. So fucking rude. Or should I be some kind of mind reader...?

02-27-2007, 09:51 AM	#2
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02-27-2007, 09:53 AM	#3
DutchTeenCash I like Dutch Girls Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: dutchteencash.com Posts: 21,684	anyone with a nick thats salami shouldnt be trusted imho sausage fest comes to my mind __________________ ICQ 16 91 547 - SKYPE dutchteencash bob AT dutchteencash DOT com ... did you see our newest Sweet Natural Girl Priscilla (18)?

02-27-2007, 09:57 AM	#4
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,046	I sometimes come across as rude on ICQ. I'm just goofing off, but some people take icq way too seriously. I've learned to tone myself down a bit. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

02-27-2007, 09:58 AM	#5
tranza ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! Posts: 57,559	Lol, what an idiot. __________________ I'm just a newbie.

02-27-2007, 10:03 AM	#7
alexg IL4L.com Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Israel - ICQ: 162136565 Posts: 11,287	salami hahaha __________________ Find fuck buddies in your area!

02-27-2007, 10:06 AM	#8
DutchTeenCash I like Dutch Girls Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: dutchteencash.com Posts: 21,684	you know what I really like? ppl (who arent on my icq list yet) who icq like 'are you there' then I reply with hi im DTC Bob bla bla and they reply the next day with 'hey dude' then another one the next day like 'you there?' Somehow I gave up on conversations like that. __________________ ICQ 16 91 547 - SKYPE dutchteencash bob AT dutchteencash DOT com ... did you see our newest Sweet Natural Girl Priscilla (18)?

02-27-2007, 10:09 AM	#9
NoWhErE Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 10,388	Meh, its still better than those damn chinese wanting to talk to you so that they can improve their english. And then they get pissed when you say you don't have the time to chit-chat __________________ skype: lordofthecameltoe

02-27-2007, 10:14 AM	#10
StarkReality Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: 4 8 15 16 23 42 Posts: 4,444	I got a new job for this affiliate rep: "Hey, psst, wanna buy swiss watch ? Wanna buy sunglasses ? Wanna buy coconut ?"

02-27-2007, 10:16 AM	#11
fris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 55,372	i miss those icqs from people who offer installs, too funny __________________ Since 1999: 69 Adult Industry awards for Best Hosting Company and professional excellence. WP Stuff

02-27-2007, 10:21 AM	#12
pornguy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Homeless Posts: 62,911	I think people should introduce themselves. I do. __________________ PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic AmateurDough The Hottes Shemales online! TChicks.com \| Angeles Cid \| Mariana Cordoba \| MAILERS WELCOME!

02-27-2007, 10:26 AM	#13
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02-27-2007, 10:29 AM	#14
Klen Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Little Vienna Posts: 32,235	That guy also contacted me.I dont give damn about pay per install programs,i think they also should be wiped off from internet.

02-27-2007, 10:44 AM	#16
sharp Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 7,006	hahahaha

02-27-2007, 10:44 AM	#17
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	its lack of training

02-27-2007, 10:51 AM	#18
DutchTeenCash I like Dutch Girls Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: dutchteencash.com Posts: 21,684	was his program called nigeriacash.com ? __________________ ICQ 16 91 547 - SKYPE dutchteencash bob AT dutchteencash DOT com ... did you see our newest Sweet Natural Girl Priscilla (18)?

02-27-2007, 10:53 AM	#19
Boobs Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 7,875	zangowned __________________ Join the fucking best in big tit sponsors!!!

02-27-2007, 11:24 AM	#21
Honez Confirmed Brat Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Colorado Springs, CO Posts: 6,636	I got an ICQ from him too. I asked how I could help him and no reply. __________________ Your Paysite Partner Hone at YourPaysitePartner dot Com Skype - Stressmonkey

02-27-2007, 11:29 AM	#26
Lacerto Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 362	How dare you not read his mind. You fucking weirdo.... __________________ All of my adult ventures have failed.

02-27-2007, 11:33 AM	#27
DutchTeenCash I like Dutch Girls Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: dutchteencash.com Posts: 21,684	hmm guess calling him wurst wasnt the right approach __________________ ICQ 16 91 547 - SKYPE dutchteencash bob AT dutchteencash DOT com ... did you see our newest Sweet Natural Girl Priscilla (18)?

02-27-2007, 11:36 AM	#28
12clicks Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: God's right hand Posts: 19,789	same guy, different approach salami [11:33 AM] : can you get installs? 12clicks [11:35 AM] : get lost __________________ I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

02-27-2007, 12:11 PM	#33
GoTigers Registered User Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 50	im gonna buy some salami now __________________ www.galleryfeeder.com - The Free, Fast, Intelligent, Efficient way of updating your sites

02-27-2007, 12:28 PM	#34
adultchica Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: usa Posts: 5,141	LOL @ the logs __________________

02-27-2007, 12:55 PM	#37
Adultnet Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 8,713	I also got some one on icq that asked me if i can do installs To what i said what do you mean ? what installs... __________________ TrafficCashGold Paying Webmasters Since 1996! Awesome Conversions! Fast Weekly Payments! Over 125 Tours!

02-27-2007, 01:01 PM	#39
XMaster Poker Player Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 2,945	this guy is not working for me ! lol __________________ iStripper 50% revshare since 1998 You missed out on Bitcoin! Don't miss DOLZ.

03-26-2007, 11:33 AM	#40
fuzebox making it rain Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: seattle Posts: 22,119	This retard just spammed me today

03-26-2007, 11:35 AM	#41
RawAlex So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In a house. Posts: 9,465	It's easier just to get your own installer built and put your own codes into people's computers. Solves the problem outright. If they are paying $1 per install, trust me, they are worth more than $1.

03-26-2007, 11:42 AM	#42
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	he woulda lost me at INSTALLS.

03-26-2007, 11:44 AM	#43
aico Moo Moo Cow Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 14,748	Anytime someone named Salami wants to pay me for installing something I'd be afraid too.

03-26-2007, 11:56 AM	#45
mortenb Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Denmark ICQ: 7880009 Posts: 2,203	He just contacted me too. When I told him no, he acted like a 16 year old and told me about his stinky salami.

03-26-2007, 11:58 AM	#46
$tandaman Pimping 8EZ Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 3,529	This guy keeps fucking messaging, he does not give up.. once a week.. what a pita. __________________ CentroProfits.com - Make money with 3000+ Models! ModelCentro.com - Multiple award winning hosted CMS designed to run solo model sites, with affiliate program built in. Launch your model site in 24 hrs or less! FanCentro.com - Premium social network for SWs & Fans!

03-26-2007, 12:23 PM	#47
Violetta Affiliate Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 28,735	weirdo/moron I would say __________________ M&A Queen

03-26-2007, 12:26 PM	#48
Barefootsies Choice is an Illusion Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Land of Obama Posts: 42,635	A few weeks back I was signing with some affiliates because I needed a bunch of sponsors for something I am working on, during that week I received a few ICQ's like you described. Some out of the blue for affiliates, or programmers. They were already talking to me like midsentence, and without introducing themselves. They spoke broken English at best, and my responses were pretty much the same as yours with the, "who are you", and "wtf's". I also had a few programs I was interested in promoting, but once I talked to their rep, I decided against it. If you can't handle the English language, then how are you going to handle my money?!?!! __________________ Should You Email Your Members? Link1 \| Link2 \| Link3 Enough Said. "Would you rather live like a king for a year or like a prince forever?"

03-26-2007, 12:26 PM	#49
Miss Tera Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Bay Area Posts: 1,634	He hit me up too, LOL __________________ Director of eCommerce www.gamelink.com [email protected] skype: tera_masters

03-26-2007, 01:04 PM	#50
BobG Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: San Diego Posts: 4,274	I've had some bad ones too. Gotta tell'em, "Work on your sales pitch and get back to someone else"