Joe Fancis Tries To Bribe Jail Guards - Gets New Charges - GoFuckYourself.com

BoyAlley · 04-12-2007, 09:11 PM

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The millionaire founder of the Girls Gone Wild video empire was charged Thursday with bribing a jail guard for a bottle of water and having prescription sleeping pills in his cell, authorities said.

When he learned of the new charges, Joe Francis waived his right to a bond hearing for the contempt of court charge that had led to his being jailed. Francis cried as his mother blew him a kiss while he was led from a federal court room back to his cell.

"I didn't do anything," he told his parents as he was led away, The News Herald of Panama City reported.

Francis, 34, was charged with bribing a public servant, three counts of possessing a controlled substance and five counts of introducing contraband - cash and drugs - into a detention facility. The charges are third-degree felonies punishable by up to five years in prison.

Francis offered a jail guard $100 for a bottled water Wednesday evening, court records said. When the guard refused, Francis showed him $500, investigators said. Inmates are not allowed to have cash in the jail.

http://www.forbes.com/feeds/ap/2007/...ap3608268.html

What a stupid dick.

BusterBunny · 04-12-2007, 09:14 PM

dumbass shoulda keystered some pills on the way in

notabook · 04-12-2007, 09:14 PM

Jesus fucking christ that guy is the epitome of stupidity.

BoyAlley · 04-12-2007, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by notabook

Jesus fucking christ that guy is the epitome of stupidity.

I know, definitely seems to be asking for it doesn't he?

Now he's crying to his mommy, literally!

notabook · 04-12-2007, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

I know, definitely seems to be asking for it doesn't he?

Now he's crying to his mommy, literally!

I can?t wait for the made-for-tv movie to come out.. ;P

kane · 04-12-2007, 09:22 PM

he seems to be digging his hole even deeper.

DWB · 04-12-2007, 09:28 PM

He is a tool. Sounds like someone needs to rape him again to knock him back down to size.

BoyAlley · 04-12-2007, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by notabook

I can?t wait for the made-for-tv movie to come out.. ;P

People won't even be able to believe that the shit's true. You couldn't make this kind of stupidity up!

jact · 04-12-2007, 09:30 PM

Guess this answers Vid's question as to how far someone will go for self promotion.

GTS Mark · 04-12-2007, 09:34 PM

Wow hopefully he gets his act together, sounds like he's in some serious trouble now.

DH

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-12-2007, 10:00 PM

To funny...

BoyAlley · 04-12-2007, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by DrinkingHARDEST

Wow hopefully he gets his act together, sounds like he's in some serious trouble now.

DH

Yeah I don't care how much monies he has, he's got so many charges against him now, some are bound to stick and stick hard.

BOSS1 · 04-12-2007, 10:06 PM

damn i guess he aint going to be getting that wild pussy for a while now

spacedog · 04-12-2007, 10:20 PM

between the settlement for the stupid dumb cunts, the contempt charge, the federal indictments for tax fraud, now this...

I think he's knee deep in shit

Looks like Scott could join him soon.

Jace · 04-12-2007, 10:23 PM

wow, it just doesn't stop for this guy

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 04-12-2007, 10:25 PM

I really feel sorry for this guy.

BoyAlley · 04-12-2007, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Batts

I really feel sorry for this guy.

I don't know, he seems to be his own worst enemy.........

notabook · 04-12-2007, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Batts

I really feel sorry for this guy.

I don't.

After Shock Media · 04-12-2007, 10:31 PM

Damn... If things keep going the way it is for him, after legal bills and everything else the US government could end up running girls gone wild like they did the mustang ranch for awhile.

Spunky · 04-12-2007, 10:31 PM

They need a scapegoat and it's probably should be a wake up call for other producers.Viva la Canada

BigDeanEvans · 04-12-2007, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

They need a scapegoat and it's probably should be a wake up call for other producers.Viva la Canada

I dont think this has much to do with being a scapegoat more so than being a complete idiot.

Telling the judge he's a "judge gone wild", tax evasion, slipping drugs into the prison, and bribing prison guards. Unfortunately when the feds are done with him, he's going to be flat broke and his asshole is going to be whistling when the wind blows.

pocketkangaroo · 04-13-2007, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

They need a scapegoat and it's probably should be a wake up call for other producers.Viva la Canada

I don't think he's a scapegoat. He's gotten a lot of leeway if you ask me. He was only fined for what some would say was filming child pornography (the girls were underage) and was charged with those crimes. He went back on a settlement he had made. He broke prison laws.

From articles I've read, the guy is said to be a complete self-centered egotistical asshole who feels he can do whatever he wants to anyone. Some reporter spent a day with him and she basically said he assaulted her, and spoke to a woman who claims he raped her. The guys seems out of control and finally got a taste of his own medicine. Karma is a bitch.

rounders · 04-13-2007, 12:43 AM

that guy is a dumbass

Lensman · 04-13-2007, 12:45 AM

Can't he just drink from the toilet like the rest of us?

fallenmuffin · 04-13-2007, 12:49 AM

lol fucking classic

TampaToker · 04-13-2007, 12:55 AM

Fuck him greed got the best of him. Now enjoy the bed you made Joe

Steve Awesome · 04-13-2007, 12:57 AM

Heard this guy years ago on Stern bragging about how girls tried to sue him for putting them in his videos and how he'd then turn around and sue THEM for suing him. Douche-a-rama.

Heard him again on Stern just a couple of months ago and he sounded like he was fucked up on the phone just being an ass. Scroll down to the "Wake Up Joe" segment for that summary:

http://howardstern.com/rundown.hs?d=1170219600#8822

LiveDose · 04-13-2007, 01:03 AM

'Greed is good'....LOL

BrettJ · 04-13-2007, 01:12 AM

Ya know... as much as I try to hate the guy... for the stuff with minors... then he does stuff like this ... and I have to shrug my shoulders... I know plenty of people that would have tried the same thing. A few crazy assholes that try to get milkshakes at jack in the box at 3 am ... with that same $100 bill line

baddog · 04-13-2007, 01:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Batts

I really feel sorry for this guy.

Why is that? Because he has always had so much money that he lost touch with reality?

I don't feel sorry for him at all. Such a tool.

baddog · 04-13-2007, 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

They need a scapegoat and it's probably should be a wake up call for other producers.Viva la Canada

oh please

RFremont · 04-13-2007, 01:30 AM

Won't get thirsty in this thread, plenty of hate-orade to go around.

JFK · 04-13-2007, 02:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Lensman

Can't he just drink from the toilet like the rest of us?

mmmmmmm Toilet wine

CheneyRumsfeld · 04-13-2007, 03:10 AM

he appears confused.
he doesn't need bottled water.
he needs KY Jelly, condoms and a "protector".
he will figure it out in time.
he will get a name too, probably "pussy boy".

Turf · 04-13-2007, 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by RFremont

Won't get thirsty in this thread, plenty of hate-orade to go around.

yea... nice mix of hate and envy for everyone!

RevSand · 04-13-2007, 03:34 AM

He is stupid to try this kind of shit when they are trying to get him on ANYTHING they can since nothing else has effected him up to now... They are loving the fact that they can just keep stacking charges up on him now.. Something is bound to stick and will hit home with him in time..

Phil · 04-13-2007, 07:12 AM

well, money is not everything! JF is going away for a while.

Phoenix · 04-13-2007, 07:22 AM

shit man..he needs an advisor to tell him how to act until he can get out of jail and move to a friendly country

Jman · 04-13-2007, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by DrinkingHARDEST

Wow hopefully he gets his act together, sounds like he's in some serious trouble now.

DH

LOLOL Nooo cause this act he's doing is Priceless.

Joe francis the Movie played by Will Ferrell

Jman · 04-13-2007, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Lensman

Can't he just drink from the toilet like the rest of us?

Or just snort the damn pills, come on???

uno · 04-13-2007, 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by BrettJ

Ya know... as much as I try to hate the guy... for the stuff with minors... then he does stuff like this ... and I have to shrug my shoulders... I know plenty of people that would have tried the same thing. A few crazy assholes that try to get milkshakes at jack in the box at 3 am ... with that same $100 bill line

You can't get a milkshake at 3 am @ Jack in the Box?

We don't have them out east, so I'm not sure what you mean.

DaddyHalbucks · 04-13-2007, 08:38 AM

Sounds like he is in deep stuff.

janburgess · 04-13-2007, 08:57 AM

Ace_luffy · 04-13-2007, 09:06 AM

wawawiwaa...

tASSy · 04-13-2007, 09:12 AM

good going genius.

fusionx · 04-13-2007, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by notabook

I can?t wait for the made-for-tv movie to come out.. ;P

We'll get Lawrence Connor to play Joe

baddog · 04-13-2007, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by RFremont

Won't get thirsty in this thread, plenty of hate-orade to go around.

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Originally Posted by Turf

yea... nice mix of hate and envy for everyone!

Yeah, it takes a real genius to figure out you don't sneak drugs and cash into jail, muchless inform the jailers about it by attempting to bribe them.

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Originally Posted by uno

You can't get a milkshake at 3 am @ Jack in the Box?

We don't have them out east, so I'm not sure what you mean.

They are usually cleaning the machines at that hour.

jonesonyou · 04-13-2007, 09:38 AM

I know joe, he is good people. Jail sucks... but i mean seriously... $100 for bottled water? Just drink out of the fucking toilet fountain like the rest of us, man.... and sleeping pills? WTF... Oh, and NEVER insult your fucking judge man...

He'll bond out soon (if he shuts the fuck up)...

_Richard_ · 04-13-2007, 09:39 AM

bloody amazing.. he's going to do very poorly in jail

R

jonesonyou · 04-13-2007, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by fusionx

We'll get Lawrence Connor to play Joe

I think Robert Downey Jr. might be a better fit

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