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Old 03-15-2007, 06:56 PM   #1
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Holy Shit! Man Walks On Fucking Moon

HOLY SHIT MAN WALKS ON FUCKING MOON


Monday, July 21st 1969
THE MOON?Jesus fucking Christ.

The distant, lonely, mysterious satellite that has fascinated mankind since the dawn of time is distant and lonely no more.At 4:17 p.m. EST yesterday, astronauts Neil Armstrong and Edwin E. Aldrin Jr. touched down on the Sea of Tranquility in the lunar module Eagle and radioed back to Earth the historic report: ?Jesus fucking Christ, Houston. We?re on the fucking Moon.?

[?]What follows is a partial transcript of the radio communication between the astronauts on the Moon?s Tranquility Base and NASA personnel at mission control on Earth:

TRANQUILITY BASE: This is Tranquility Base. The Eagle has landed. Jesus H. Christ, Houston. We?re on the fucking Moon. Over.

HOUSTON: Roger, Tranquility, we copy you. We cannot believe you are on the fucking Moon. Repeat: Cannot fucking believe it. Over.

TRANQUILITY: It was a smooth touchdown. The Moon, for Christ?s sake, the Moon. Over.

HOUSTON: Roger that. You?re clear for T1, walking on the Moon. Over.

TRANQUILITY: We copy. Walking on Moon. Jesus. Over.

HOUSTON: You?re cleared to hook up Lunar Equipment Conveyor. To walk (pause) fucking walk on the Moon. Over.

TRANQUILITY: LEC attached. Platform lined up. Checking ingress. Over. [?]

HOUSTON: You?re clear, Tranquility. Proceed. Over. [?]

TRANQUILITY: I?m on the bottom rung of the ladder. Just one more step, and I?m? (long pause)

HOUSTON: Tranquility?

TRANQUILITY: Holy (pause) living (long pause) fuck. (Long pause) Fuck!

HOUSTON: Tranquility, do you copy?

TRANQUILITY: Are you fucking believing this? Over.

HOUSTON: We read you. Over.

TRANQUILTIY: I abso-fucking-lutely am standing on the surface of the fucking Moon. I am talking to you from the god-damned fucking Moon. Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket.

HOUSTON: Holy Shit.
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Old 03-15-2007, 07:15 PM   #2
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the time line pick is not even enough for this thread LOL
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Old 03-15-2007, 07:17 PM   #3
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Nobody ever walked on the moon
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Old 03-15-2007, 07:17 PM   #4
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the time line pick is not even enough for this thread LOL
haha true what year is it?
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Old 03-15-2007, 07:20 PM   #5
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what moon?
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Old 03-15-2007, 07:21 PM   #6
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Audio from that historic fucking event:

The fucking moon
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Old 03-17-2007, 04:16 AM   #7
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It is fake,it is really fake.Do not trust it.
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Old 03-17-2007, 05:19 AM   #8
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yes, it's fake
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Old 03-17-2007, 05:29 AM   #9
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We're headin' back up there in a few years.. My bro is a project mgr. at NASA for the ground crews/requirements/whatever he does...

I'm sure he'll let me know if the next one is fake..
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Old 03-17-2007, 05:36 AM   #10
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the moon is just an illusion
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Old 03-17-2007, 05:41 AM   #11
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Early one mornin' while makin' the rounds,
I took a shot of cocaine and I shot my woman down,
I went right home and I went to bed,
I stuck that lovin' .44 beneath my head.

Got up next mornin' and I grabbed that gun,
took a shot of cocaine and away I run,
made a good run, but I run too slow,
they overtook me down in Juarez, Mexico.
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Old 03-17-2007, 05:45 AM   #12
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the world is still flat, the circle is the illusion, think about it, if you were upside down on the circle wouldnt you at least be able to feel something pulling you down to the ground (this so called gravity)?
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Old 03-17-2007, 06:01 AM   #13
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Old 03-17-2007, 06:57 AM   #14
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why haven't they gone back again?
Because they were never there the first time...
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Old 03-17-2007, 08:02 AM   #15
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