Re-locate to Costa Rica - work for IwantU.com! - GoFuckYourself.com

Varius · 02-28-2007, 03:45 PM

We still haven't received the perfect candidate yet for a position as a Project Manager in our production department. Perhaps now that a few of you have seen Costa Rica at our Bash, there will be more interested parties.

We cover your re-location expenses (flight, housing here for first year) and will assist you in getting comfortable with the new culture here.

Requirements:

- Knowledge of PHP/MySQL though you will mainly not have to code it yourself.
- Ability to follow and enforce technical procedures
- Ability to manage a team
- Ability to adhere to deadlines

Spanish is not required but is a definite asset.

This Project Manager will report to me directly on a day-to-day basis and will manage programmers under him. There is future opportunity for advancement, even partnership in the company if you prove your worth and reliability.

This is an IN-HOUSE only position. Others who have made the move so far have been loving it

For any questions or if you'd like to discuss the opening, email me at varius AT manacr.com or ICQ 520468.

fuzebox · 02-28-2007, 04:42 PM

Bump for Varius who really just needs a new cuddle partner.

Varius · 02-28-2007, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox

Bump for Varius who really just needs a new cuddle partner.

Yeah well I wouldn't if you didn't replace me with chicks all the time

Peaches · 02-28-2007, 04:49 PM

I see no options there for "pug transportation"

(not to mention I don't have a single qualification except managing a team and adhereing to deadlines ;) )

02-28-2007, 04:49 PM

Probation wont let me leave the country until 2009 or else we would make a great tag team over there! ;)

Varius · 02-28-2007, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chartgraves

Probation wont let me leave the country until 2009 or else we would make a great tag team over there! ;)

You could leave....but then never get back in

MaDalton · 02-28-2007, 05:11 PM

i consider working under you a very dangerous position - kid cock

Deputy Chief Command · 02-28-2007, 05:12 PM

can I apply ?? pleaaaaseeee! ! ! I want to sit on the beach all day long drinking daquiris .. .

seeric · 02-28-2007, 05:12 PM

i don't think CR can handle me more than 5 or 6 days at a time. LOLOLOL.

Varius · 02-28-2007, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton

i consider working under you a very dangerous position - kid cock

haha thats why i worded it carefully, to 'report directly to me'...unless of course you're a hot chick, then you can always work under me

Briscoe · 02-28-2007, 05:17 PM

I fit all those qualifications. And thats damn tempting...

Varius · 02-28-2007, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K

i don't think CR can handle me more than 5 or 6 days at a time. LOLOLOL.

why not, we got enough bushes for you to wrestle with

Varius · 02-28-2007, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Briscoe

I fit all those qualifications. And thats damn tempting...

Well then let's chat

stickyfingerz · 02-28-2007, 05:19 PM

Didnt I put in an Application for fluffer already? I never got a reply...

cyberstar · 02-28-2007, 05:34 PM

damn.. i love my panama too much... otherwise this thing would be MINE!

Briscoe · 02-28-2007, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Varius

Well then let's chat

Sent you an ICQ

dodger21 · 02-28-2007, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Varius

haha thats why i worded it carefully, to 'report directly to me'...unless of course you're a hot chick, then you can always work under me

HEY JENNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK what Keith said!!!!!!!!!!

1200mics · 02-28-2007, 06:01 PM

is this offer only for US citizens or worldwide ?

Sosa · 02-28-2007, 06:13 PM

woudl be a blast if I knew PHP/MySql

jimb · 02-28-2007, 06:16 PM

buuuuuuump for Keith

I wanted to play hockey today....

Jim

Jennyfer · 02-28-2007, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dodger21

HEY JENNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK what Keith said!!!!!!!!!!

I noticed it

lol

he-fox · 02-28-2007, 09:08 PM

bump for the greatest crew around

!

tony286 · 02-28-2007, 09:11 PM

bump for a great opportunity

Poppy · 02-28-2007, 09:24 PM

What a GREAT opportunity!

TheSenator · 02-28-2007, 09:26 PM

Damn, nice opp for the right person.

If only I were single

gornyhuy · 02-28-2007, 09:29 PM

Damn... if only I were younger, had no kids, were single, etc.

Sounds right up my alley. And CR is the most beautiful friggin place on earth.

IWantU_Jeff · 02-28-2007, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dodger21

HEY JENNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK what Keith said!!!!!!!!!!

AND shes not been feeling well..

KEITH JUST PRAY SHE ATE SOMETHING!!!!

hi jenn mi amor porqu jenn porque!

dissipate · 02-28-2007, 10:18 PM

This is a great job for someone who wants to move down to one of the greatest places on earth

Plus Varius will even let you be the big spoon sometimes

GTS Mark · 02-28-2007, 11:15 PM

Can I share a desk with Hans?

If so I will work for free

DH

AK · 03-01-2007, 12:13 AM

bump for Keith!

Adultnet · 03-01-2007, 12:20 AM

here is a bump for you ..

Hansm · 03-01-2007, 12:45 AM

You are welcome. Im sure varius agrees too.

PS: You going to Phoenix?

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrinkingHARDEST

Can I share a desk with Hans?

If so I will work for free

DH

CherryLipsRosa · 03-01-2007, 10:59 AM

Bump for a great addition to our team !!

gecko · 03-01-2007, 11:34 AM

Nice opportunity

WarChild · 03-01-2007, 11:36 AM

So I finally went out last night with what I thought was going to be the IwantU crew .. and GUESS who wasn't there, Keith?

Hansm · 03-03-2007, 09:23 PM

Bump!!!!

seeric · 03-03-2007, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Varius

why not, we got enough bushes for you to wrestle with

i have two bruised ribs from that shit.

after the fact, i'm gonna go with that being a bad idea all around.

Chris · 03-03-2007, 09:56 PM

if i take the job can i sexually harrass your sexy programmers?
i love that nerdy kid jacob <3

PHP-CODER-FOR-HIRE · 03-03-2007, 10:59 PM

I've added you to ICQ for a more detailed job description.

Chris · 03-04-2007, 11:05 PM

bump for iwantu

Varius · 03-05-2007, 05:35 PM

We have received quite a few interesting applicants so far, keep them coming !!

Varius · 03-05-2007, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1200mics

is this offer only for US citizens or worldwide ?

Worldwide.

jwerd · 03-05-2007, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

bump for iwantu

Ridin' iwantu's nuts much?

How ya been man?

Pete-KT · 03-05-2007, 10:13 PM

will you pay for me to relocate there just to party with you guys

we always have fun at the shows ;)

Varius · 03-05-2007, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete-KT

will you pay for me to relocate there just to party with you guys

we always have fun at the shows ;)

Well we are practically paying for people to play hockey with us since we can't find enough competition

Unfortunately for partyin' we currently aren't experiencing a drought...then again, maybe if you show Mike some special skills...

Pete-KT · 03-05-2007, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Varius

Well we are practically paying for people to play hockey with us since we can't find enough competition

Unfortunately for partyin' we currently aren't experiencing a drought...then again, maybe if you show Mike some special skills...

Ill be the party coordinator ;)

IWantU_Jeff · 03-05-2007, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Varius

Well we are practically paying for people to play hockey with us since we can't find enough competition

I tried to play hockey this weekend

All alone... just not the same.

Im guna get lil mini sticks for my cats & force them to start playin with me too

HostGladiator · 03-05-2007, 11:10 PM

Damn to bad I don't know PHP/MySQL...

02-28-2007, 03:45 PM	#1
Varius Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: New York, NY Posts: 6,890	Re-locate to Costa Rica - work for IwantU.com! We still haven't received the perfect candidate yet for a position as a Project Manager in our production department. Perhaps now that a few of you have seen Costa Rica at our Bash, there will be more interested parties. We cover your re-location expenses (flight, housing here for first year) and will assist you in getting comfortable with the new culture here. Requirements: - Knowledge of PHP/MySQL though you will mainly not have to code it yourself. - Ability to follow and enforce technical procedures - Ability to manage a team - Ability to adhere to deadlines Spanish is not required but is a definite asset. This Project Manager will report to me directly on a day-to-day basis and will manage programmers under him. There is future opportunity for advancement, even partnership in the company if you prove your worth and reliability. This is an IN-HOUSE only position. Others who have made the move so far have been loving it For any questions or if you'd like to discuss the opening, email me at varius AT manacr.com or ICQ 520468. __________________ Skype variuscr - Email varius AT gmail

02-28-2007, 05:11 PM	#7
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02-28-2007, 04:42 PM	#2
fuzebox making it rain Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: seattle Posts: 22,030	Bump for Varius who really just needs a new cuddle partner.

02-28-2007, 04:49 PM	#4
Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	I see no options there for "pug transportation" (not to mention I don't have a single qualification except managing a team and adhereing to deadlines ;) )

02-28-2007, 04:49 PM	#5
chartgraves Guest Posts: n/a	Probation wont let me leave the country until 2009 or else we would make a great tag team over there! ;)

02-28-2007, 05:12 PM	#9
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	i don't think CR can handle me more than 5 or 6 days at a time. LOLOLOL.

02-28-2007, 05:19 PM	#14
stickyfingerz Doin fine Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 24,983	Didnt I put in an Application for fluffer already? I never got a reply...

02-28-2007, 06:01 PM	#18
1200mics Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: ICQ : 297-476-738 Posts: 5,131	is this offer only for US citizens or worldwide ? __________________

02-28-2007, 06:13 PM	#19
Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	woudl be a blast if I knew PHP/MySql

02-28-2007, 06:16 PM	#20
jimb Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Costa Rica Posts: 2,514	buuuuuuump for Keith I wanted to play hockey today.... Jim

02-28-2007, 09:08 PM	#22
he-fox Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Playa del Carmen, Mexico Posts: 2,884	bump for the greatest crew around!

02-28-2007, 09:11 PM	#23
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	bump for a great opportunity

02-28-2007, 09:24 PM	#24
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02-28-2007, 09:26 PM	#25
TheSenator Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 13,331	Damn, nice opp for the right person. If only I were single __________________ ISeekGirls.com since 2005

02-28-2007, 09:29 PM	#26
gornyhuy Chafed. Join Date: May 2002 Location: Face Down in Pussy Posts: 18,041	Damn... if only I were younger, had no kids, were single, etc. Sounds right up my alley. And CR is the most beautiful friggin place on earth. __________________ icq:159548293

02-28-2007, 10:18 PM	#28
dissipate The Dirty Frenchman Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Lost Angeles Posts: 8,904	This is a great job for someone who wants to move down to one of the greatest places on earth Plus Varius will even let you be the big spoon sometimes

02-28-2007, 11:15 PM	#29
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	Can I share a desk with Hans? If so I will work for free DH

03-01-2007, 12:13 AM	#30
AK MadZuma Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: California Posts: 6,436	bump for Keith! __________________ Alfonsus Kusuma (AK) ak at madzuma.com skype me - alfonsus.com

03-01-2007, 12:20 AM	#31
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03-01-2007, 10:59 AM	#33
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03-01-2007, 11:34 AM	#34
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03-01-2007, 11:36 AM	#35
WarChild Let slip the dogs of war. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bermuda Posts: 17,263	So I finally went out last night with what I thought was going to be the IwantU crew .. and GUESS who wasn't there, Keith? __________________ .

03-03-2007, 09:23 PM	#36
Hansm Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 871	Bump!!!!

03-03-2007, 09:56 PM	#38
Chris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: icq: 71462500 Skype: Jupzchris Posts: 27,880	if i take the job can i sexually harrass your sexy programmers? i love that nerdy kid jacob <3 __________________ [email protected]

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03-04-2007, 11:05 PM	#40
Chris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: icq: 71462500 Skype: Jupzchris Posts: 27,880	bump for iwantu __________________ [email protected]

03-05-2007, 05:35 PM	#41
Varius Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: New York, NY Posts: 6,890	We have received quite a few interesting applicants so far, keep them coming !! __________________ Skype variuscr - Email varius AT gmail

03-05-2007, 10:13 PM	#44
Pete-KT Workin With The Devil Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: West Bloomfield, MI Posts: 51,532	will you pay for me to relocate there just to party with you guys we always have fun at the shows ;)

03-05-2007, 11:10 PM	#48
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