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Old 03-31-2007, 01:05 AM   #1
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Went to the bar tonight and

picked up a really hot girl (my god,what a piece of ass) brought her home and we partied, had drinks,kissed and grabbed for hours and then those words."Sorry i have to go". Disappointing night for me.Struck out big time,didnt even get her number
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Old 03-31-2007, 01:10 AM   #2
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Ouch... sorry to hear that
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Old 03-31-2007, 01:13 AM   #3
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still beats the average GFY'er:

mom and dad went to the theathre, I popped a beer, opened GFY, posted 10 smiles and 5 smileys in "would you hit it" threads and then checked my stats and saw a $1.99 from a revshare trial so I gave myself a high five in the mirror
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Old 03-31-2007, 01:16 AM   #4
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You str8s are a funny lot.......
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Old 03-31-2007, 01:17 AM   #5
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still beats the average GFY'er:

mom and dad went to the theathre, I popped a beer, opened GFY, posted 10 smiles and 5 smileys in "would you hit it" threads and then checked my stats and saw a $1.99 from a revshare trial so I gave myself a high five in the mirror
sounds like you speak from experience.
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Old 03-31-2007, 01:22 AM   #6
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sounds like you speak from experience.
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Old 03-31-2007, 01:25 AM   #7
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Old 03-31-2007, 01:26 AM   #8
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picked up a really hot girl (my god,what a piece of ass) brought her home and we partied, had drinks,kissed and grabbed for hours and then those words."Sorry i have to go". Disappointing night for me.Struck out big time,didnt even get her number
Sounds like she finally grabbed your cock and decided she better get out quick.
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Old 03-31-2007, 12:37 PM   #9
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picked up a really hot girl (my god,what a piece of ass) brought her home and we partied, had drinks,kissed and grabbed for hours and then those words."Sorry i have to go". Disappointing night for me.Struck out big time,didnt even get her number


Um.... WHy did you spend hours kissing a grabbing..?


That is why she left


Next time you take a hot chic home assume she wants cock and go for the kill... Don't fuck off for hours and wonder what happened... Geez
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Old 03-31-2007, 12:53 PM   #10
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you didn't close the deal when the kissing/touching started
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Old 03-31-2007, 03:04 PM   #11
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You should have continued at the kissing & grabbing part right away. Few tequila shots before hand usually helps the girl also
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Old 03-31-2007, 03:15 PM   #12
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You should have continued at the kissing & grabbing part right away. Few tequila shots before hand usually helps the girl also
If she already followed you home from the bar, she wanted the bone and it is yours to loose. No additional alcohol required unless ones game is very weak.
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Old 03-31-2007, 03:31 PM   #13
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id be very happy with a night like that, SuccesS!
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Old 03-31-2007, 03:47 PM   #14
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If she already followed you home from the bar, she wanted the bone and it is yours to loose. No additional alcohol required unless ones game is very weak.
Apparently he didn't succeed in getting her hole I like to do tequila shots with girls, it only has side effects if she take a shot too many. It's not weak at all.
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Old 03-31-2007, 03:48 PM   #15
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Old 03-31-2007, 03:57 PM   #16
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next time don't try to headlock the bitch just because shes hot and unzip her pants instead. you'll be surprised to find out she might just stick around if you're good enough.
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Old 03-31-2007, 04:16 PM   #17
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You need to fuck her as soon as you get home. Save the petting and pussy footing for afterwards.
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Old 03-31-2007, 04:18 PM   #18
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picked up a really hot girl (my god,what a piece of ass) brought her home and we partied, had drinks,kissed and grabbed for hours and then those words."Sorry i have to go". Disappointing night for me.Struck out big time,didnt even get her number
I have had it to, you never know. I've learned though....... those who hesitate masturbate.
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Old 03-31-2007, 04:44 PM   #19
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sounds like a fun night all in all
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Old 03-31-2007, 06:21 PM   #21
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still beats the average GFY'er:

mom and dad went to the theathre, I popped a beer, opened GFY, posted 10 smiles and 5 smileys in "would you hit it" threads and then checked my stats and saw a $1.99 from a revshare trial so I gave myself a high five in the mirror
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Old 03-31-2007, 06:23 PM   #22
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I've learned though....... those who hesitate masturbate.


those are the truest words ever spoken.
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Old 03-31-2007, 07:12 PM   #23
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you shoulda been tapping that ass into the first hour of play...
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Old 04-01-2007, 05:03 PM   #24
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picked up a really hot girl (my god,what a piece of ass) brought her home and we partied, had drinks,kissed and grabbed for hours and then those words."Sorry i have to go". Disappointing night for me.Struck out big time,didnt even get her number
Next time close that sale much faster!
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Old 04-01-2007, 05:16 PM   #25
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if you can bring a girl back to your place BY HERSELF without any of her friends or your friends...u are very much guaranteed entry into at least ONE HOLE in her body.
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Old 04-01-2007, 05:19 PM   #26
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EXACTLY! you also need to leave room for round 2 and 3...depends on the amount of drugs/alcohol you have in your system that night of course!
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Old 04-01-2007, 05:20 PM   #27
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Old 04-01-2007, 06:57 PM   #28
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awww, damn that's too sad...i guess she and what she have done to you on that night will be just a memory...
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