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daisyswank · 03-20-2007, 06:51 PM

Smart Women are frightening....Men beware of our powers!

She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.

On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.

On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of Chardonnay.

When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days.

Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything, cleaning, mopping, and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked.

People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit. Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.

A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out, and eventually, even the local realtors refused to return their calls. Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.

The ex-wife called her ex-husband, and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely, and said that she missed her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back.

Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed, and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.

A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home, including the curtain rods.

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he-fox · 03-20-2007, 06:56 PM

all the story is based on the fact that everybody is that stupid to not detect what smells bad.

pure fiction. back to the kitchen now.

TheEnforcer · 03-20-2007, 07:02 PM

Hahahahah.. that's great.. :>))

Evil Chris · 03-20-2007, 07:51 PM

Humorous read.... thanks Daisy.

LittleSassy · 03-20-2007, 07:54 PM

smart move......nice tips too

TheLegacy · 03-21-2007, 06:20 AM

awesome - wonder how many times the husband looked down at his new gf's crotch and thought he knew where that fishy smell was coming from. LOL

great story and thanks for letting me read it

webair · 03-21-2007, 09:57 AM

wheeee hooo thats fucked up!

Laurel · 03-21-2007, 10:50 AM

Haha..the old shrimp shell trick..

shekinah · 03-21-2007, 10:57 AM

Women are really powerful

Magalie · 03-21-2007, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLegacy

awesome - wonder how many times the husband looked down at his new gf's crotch and thought he knew where that fishy smell was coming from. LOL

Ewww !

lol
Loved that story ! Thanks for sharing !

nosey · 03-21-2007, 11:07 AM

good one

03-20-2007, 06:51 PM	#1
daisyswank Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New York Posts: 102	Smart Women are frightening....Men beware of our powers! Smart Women are frightening....Men beware of our powers! She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of Chardonnay. When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything, cleaning, mopping, and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit. Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move. A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out, and eventually, even the local realtors refused to return their calls. Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place. The ex-wife called her ex-husband, and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely, and said that she missed her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back. Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed, and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork. A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home, including the curtain rods. I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU? __________________ Daisy The Swank Girl ICQ: 320783023

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