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Cats Invade Home -- Three People Severely Wounded in Vicious Attack
Those mother fucking furry feline fleshbags have upped the ante! This is the second attack of this magnitude over the last few weeks. When are people going to realize just how evil these fleatards are? Gassing them en masse is the only solution!
Two stray cats on a rampage sent three people to the hospital Monday afternoon. ?I thought I had seen it all, but I have never seen anything like this,? Chief of Police Martin Gutschenritter said Tuesday while talking about the attack. Animal control officer John Pettit responded to a call for help at 812 N. Madison around 4:30 p.m. Melissa Breva told Pettit she had shut two wild cats up in a bedroom after they had attacked two women visiting her home Wendy Holliday suffered numerous bites and scratches, Gutschenritter said. ?She had scratches on her hands, legs and feet,? the chief said. ?She was bitten on both ankles, both knees and on her left calf. She told the officer it happened when the two cats entered the residence and attacked her for no reason.? Rebecca Cheever was bitten on the right calf while she was mopping the floor in a hallway. Both women asked to be taken to the hospital. After taking the report, Pettit returned to his truck for ?cat catchers,? used to snare the animals, when he heard screaming. ?When he ran back, he saw a young male with blood over his face,? Gutschenritter said. The boy had apparently opened the bedroom door and was attacked by the cats. ?He was bitten on his forehead, nose, left ear and right cheek,? the chief said. More here: Three Severely Wounded in Vicious Cat Attack
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So Fucking What
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maybe the people were assholes. try to see it from a cats perspective
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Meeeoooowwwww!!!!!
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*all* people are assholes from a cats perspective. All cats want you and everyone you know DEAD. Cats are vile vermin and must be exterminated in order for humanity to survive!
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My cuddly little pussy cat:
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cats attack when triggered....
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![]() People really need to start taking the threat of felinity seriously, especially their mind-control parasite (Toxoplasma Gondii). This genetically engineered abomination can even cause schizophrenia in humans! Cats are the vilest of the vile, the absolute scum of the Earth.
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They must have been dog lovers
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I bet if those cats could talk they'd tell a different story. Probably about how they were provoked and threatened with baths.
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Would you please get some professional help? Cats are not trying to take over the world. The boy that opened the door to the bedroom where the cats were was an idiot. He deserved to be attacked for being so stupid. Also how did the cats just enter the house? Cats do not attack unless they are messed with. Go get them cats, teach those bitches a lesson.
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