Bithches Dont Know Bout Sparta!! - GoFuckYourself.com

st0rm · 03-25-2007, 04:35 AM

To say that you'd have to be living under a rock to not know about all the hype surrounding 300 would be an enormous understatement. The movie's hype has taken on absolutely absurd proportions, to the extent that it just had to be documented on WTFsrsly...

On forums you find posts about crazy 300-related stories such as this one by SmithX on the IGN boards:

"Well i found out someone i know is in alot of trouble today, he was drunk in a club and there was a girl dancing by some stairs so he went up to her........................ Kicked her down the stairs shouting this is SPARTA"

or this one from an anonymous poster commenting on a blog:

"We had all lined up in front of the theater for about 30 minutes, and then they brought us in. I had to stand right beside these two fat, horse-faced lesbians eating each other tongues like they were making a political statement or something. So, like 30 minutes later, we end up shuffling in the theater and these bitches start bitching about having to wait when the movie is about to start and it turns out they were going to see that Jim Carrey movie 23 and they were missing it. So, the ugliest of the two just exclaims like there's nobody there "This is the wrong fucking movie!". I just had to do what I did next. I shouted at the top of my lungs "This is SPARTA" and kicked her in the chest, causing her to fall down about 8 steps to the floor. Most were shocked but about 80% of the theater started to cheer as I was forcibly thrown out by 2 officers. Charges are going to be pressed against me apparently, but it was worth it."

I would PAY to see this shit LIVE!

http://www.wtfsrsly.com/sparta.php Check the photochops as well, funny stuff

fris · 03-25-2007, 04:59 AM

the next big thing ;) only time before someone makes a flash game

JamesK2 · 03-25-2007, 05:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Fris

the next big thing ;) only time before someone makes a flash game

I would like to play that game

KingK7 · 03-25-2007, 05:20 AM

Hahahahaha that was fucking funny

u-Bob · 03-25-2007, 05:22 AM

03-25-2007, 04:35 AM	#1
st0rm Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 195	Bithches Dont Know Bout Sparta!! To say that you'd have to be living under a rock to not know about all the hype surrounding 300 would be an enormous understatement. The movie's hype has taken on absolutely absurd proportions, to the extent that it just had to be documented on WTFsrsly... On forums you find posts about crazy 300-related stories such as this one by SmithX on the IGN boards: "Well i found out someone i know is in alot of trouble today, he was drunk in a club and there was a girl dancing by some stairs so he went up to her........................ Kicked her down the stairs shouting this is SPARTA" or this one from an anonymous poster commenting on a blog: "We had all lined up in front of the theater for about 30 minutes, and then they brought us in. I had to stand right beside these two fat, horse-faced lesbians eating each other tongues like they were making a political statement or something. So, like 30 minutes later, we end up shuffling in the theater and these bitches start bitching about having to wait when the movie is about to start and it turns out they were going to see that Jim Carrey movie 23 and they were missing it. So, the ugliest of the two just exclaims like there's nobody there "This is the wrong fucking movie!". I just had to do what I did next. I shouted at the top of my lungs "This is SPARTA" and kicked her in the chest, causing her to fall down about 8 steps to the floor. Most were shocked but about 80% of the theater started to cheer as I was forcibly thrown out by 2 officers. Charges are going to be pressed against me apparently, but it was worth it." I would PAY to see this shit LIVE! http://www.wtfsrsly.com/sparta.php Check the photochops as well, funny stuff

03-25-2007, 04:59 AM	#2
fris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 55,372	the next big thing ;) only time before someone makes a flash game __________________ Since 1999: 69 Adult Industry awards for Best Hosting Company and professional excellence. WP Stuff

03-25-2007, 05:20 AM	#4
KingK7 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 6,372	Hahahahaha that was fucking funny

03-25-2007, 05:22 AM	#5
u-Bob there's no $$$ in porn Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: icq: 195./568.-230 (btw: not getting offline msgs) Posts: 33,063