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MetaMan · 03-10-2007, 01:38 PM

People are fucking stupid and do not know how to drive.

Every:
woman
old person
asian
country folk

should not be allowed to drive in the city, seriously they should all have their license tooken away from them.

Scenario 1:
Today on my way home from the mall this old man switches lanes, i cruise up beside him, and he swithces back into my lane without even shoulder checking i had to slam on my fucking brakes in the middle of the free way.

Scenario 2:
Same drive home on the free way, this bike is in the fast lane with a truck next to it cruising at the same speed blocking the lanes, i cruise by them and the fuckin mom (most likely his mom) is hitting on her brakes to go next to her kid on the bike, she has a fucking mini cam in her hand as she is driving taping the kid on the bike, all in the middle of the free way.

now i would normally just want to get out and smack the shit out of these people, but then i may be charged and i do not have time to waste in jail, so i have decided i am going to carry a box of eggs in my car and promtly egg anyones car who is an idiot, and for the bigger idiots i will follow them and egg them myself.

think this is childish? fuck you, i will egg you to.

Jakke PNG · 03-10-2007, 01:40 PM

Just don't egg the wrong guy, roadrage can lead to serious damage to your car...or yourself.

EBORG9 · 03-10-2007, 01:47 PM

I drove a Limo in Vegas for a while.
You would not believe the amount of people that I have seen over the years, driving with the right hand, and video taping with the left hand out of the drivers window, on the busy ass, over capacity, drunk tourist driving Las Vegas Strip.
Every weekend!

MetaMan · 03-10-2007, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenGodFather

Just don't egg the wrong guy, roadrage can lead to serious damage to your car...or yourself.

i have good aim, and i am not worried about "the wrong guy" if thats the way you put it.

bet you these people are the same ones that complain about road safety.

sicone · 03-10-2007, 01:53 PM

It never ceases to amaze me the stupid shit people do while driving. How they got a license in the first place mystifies me.

MetaMan · 03-10-2007, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone

It never ceases to amaze me the stupid shit people do while driving. How they got a license in the first place mystifies me.

yep this i agree with,

but let me tell you here it is almost impossible to fail.

i took drivers ed and they tell you to drive 10 UNDER the speed limit on your test, how safe is that driving 10 under when everyone is going 10 over, and you parallel (spelling?) behind 1 car. LOL

it is a joke, ANYONE can get their license and that is the problem.

gandalfuy · 03-10-2007, 02:01 PM

i agree :S

sicone · 03-10-2007, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

yep this i agree with,

but let me tell you here it is almost impossible to fail.

i took drivers ed and they tell you to drive 10 UNDER the speed limit on your test, how safe is that driving 10 under when everyone is going 10 over, and you parallel (spelling?) behind 1 car. LOL

it is a joke, ANYONE can get their license and that is the problem.

When I took my original test for my license.. it to was a joke. I made a left out of the parking lot, stopped at a stop sign, made a right, another right, one more right then stopped at a red light, turned right, merged into the left lane and turned left into the parking lot. I parked the car and I had a license. Test took less then then 5 minutes.

That was 15 yrs ago, I hear the test is even easier now.

MetaMan · 03-10-2007, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone

When I took my original test for my license.. it to was a joke. I made a left out of the parking lot, stopped at a stop sign, made a right, another right, one more right then stopped at a red light, turned right, merged into the left lane and turned left into the parking lot. I parked the car and I had a license. Test took less then then 5 minutes.

That was 15 yrs ago, I hear the test is even easier now.

i didnt even have to merge, my instructor talked about hockey the whole time, he didnt pay attention to anything i was doing, i basically drove straight.

Spunky · 03-10-2007, 02:18 PM

Try driving in a city full of zipperheads..you'll go nuts

Michaelious · 03-10-2007, 02:21 PM

My mate used to be a bike courier and he used golf balls instead of eggs. Don't do that shit though - he's a lunatic.

JD · 03-10-2007, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

Try driving in a city full of zipperheads..you'll go nuts

hahahaha oh yeah....

bu((aneer · 03-10-2007, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

Try driving in a city full of zipperheads..you'll go nuts

try driving in a city full of zipperheads in the winter... those yellows just don't dont know how to drive on blackice....

EBORG9 · 03-10-2007, 03:40 PM

What's a zipperhead?

gimilin · 03-10-2007, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

People are fucking stupid and do not know how to drive.

Every:
woman
old person
asian
country folk

should not be allowed to drive in the city, seriously they should all have their license tooken away from them.

Scenario 1:
Today on my way home from the mall this old man switches lanes, i cruise up beside him, and he swithces back into my lane without even shoulder checking i had to slam on my fucking brakes in the middle of the free way.

Scenario 2:
Same drive home on the free way, this bike is in the fast lane with a truck next to it cruising at the same speed blocking the lanes, i cruise by them and the fuckin mom (most likely his mom) is hitting on her brakes to go next to her kid on the bike, she has a fucking mini cam in her hand as she is driving taping the kid on the bike, all in the middle of the free way.

now i would normally just want to get out and smack the shit out of these people, but then i may be charged and i do not have time to waste in jail, so i have decided i am going to carry a box of eggs in my car and promtly egg anyones car who is an idiot, and for the bigger idiots i will follow them and egg them myself.

think this is childish? fuck you, i will egg you to.

Wherever you are whatever you do,you always can find such fucking things,but just remember not
Every:
woman
old person
asian
country folk

2012 · 03-10-2007, 05:46 PM

what about when you're walking your dog or something and you are standing on the curb in front of the crosswalk waiting... and waiting.... and waiting... watching every dumb shit and fuck head drive by.

the other day this asshole drives by laughing... kind of slow. I really was dreaming that I had an egg at that moment.

Or when you're crossing the street and the fucker 3 miles away guns it so halfway across the street he almost nails you.

I think soon my thoughts will gravitate more towards rocks.

lorine · 03-11-2007, 03:49 AM

Not every woman is a bad drive,let`s not exagerate,old people shouldn`t be allowed to drive because their reflexes are slower.

Jakke PNG · 03-11-2007, 03:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lorine

Not every woman is a bad drive,

Take random 10 woman and 9 of them are a serious risk to the traffic.

notabook · 03-11-2007, 03:58 AM

I remember the first time I drove through a big city (was in Texas). This guy came out of no where and cut me off, and almost hit me. He then waved at me ROFL... as if to say "welcome to Texas!" like it was some sort of friendly way to greet people.

03-10-2007, 01:38 PM	#1
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	I am going to start carrying eggs in my car: People are fucking stupid and do not know how to drive. Every: woman old person asian country folk should not be allowed to drive in the city, seriously they should all have their license tooken away from them. Scenario 1: Today on my way home from the mall this old man switches lanes, i cruise up beside him, and he swithces back into my lane without even shoulder checking i had to slam on my fucking brakes in the middle of the free way. Scenario 2: Same drive home on the free way, this bike is in the fast lane with a truck next to it cruising at the same speed blocking the lanes, i cruise by them and the fuckin mom (most likely his mom) is hitting on her brakes to go next to her kid on the bike, she has a fucking mini cam in her hand as she is driving taping the kid on the bike, all in the middle of the free way. now i would normally just want to get out and smack the shit out of these people, but then i may be charged and i do not have time to waste in jail, so i have decided i am going to carry a box of eggs in my car and promtly egg anyones car who is an idiot, and for the bigger idiots i will follow them and egg them myself. think this is childish? fuck you, i will egg you to.

03-10-2007, 01:40 PM	#2
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	Just don't egg the wrong guy, roadrage can lead to serious damage to your car...or yourself. __________________ ..and I'm off.

03-10-2007, 01:53 PM	#5
sicone Retired Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Sac Posts: 18,453	It never ceases to amaze me the stupid shit people do while driving. How they got a license in the first place mystifies me. __________________

03-10-2007, 02:01 PM	#7
gandalfuy Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Montevideo, Uruguay. Posts: 4,686	i agree :S __________________ I'm not back.

03-10-2007, 02:18 PM	#10
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,940	Try driving in a city full of zipperheads..you'll go nuts __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

03-10-2007, 01:47 PM	#3
EBORG9 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Sin City Posts: 1,823	I drove a Limo in Vegas for a while. You would not believe the amount of people that I have seen over the years, driving with the right hand, and video taping with the left hand out of the drivers window, on the busy ass, over capacity, drunk tourist driving Las Vegas Strip. Every weekend!

03-10-2007, 02:21 PM	#11
Michaelious Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Scotland Posts: 6,720	My mate used to be a bike courier and he used golf balls instead of eggs. Don't do that shit though - he's a lunatic. __________________

03-10-2007, 03:40 PM	#14
EBORG9 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Sin City Posts: 1,823	What's a zipperhead?

03-10-2007, 05:46 PM	#16
2012 So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 17,189	i've had this same exact idea what about when you're walking your dog or something and you are standing on the curb in front of the crosswalk waiting... and waiting.... and waiting... watching every dumb shit and fuck head drive by. the other day this asshole drives by laughing... kind of slow. I really was dreaming that I had an egg at that moment. Or when you're crossing the street and the fucker 3 miles away guns it so halfway across the street he almost nails you. I think soon my thoughts will gravitate more towards rocks. __________________ best host: Webair \| best sponsor: Kink \| best coder: 688218966 \| Go Fuck Yourself

03-11-2007, 03:49 AM	#17
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03-11-2007, 03:58 AM	#19
notabook Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Not a Library! Posts: 9,748	I remember the first time I drove through a big city (was in Texas). This guy came out of no where and cut me off, and almost hit me. He then waved at me ROFL... as if to say "welcome to Texas!" like it was some sort of friendly way to greet people. __________________