Are you on board The Porn Machine yet? Come see who is... - GoFuckYourself.com

thederek · 03-12-2007, 07:57 AM

That's right, thepornmachine.com has now gotten some big names in sponsorships lately and you MIGHT know some of then.....with our recently added Pussycash and ImLive.com!
They join Hellhouse Media as the first 3 sponsors on board the project called thepornmachine.com. Sure, some have been skeptics, some have laughed, and lots have said "That's cool!" but I wanted to share a little with the GFY's in celebration of my recent 100th post!

Don't know about it yet? This is a project to compete with Leah Culver's Tech-site related experiement she did late last year where she got a bunch of mainstream tech-companies (ask.com, digg.com, etc) to advertise in a permanent laser engraving on the top of her MacBook Pro in order to help pay for it. Well why can't the Porn Industry represent as well?

That's going on at thepornmachine.com, if you want some great promotion and advertising for your company/website/gallerylist/blog, then purchase space on top of the new MacBook Pro forever! Once all sponsors are full on board, it will be shipped off to get all the purchased logos laser-engraved permanantly on top of it, for all to see everywhere it goes. Not only will it be used for editing porn on it, it will be travelling the adult conventions and showing off EVERY chance it can, so be a part of history now before it's too late!

Maybe I'm just bragging that some great sponsors like PussyCash, ImLive.com and HellHouse Media have been the first to jump on board, but it's exciting to create something new! Ask any questions you want in the thread and I'll try to keep up.

thederek · 03-12-2007, 09:33 AM

Would love some opinions in the thread, regardless of what they are...

BoyAlley · 03-12-2007, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by thederek

Would love some opinions in the thread, regardless of what they are...

It makes my elbow itch, but I give you an A for effort (even though it starts with an "e")............

thederek · 03-12-2007, 10:13 AM

How does it make your elbow itch? Be honest, this IS for posterity...

And what are your hesitations from purchasing space on it, if you have any?

thederek · 03-12-2007, 12:00 PM

To those who are messaging me, please chat in the thread, I want people to not be afriad of talking about this. why all the secrecy?

thederek · 03-12-2007, 03:18 PM

Should I make this thread a "pay $.25 for every post" in order to get people from being so shy? haha

candyflip · 03-12-2007, 03:21 PM

What's the point? Unless you're editing porn at the local starbucks or hit EVERY single industry trade show, I only see this benefitting you.

Nice idea though, beats the typical "beggers" we've seen on GFY.

thederek · 03-13-2007, 08:00 AM

The point is it is an experiment in advertising. Those that are open to taking a chance will reap the benfits and rewards of that.
First, tell me how many promotions are EVERYWHERE? No-one can be at every convention. It's about generating buzz, plain and simple, and the more people that are on board, the more buzz happens.
Second, it's not just benefitting me. You DO know what promotion is right? The very nature OF this website is to help webmasters better their products, and promoting is how you get people to know your brand.

Also, this isn't begging, it's advertising and bulding a better business. Your company gets website traffic from the website and brand promotion from the logo on the notebook, and I get a machine to edit video on faster. It benefits all those involved.
But I do appreciate your thoughts on it, that's why I wanted to hear them in the thread!

View Poll Results: What do you think about the idea to advertise on top of thepornmachine.com?
It's a great idea! I'm joining in!	1	20.00%
Cool idea, not my thing though.	0	0%
What a fucking dumb idea!	2	40.00%
I like Apple computers, and I like tits. 'Nuff Said.	2	40.00%
Voters: 5. You may not vote on this poll

03-12-2007, 07:57 AM	#1
thederek Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Royal Oak, MI Posts: 145	Are you on board The Porn Machine yet? Come see who is... That's right, thepornmachine.com has now gotten some big names in sponsorships lately and you MIGHT know some of then.....with our recently added Pussycash and ImLive.com! They join Hellhouse Media as the first 3 sponsors on board the project called thepornmachine.com. Sure, some have been skeptics, some have laughed, and lots have said "That's cool!" but I wanted to share a little with the GFY's in celebration of my recent 100th post! Don't know about it yet? This is a project to compete with Leah Culver's Tech-site related experiement she did late last year where she got a bunch of mainstream tech-companies (ask.com, digg.com, etc) to advertise in a permanent laser engraving on the top of her MacBook Pro in order to help pay for it. Well why can't the Porn Industry represent as well? That's going on at thepornmachine.com, if you want some great promotion and advertising for your company/website/gallerylist/blog, then purchase space on top of the new MacBook Pro forever! Once all sponsors are full on board, it will be shipped off to get all the purchased logos laser-engraved permanantly on top of it, for all to see everywhere it goes. Not only will it be used for editing porn on it, it will be travelling the adult conventions and showing off EVERY chance it can, so be a part of history now before it's too late! Maybe I'm just bragging that some great sponsors like PussyCash, ImLive.com and HellHouse Media have been the first to jump on board, but it's exciting to create something new! Ask any questions you want in the thread and I'll try to keep up. __________________ Promote your site with a Laser Engraving on the top of my new MacBook Pro! www.thepornmachine.com or the thread in Buy/Sell. Low Rates, Great Promotion!

03-12-2007, 09:33 AM	#2
thederek Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Royal Oak, MI Posts: 145	Would love some opinions in the thread, regardless of what they are... __________________ Promote your site with a Laser Engraving on the top of my new MacBook Pro! www.thepornmachine.com or the thread in Buy/Sell. Low Rates, Great Promotion!

03-12-2007, 10:13 AM	#4
thederek Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Royal Oak, MI Posts: 145	How does it make your elbow itch? Be honest, this IS for posterity... And what are your hesitations from purchasing space on it, if you have any? __________________ Promote your site with a Laser Engraving on the top of my new MacBook Pro! www.thepornmachine.com or the thread in Buy/Sell. Low Rates, Great Promotion!

03-12-2007, 12:00 PM	#5
thederek Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Royal Oak, MI Posts: 145	To those who are messaging me, please chat in the thread, I want people to not be afriad of talking about this. why all the secrecy? __________________ Promote your site with a Laser Engraving on the top of my new MacBook Pro! www.thepornmachine.com or the thread in Buy/Sell. Low Rates, Great Promotion!

03-12-2007, 03:18 PM	#6
thederek Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Royal Oak, MI Posts: 145	Should I make this thread a "pay $.25 for every post" in order to get people from being so shy? haha __________________ Promote your site with a Laser Engraving on the top of my new MacBook Pro! www.thepornmachine.com or the thread in Buy/Sell. Low Rates, Great Promotion!

03-12-2007, 03:21 PM	#7
candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,064	What's the point? Unless you're editing porn at the local starbucks or hit EVERY single industry trade show, I only see this benefitting you. Nice idea though, beats the typical "beggers" we've seen on GFY. __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me

03-13-2007, 08:00 AM	#8
thederek Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Royal Oak, MI Posts: 145	The point is it is an experiment in advertising. Those that are open to taking a chance will reap the benfits and rewards of that. First, tell me how many promotions are EVERYWHERE? No-one can be at every convention. It's about generating buzz, plain and simple, and the more people that are on board, the more buzz happens. Second, it's not just benefitting me. You DO know what promotion is right? The very nature OF this website is to help webmasters better their products, and promoting is how you get people to know your brand. Also, this isn't begging, it's advertising and bulding a better business. Your company gets website traffic from the website and brand promotion from the logo on the notebook, and I get a machine to edit video on faster. It benefits all those involved. But I do appreciate your thoughts on it, that's why I wanted to hear them in the thread! __________________ Promote your site with a Laser Engraving on the top of my new MacBook Pro! www.thepornmachine.com or the thread in Buy/Sell. Low Rates, Great Promotion! Last edited by thederek; 03-13-2007 at 08:01 AM..