Woman reports stolen cannabis to police - GoFuckYourself.com

Angelo22 · 03-12-2007, 07:42 AM

WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A middle-aged New Zealand woman rang police to report a theft of cannabis plants she had been growing at her North Island home, local media reported.

The crying woman told a constable at the police station in the city of Napier the plant theft was the fourth from her property in as many years. The 45-year-old woman, who was not named, lamented someone had again sneaked on to her property at night to steal her three carefully nurtured marijuana plants.

"I am a good person. I am sick of these low-lifes stealing my things," the woman told a police communications officer.

Senior Sergeant Mal Lochrie told local media Friday that the officer found it hard to stop smiling as the women gave details of the theft over the phone.

A community constable who visited her to take details of the theft had also warned her that her horticultural pursuits could have legal consequences, Lochrie said.

Police decided no action would be taken against the gardener, he said.

Got Porn? · 03-12-2007, 07:49 AM

That?s classic

someone stole my weed

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 03-12-2007, 07:52 AM

StarkReality · 03-12-2007, 07:53 AM

Wonderful !

Aneros Josh · 03-12-2007, 08:06 AM

hahaha...when I clicked on the title, I thought...this HAD to have happened somewhere outside the U.S. because who the hell says cannabis anymore in the U.S.?

Angelo22 · 03-12-2007, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by FleshJosh

hahaha...when I clicked on the title, I thought...this HAD to have happened somewhere outside the U.S. because who the hell says cannabis anymore in the U.S.?

Hahah, really?

JD · 03-12-2007, 11:14 AM

timeline?

Angelo22 · 03-12-2007, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR

timeline?

fresh from the oven

germ · 03-12-2007, 01:07 PM

my friends dad was a teacher at a local high school and someone ran into the office and said that someone had stolen their weed.

JamesK2 · 03-12-2007, 01:18 PM

They should charge her for being stupid

woj · 03-12-2007, 02:35 PM

03-12-2007, 07:42 AM	#1
Angelo22 Writer Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 3,123	Woman reports stolen cannabis to police WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A middle-aged New Zealand woman rang police to report a theft of cannabis plants she had been growing at her North Island home, local media reported. The crying woman told a constable at the police station in the city of Napier the plant theft was the fourth from her property in as many years. The 45-year-old woman, who was not named, lamented someone had again sneaked on to her property at night to steal her three carefully nurtured marijuana plants. "I am a good person. I am sick of these low-lifes stealing my things," the woman told a police communications officer. Senior Sergeant Mal Lochrie told local media Friday that the officer found it hard to stop smiling as the women gave details of the theft over the phone. A community constable who visited her to take details of the theft had also warned her that her horticultural pursuits could have legal consequences, Lochrie said. Police decided no action would be taken against the gardener, he said. __________________ MAKE MORE MONEY FROM YOUR WEB TRAFFIC - 15% BONUS And contact me if you need high quality translating and writing work done - angelo22 (AT) gmail (DOT) com

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germ ( o Y o ) Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,108	my friends dad was a teacher at a local high school and someone ran into the office and said that someone had stolen their weed.