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I scan my content from Penthouse
Join Date: Mar 2007
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I will walk up to the 6 fingered man and say:
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
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Count Rugen: Stop saying that!
Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die! Count Rugen: No! Inigo Montoya: Offer me money. Count Rugen: Yes! Inigo Montoya: Power too promise that! Count Rugen: All that I have and more. Please. Inigo Montoya: Offer me everything I ask for. Count Rugen: Anything you want. Inigo Montoya: I want my father back, you son of a bitch!
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I scan my content from Penthouse
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Steve beat me to it.... |
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I scan my content from Penthouse
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Inigo Montoya: You are sure nobody's follow' us?
Vizzini: As I told you, it would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable. No one in Guilder knows what we've done, and no one in Florin could have gotten here so fast. - Out of curiosity, why do you ask? Inigo Montoya: No reason. It's only... I just happened to look behind us and something is there.
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I scan my content from Penthouse
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You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
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I scan my content from Penthouse
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I admit it, you are better than I am.
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Do you hear that Fezzik? That is the sound of ultimate suffering. My heart made that sound when the six-fingered man killed my father. The Man in Black makes it now.
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I can change this!!!!!
Join Date: Feb 2004
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You seem like a decent fellow. I hate to die.
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I just work for Vizzini to pay the bills. There's not a lot of money in revenge.
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I can change this!!!!!
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You've got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance. It's going to get you into trouble someday
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www.AdultCopywriters.com
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cool movie
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But this is Buttercup's true love - If you heal him, he will stop Humperdinck's wedding.
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I'm Lenny2 Bitch
Join Date: Mar 2001
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I would hold up my hand and say "yo, give me six"
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I can change this!!!!!
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You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
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As you wish...
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I can change this!!!!!
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*hand + finger off other hand
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So, your real name is Mandy?
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I scan my content from Penthouse
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My first name is Inigo. My last name is Montoya.
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So Fucking Banned
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Let slip the dogs of war.
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Evil will always triumph over good because good is stupid.
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I can change this!!!!!
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I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
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What the fuck is this all about? What movie?
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Hmm... Princess Bride. Never saw it.
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So Fucking Banned
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Have fun storming the castle!
What a great flick!
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Max: Beat it or I'll call the brute squad!
Fezzik: I'm on the brute squad. Max: You ARE the brute squad! |
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Sonny, true love is the greatest thing, in the world-except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe
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Westley: I wasn't finished. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right.
Prince Humperdinck: And then my ears, I understand let's get on with it. Westley: WRONG. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever. |
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Westley: Give us the gate key.
Yellin: I have no gate key. Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, tear his arms off. Yellin: Oh, you mean *this* gate key.
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Since the invention of the kiss there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind. The End.
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So Fucking Banned
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The one thing I never understood is why Wesley did not call Buttercup out for being the shallow bitch she obviously was.
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making it rain
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I just want you to feel you're doing well. I hate for people to die embarrassed.
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