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loco12 · 03-16-2007, 12:19 PM

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have not been to confession for six months. On top of that, I've been with a loose woman."

The priest sighs. "Is that you, little Tommy O'Shaughnessy?"
"Yes, Father,' tis I."
"And who might be the woman you were with?"
"I shan't be tellin'you, Father. It would ruin her reputation."
"Well, Tommy, I'm bound to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Patricia Fitzgerald?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Lisa O'Shanter?"
"I'm sorry, but I'll not name her."
"Was it Cathy O'Dell?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Fiona Mallory, then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Tommy O'Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But, you've sinned, and you must atone. Be off with you now..."

Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers,
"What'd you get?"
"Five more good leads!" says Tommy.

JFK · 03-16-2007, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loco12

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have not been to confession for six months. On top of that, I've been with a loose woman."

The priest sighs. "Is that you, little Tommy O'Shaughnessy?"
"Yes, Father,' tis I."
"And who might be the woman you were with?"
"I shan't be tellin'you, Father. It would ruin her reputation."
"Well, Tommy, I'm bound to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Patricia Fitzgerald?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Lisa O'Shanter?"
"I'm sorry, but I'll not name her."
"Was it Cathy O'Dell?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Fiona Mallory, then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Tommy O'Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But, you've sinned, and you must atone. Be off with you now..."

Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers,
"What'd you get?"
"Five more good leads!" says Tommy.

fris · 03-16-2007, 12:22 PM

you are forgiven

sicone · 03-16-2007, 12:26 PM

LittleSassy · 03-16-2007, 05:27 PM

nice joke man

Tanya_AWP · 03-16-2007, 05:31 PM

That was hilarious!

the alchemist · 03-16-2007, 05:33 PM

Bahahaha

Michaelious · 03-16-2007, 05:34 PM

Pretty funny

Scott McD · 03-16-2007, 05:34 PM

Nice one !!!

nAtuRaLbEautY · 03-16-2007, 05:47 PM

pretty good one

notabook · 03-16-2007, 05:50 PM

I don't get it, I thought confessions were confidential conversations? Why would the priest be listing names of women who presumably have confessed their sins, or the names of women that other men have given up?

I call shenanigans.

03-16-2007, 12:19 PM	#1
loco12 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Dorset, UK Posts: 638	Forgive me father........... "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have not been to confession for six months. On top of that, I've been with a loose woman." The priest sighs. "Is that you, little Tommy O'Shaughnessy?" "Yes, Father,' tis I." "And who might be the woman you were with?" "I shan't be tellin'you, Father. It would ruin her reputation." "Well, Tommy, I'm bound to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?" "I cannot say." "Was it Patricia Fitzgerald?" "I'll never tell." "Was it Lisa O'Shanter?" "I'm sorry, but I'll not name her." "Was it Cathy O'Dell?" "My lips are sealed." "Was it Fiona Mallory, then?" "Please, Father, I cannot tell you." The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Tommy O'Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But, you've sinned, and you must atone. Be off with you now..." Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?" "Five more good leads!" says Tommy.

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