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Went to the bar tonight and
picked up a really hot girl (my god,what a piece of ass) brought her home and we partied, had drinks,kissed and grabbed for hours and then those words."Sorry i have to go". Disappointing night for me.Struck out big time,didnt even get her number
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Ouch... sorry to hear that
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still beats the average GFY'er:
mom and dad went to the theathre, I popped a beer, opened GFY, posted 10 ![]() ![]()
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So Fucking Banned
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You str8s are a funny lot.......
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Sounds like she finally grabbed your cock and decided she better get out quick.
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Um.... WHy did you spend hours kissing a grabbing..? That is why she left ![]() Next time you take a hot chic home assume she wants cock and go for the kill... Don't fuck off for hours and wonder what happened... Geez |
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#10 |
In Tushy Land
Join Date: Oct 2002
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you didn't close the deal when the kissing/touching started
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You should have continued at the kissing & grabbing part right away. Few tequila shots before hand usually helps the girl also
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#12 |
It's coming look busy
Join Date: Mar 2001
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If she already followed you home from the bar, she wanted the bone and it is yours to loose. No additional alcohol required unless ones game is very weak.
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id be very happy with a night like that, SuccesS!
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ai not good
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mmm yeah!
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next time don't try to headlock the bitch just because shes hot and unzip her pants instead. you'll be surprised to find out she might just stick around if you're good enough.
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Show Yer Tits!
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You need to fuck her as soon as you get home. Save the petting and pussy footing for afterwards.
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I have had it to, you never know. I've learned though....... those who hesitate masturbate.
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u are not a jedi
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sounds like a fun night all in all
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mmm yeah!
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you shoulda been tapping that ass into the first hour of play...
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Next time close that sale much faster!
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#25 |
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if you can bring a girl back to your place BY HERSELF without any of her friends or your friends...u are very much guaranteed entry into at least ONE HOLE in her body.
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EXACTLY! you also need to leave room for round 2 and 3...depends on the amount of drugs/alcohol you have in your system that night of course!
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awww, damn that's too sad...i guess she and what she have done to you on that night will be just a memory...
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