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Klen · 09-26-2007, 05:37 AM

% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans

% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.

% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
Unmatched ".

% Unmatched ".
Unmatched ".

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].

% ^How did the sex change operation go?^
Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.

% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% %blow
%blow: No such job.

% \(-
(-: Command not found.

$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!

$ drink matter
matter: cannot create

apropos women
women: nothing appropriate.

touch /dev/breasts
touch: cannot touch `/dev/breasts': Permission denied

AGS-17 · 09-26-2007, 05:40 AM

Very Funny....

drjones · 09-26-2007, 06:38 AM

Turn up your speaker volume...

$ cat /dev/urandom > /dev/dsp

KILL_FRENZY · 09-26-2007, 06:57 AM

funny

u-Bob · 09-26-2007, 07:12 AM

hehe

Klen · 09-27-2007, 06:11 AM

I wonder is there unix version of this.Need to take a look.

ServerGenius · 09-27-2007, 06:18 AM

some work others don't, the ones that work wil also work on other unix type
OS'es

09-26-2007, 05:37 AM	#1
Klen Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Little Vienna Posts: 32,235	Funny linux commands % cat "food in cans" cat: can't open food in cans % nice man woman No manual entry for woman. % "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence? Unmatched ". % Unmatched ". Unmatched ". % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa? Missing ]. % ^How did the sex change operation go?^ Modifier failed. % If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have? Too many ('s. % make love Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop. % sleep with me bad character % got a light? No match. % man: why did you get a divorce? man:: Too many arguments. % !:say, what is saccharine? Bad substitute. % %blow %blow: No such job. % \(- (-: Command not found. $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense no sense in pretending! $ drink matter matter: cannot create apropos women women: nothing appropriate. touch /dev/breasts touch: cannot touch `/dev/breasts': Permission denied

09-26-2007, 06:38 AM	#3
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09-26-2007, 05:40 AM	#2
AGS-17 Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,402	Very Funny....

09-26-2007, 07:12 AM	#5
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09-27-2007, 06:11 AM	#6
Klen Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Little Vienna Posts: 32,235	I wonder is there unix version of this.Need to take a look.