I'm Such an Ass ... Tanning Bed Gone wrong ( sorry no pics ) - GoFuckYourself.com

MikeVega · 03-27-2007, 07:45 PM

I was at the Gym today and figured I'd give the Tanning bed a try before going to PHX. I wanted to get a base tan coming out of winter so i wouldn't get killed by the PHX sun. I've never used a tanning bed before and went for the 9min tan. I stripped down to a pair of bikini briefs and jumped in. when my time was up I was like FUCK ..NOTHING... NO Tan .. well 8 hours later and I'm red as a fucking lobster and burning up

I'm not looking forward to a 5 hour flight burnt to fuck or hitting the hot sun with a burn. not to mention the ManKini tan lines i have now ..

I'll never do it again ... anyone else get burnt to fuck by one of these things?

Deej · 03-27-2007, 07:46 PM

you fell asleep?

seeric · 03-27-2007, 07:49 PM

damnnnnnnn.

having worked for a company that owns beds, i'd say 9 minutes hsouldnt have done that to you unless the bulbs were brand new. normally crispy will do ya around 12 min. i guess it depends on the bed and you're pretty fair skinned so i guess any variable is possible.

nosey · 03-27-2007, 07:50 PM

ouch, that sucks

stickyfingerz · 03-27-2007, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeVega

I was at the Gym today and figured I'd give the Tanning bed a try before going to PHX. I wanted to get a base tan coming out of winter so i wouldn't get killed by the PHX sun. I've never used a tanning bed before and went for the 9min tan. I stripped down to a pair of bikini briefs and jumped in. when my time was up I was like FUCK ..NOTHING... NO Tan .. well 8 hours later and I'm red as a fucking lobster and burning up

I'm not looking forward to a 5 hour flight burnt to fuck or hitting the hot sun with a burn. not to mention the ManKini tan lines i have now ..

I'll never do it again ... anyone else get burnt to fuck by one of these things?

Ya you never want to do 9 mins in a normal bed for the first time. Gotta work upto it. I do 12 mins in the Matrix bed which is really filtered none of the bad rays in it. Lotion lotion lotion Mike. I wish I could get to see your manlines, but I had to cancel going last minute.. Sticky isnt happy..

Way3 · 03-27-2007, 07:51 PM

Here in Phoenix, we don't need tanning beds! Sorry to here about the burn though! That sucks! Bring your sunscreen to Phoenix! It's going to be a warm one! Enjoy your time here! Should be lots of FUN!

MikeVega · 03-27-2007, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

damnnnnnnn.

having worked for a company that owns beds, i'd say 9 minutes hsouldnt have done that to you unless the bulbs were brand new. normally crispy will do ya around 12 min. i guess it depends on the bed and you're pretty fair skinned so i guess any variable is possible.

This was a brand new looking stand up one .. it was pretty nice for the most part. It had a nice breeze that went up from the floor to the ceiling . the bulbs were bright as hell and there was an extra set on the front about chest/face height . that's were i burnt the most . My chest is fucking fried

starpimps · 03-27-2007, 08:02 PM

o god. google; sun burns remedy ?

TexasDreams · 03-27-2007, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeVega

I was at the Gym today and figured I'd give the Tanning bed a try before going to PHX. I wanted to get a base tan coming out of winter so i wouldn't get killed by the PHX sun. I've never used a tanning bed before and went for the 9min tan. I stripped down to a pair of bikini briefs and jumped in. when my time was up I was like FUCK ..NOTHING... NO Tan .. well 8 hours later and I'm red as a fucking lobster and burning up

I'm not looking forward to a 5 hour flight burnt to fuck or hitting the hot sun with a burn. not to mention the ManKini tan lines i have now ..

I'll never do it again ... anyone else get burnt to fuck by one of these things?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 03-27-2007, 08:24 PM

Coulda been worse - at least now Juicy can rub some lotion on you...

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WonderWoman · 03-27-2007, 08:26 PM

Stock up on the Advil. It will help.

sicone · 03-27-2007, 08:27 PM

ouch.. that sucks ass man.

WarChild · 03-27-2007, 08:29 PM

Tanning beds are for women and queers.

Pete-KT · 03-27-2007, 08:52 PM

that sucks mikey, ill make sure to smack you on the back when i see you at the airport ;)

Digipimp · 03-27-2007, 08:54 PM

i thought tanning beds were just for the hoes?

PiTaAnGeL · 03-27-2007, 11:09 PM

What the hell are you doing with bikini briefs anyways?!? Sucks for you. Phx will be nice when you get here.

Fap · 03-27-2007, 11:25 PM

Sucks... use vitamin e

Scott McD · 03-28-2007, 02:36 AM

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Juicy D. Links · 03-28-2007, 02:38 AM

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Juicy D. Links · 03-28-2007, 02:39 AM

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