Anna Nicole Smith's Baby: WHO'S THE DADDY!? - GoFuckYourself.com

TurboAngel · 04-09-2007, 07:01 PM

The World awaits the results of the DNA testing. Who do you think it will be?

Cyndalie · 04-09-2007, 07:03 PM

D. i dont give a shit

Martina Warren · 04-09-2007, 07:04 PM

I'd guess at LARRY BIRKHEAD

notabook · 04-09-2007, 07:04 PM

Prince Frederic von Anhalt.

LiveDose · 04-09-2007, 07:07 PM

I have something to confess...

selena · 04-09-2007, 07:08 PM

I have been following this little drama since she bought the farm, and I think it is someone other than HKS or LB.

GT-Omar · 04-09-2007, 07:09 PM

Murray is going to find that answer out for them .................

Big_Red · 04-09-2007, 07:10 PM

i tried to pull out, i really did.

Scroto · 04-09-2007, 07:11 PM

Its K-Fed's

After Shock Media · 04-09-2007, 07:11 PM

Holy christ strung up on a balsa cross, how in the hell is she still a story and worst yet a story closely followed by women. Yet she was just a stripper and nude model for the most part. I just fucking do not get it.

Miguel T · 04-09-2007, 07:13 PM

Not me for sure.

Vick! · 04-09-2007, 07:13 PM

WTF, its not me.

EBORG9 · 04-09-2007, 07:13 PM

Man I wish there was a sports book taking bets, I would be all over that one.

nikki99 · 04-09-2007, 07:14 PM

howard

notabook · 04-09-2007, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Holy christ strung up on a balsa cross, how in the hell is she still a story and worst yet a story closely followed by women. Yet she was just a stripper and nude model for the most part. I just fucking do not get it.

She was the Marilyn Monroe of our generation. Don?t take that away ASM! Don?t take that away

Mr Pheer · 04-09-2007, 07:22 PM

I'm the daddy.

Drake · 04-09-2007, 07:23 PM

Goatse..

BobG · 04-09-2007, 07:24 PM

it looks kinda like Larry Birdhead.

selena · 04-09-2007, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Holy christ strung up on a balsa cross, how in the hell is she still a story and worst yet a story closely followed by women. Yet she was just a stripper and nude model for the most part. I just fucking do not get it.

Before her son died, I am not sure I could have picked her out of a line up. All I knew was that she was the stripper turned model who married the old guy. I'm not a TV person at all, so I didn't even know that she had a show.

But when his death happened, that caught my attention. Stranger or not, as a mom, my heart went out to her, thinking about what that would be like...him dying so close to the birth of her other child...etc.

Since then, her story has just gotten wackier and wackier. When you add up all the events that have transpired...

the weeping judge
the paternity battle
her mother delaying the funeral proceedings in an attempt to stop the burial
sex
drugs

that's good drama. ;)

Fap · 04-09-2007, 07:26 PM

Who cares?

BusterBunny · 04-09-2007, 07:30 PM

it was howard k stern in the study with the turkey baster

selena · 04-09-2007, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny

it was howard k stern in the study with the turkey baster

Spunky · 04-09-2007, 07:32 PM

Howard Sterns

HAPPYPEEKERS · 04-09-2007, 07:33 PM

I think it may be the old man Marshalls baby with his saved sperm... if not.. it is probably Larry... Howard is caving easy.. I think he knows she is not his.

Poor baby.. I hope the grandma dont get it.

selena · 04-09-2007, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Happypeekers

I think it may be the old man Marshalls baby with his saved sperm... if not.. it is probably Larry... Howard is caving easy.. I think he knows she is not his.

Poor baby.. I hope the grandma dont get it.

I hope she doesn't either. I don't like her.

Then again, Larry has been a little too fond of the cameras through all this for me. I will laugh if it turns out not to be his.

BusterBunny · 04-09-2007, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Scroto

Its K-Fed's

TurboAngel · 04-09-2007, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happypeekers

I think it may be the old man Marshalls baby with his saved sperm... if not.. it is probably Larry... Howard is caving easy.. I think he knows she is not his.

Poor baby.. I hope the grandma dont get it.

I had forgot to add him.

bigalownz · 04-09-2007, 08:34 PM

Its ME

Im the baby daddy

EBORG9 · 04-09-2007, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterBunny

it was howard k stern in the study with the turkey baster

That, my good man, is the joke of the day.

Matt 26z · 04-09-2007, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by notabook

She was the Marilyn Monroe of our generation. Don?t take that away ASM! Don?t take that away

That title probably belongs to Madonna.

Smith was just a freakshow. Nobody is going to remember her in 15 years.

notabook · 04-09-2007, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt 26z

Nobody is going to remember her in 15 years.

I will... I WILL.

PersianKitty · 04-09-2007, 08:50 PM

Now don't everyone go "eewwwww" at once..

I think the baby's daddy is Anna Nicole's son, Danny.

PK

HAPPYPEEKERS · 04-09-2007, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PersianKitty

Now don't everyone go "eewwwww" at once..

I think the baby's daddy is Anna Nicole's son, Danny.

PK

ewwwwwww lolol

gandalfuy · 04-09-2007, 09:34 PM

i just dont care...

borked · 04-09-2007, 10:50 PM

where's the option "I couldn't give a rats'" ;)

2012 · 04-09-2007, 11:58 PM

Mr. Marshall

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 04-10-2007, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny

it was howard k stern in the study with the turkey baster

FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!

Kudos Buster Bunny...

ADG Webmaster

spooky181 · 04-10-2007, 12:47 AM

Her son is the father...

SARAHBIGBUTT · 04-10-2007, 12:50 AM

Arnold Schwarzenegger -the governator!

Gabriel Night · 04-10-2007, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by spooky181

Her son is the father...

lol

i think Stern is the winner ;)

Gambit · 04-10-2007, 03:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook

She was the Marilyn Monroe of our generation.

Scott McD · 04-10-2007, 03:45 AM

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny

LOL !!!! Boy Alley is a suspect...

Empress_JoinRightNow · 04-10-2007, 05:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel

The World awaits the results of the DNA testing. Who do you think it will be?

the 2nd option probably...

Turboface · 04-10-2007, 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PersianKitty

Now don't everyone go "eewwwww" at once..

I think the baby's daddy is Anna Nicole's son, Danny.

PK

Hummmm.

OG LennyT · 04-10-2007, 09:13 AM

you forgot the option for I don't give a flying fuck

sherie · 04-10-2007, 09:30 AM

I wouldn't be surprised if her son is the father of the baby...However, my next guess would be Larry bo-berry, he's been pretty aggressive about it.

MandyBlake · 04-10-2007, 09:31 AM

i'm voting for howie

SxDx · 04-10-2007, 09:52 AM

i'm going with a wild card guess...flavor flav. the guy has more kids then he has fingers and toes. he's so skinny that he might have gotten her pregnant without her even knowing

avolongold · 04-10-2007, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by sherie

I wouldn't be surprised if her son is the father of the baby...

wtf?...lmao

Tanya_AWP · 04-10-2007, 10:00 AM

Its Sterns' baby....

View Poll Results: Who's the Daddy!?
LARRY BIRKHEAD	28	44.44%
HOWARD K STERN	13	20.63%
OTHER	22	34.92%
Voters: 63. You may not vote on this poll

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