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Michaelious · 04-15-2007, 10:15 AM

Teenager Dumped By Chat-Room Girlfriend
CYBERSPACE -- Joey Passmore is alone. The 14-year-old Internet enthusiast recently lost his cyber-girlfriend and computer soulmate, LUV_U2, and he's not sure how to deal with the confusing new emotions that have begun to stir inside him.

"I don't understand," moped Joey. "I gave her my love, my devotion, and the IP's of some private FTP sites. "

Joey, 14, never met LUV_U2 in Real Life?. They met online almost two months ago, but were committed to each other after only a few short chat sessions over a two-week period.

"Something clicked right from the start," said Joey. "I admit, I found her choice of avatar sexually attractive, but there's more to her than just that. I would show up in the #lookN4love chatroom on Undernet, and we would share the time together, while we did homework, watched 'Mad About You' repeats, and played PopCap games over the Net."

"I thought we had something special," continued Joey. "I would send her e-cards, and links to special poems that were written for people like us. I even photoshopped our avatars together on a Martian landscape--way romantic. But then that one evening, she came into the IRC channel and was really quiet. I knew something was wrong."

Joey has been unable to talk about his break-up with family members and even considered selling his computer, and joining the school volleyball team, just to get away from the pain. At fourteen, break-ups are awkward to deal with. This was Joey's first romance and he believes his few friends at school would only laugh at him if he mentioned it to any of them.

"Those guys at school would only want to know how far I got, like did she send pictures of her tits, or something like that," said an angry Joey. "They wouldn't understand it was so much more than that."

His only source of closure has been a couple of Internet love forums that he has bookmarked on his web browser.

"I posted a message on a message board for heartbroken individuals who were recently dumped," said Joey, sobbing quietly, "but the only response was from some joker who asked how I knew it wasn't a man I was dating. How cruel can you get?"

"We were at that stage in our relationship where we were almost ready to exchange ICQ numbers, a huge leap in commitment," said Joey, wiping his nose. "Someday I had hoped we could swap actual snail-mail addresses, maybe even a photo, and then, who knows after that? I guess she got scared. I don't understand."

Joey isn't sure he can trust cyberwomen anymore, and is afraid to reveal his true self online to another. He may find escape by interacting only with girls he knows from school, church, and his neighbourhood. But that would mean meeting them and Joey isn't ready for social encounters yet.

"I may never be able to cyberdate again," cried Joey. "I've been hurt once, and now I may never be able to use that same alias. "

Joey almost deleted the chat logs he had with LUV_U2 in a fit of anger. "I was hurt, and I wanted to hurt. But now, those lines of text are the only thing I have left to cherish," said Joey. "The smilicons we shared were special, but now I may never smilicon again."

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polish_aristocrat · 04-15-2007, 10:18 AM

you mean it's not normal that you have a cyber girlfriend?

Angelo22 · 04-15-2007, 10:19 AM

Hahahahah

Violetta · 04-15-2007, 10:19 AM

haha... "I gave her my love, my devotion, and the IP's of some private FTP sites"

kirupai · 04-15-2007, 10:20 AM

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Michaelious · 04-15-2007, 10:21 AM

Not exacty the most romantic comment is it lol

Pumba · 04-15-2007, 10:36 AM

Poor boy...He was so rpmantic, now he is going to become cyber girlhater.

fallenmuffin · 04-15-2007, 10:39 AM

lol classic

Michaelious · 04-15-2007, 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumba

Poor boy...He was so rpmantic, now he is going to become cyber girlhater.

Well there are sex chat websites for that too lol

Zuss · 04-15-2007, 10:44 AM

I've had 2 cyber girlfriends so far and no real girlfriend. That makes me sad.

J. Falcon · 04-15-2007, 11:12 AM

hahahahaha that cant be true

Wilbo · 04-15-2007, 11:29 AM

I'll bet she was out cyber-slutting around long before she dumped him. I think it's for the best.

SilentKnight · 04-15-2007, 01:09 PM

Wait till he finds out that experiencing the 'Big O' isn't a reference to binary code.

Michaelious · 04-15-2007, 01:23 PM

The felt he was moving too fast... he had broadband, she only had dial up.

dakota1358 · 04-15-2007, 01:25 PM

Just a little too weird

dissipate · 04-15-2007, 01:29 PM

he'll be fine, belinda will fuck him.

GrouchyAdmin · 04-15-2007, 01:30 PM

It's like the Onion.. but somehow manages to fail a bit more. All of you MySpace trollers, hang your head in shame. This is your story.

Michaelious · 04-15-2007, 01:31 PM

lol too true mate

Ssv · 04-15-2007, 02:08 PM

poor boy.Hurt by a non-existing female.He may not be able to love again

04-15-2007, 10:15 AM	#1
Michaelious Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Scotland Posts: 6,720	Saddest boy/geek ever!!! Teenager Dumped By Chat-Room Girlfriend CYBERSPACE -- Joey Passmore is alone. The 14-year-old Internet enthusiast recently lost his cyber-girlfriend and computer soulmate, LUV_U2, and he's not sure how to deal with the confusing new emotions that have begun to stir inside him. "I don't understand," moped Joey. "I gave her my love, my devotion, and the IP's of some private FTP sites. " Joey, 14, never met LUV_U2 in Real Life?. They met online almost two months ago, but were committed to each other after only a few short chat sessions over a two-week period. "Something clicked right from the start," said Joey. "I admit, I found her choice of avatar sexually attractive, but there's more to her than just that. I would show up in the #lookN4love chatroom on Undernet, and we would share the time together, while we did homework, watched 'Mad About You' repeats, and played PopCap games over the Net." "I thought we had something special," continued Joey. "I would send her e-cards, and links to special poems that were written for people like us. I even photoshopped our avatars together on a Martian landscape--way romantic. But then that one evening, she came into the IRC channel and was really quiet. I knew something was wrong." Joey has been unable to talk about his break-up with family members and even considered selling his computer, and joining the school volleyball team, just to get away from the pain. At fourteen, break-ups are awkward to deal with. This was Joey's first romance and he believes his few friends at school would only laugh at him if he mentioned it to any of them. "Those guys at school would only want to know how far I got, like did she send pictures of her tits, or something like that," said an angry Joey. "They wouldn't understand it was so much more than that." His only source of closure has been a couple of Internet love forums that he has bookmarked on his web browser. "I posted a message on a message board for heartbroken individuals who were recently dumped," said Joey, sobbing quietly, "but the only response was from some joker who asked how I knew it wasn't a man I was dating. How cruel can you get?" "We were at that stage in our relationship where we were almost ready to exchange ICQ numbers, a huge leap in commitment," said Joey, wiping his nose. "Someday I had hoped we could swap actual snail-mail addresses, maybe even a photo, and then, who knows after that? I guess she got scared. I don't understand." Joey isn't sure he can trust cyberwomen anymore, and is afraid to reveal his true self online to another. He may find escape by interacting only with girls he knows from school, church, and his neighbourhood. But that would mean meeting them and Joey isn't ready for social encounters yet. "I may never be able to cyberdate again," cried Joey. "I've been hurt once, and now I may never be able to use that same alias. " Joey almost deleted the chat logs he had with LUV_U2 in a fit of anger. "I was hurt, and I wanted to hurt. But now, those lines of text are the only thing I have left to cherish," said Joey. "The smilicons we shared were special, but now I may never smilicon again." News Source: The Toque __________________

04-15-2007, 10:18 AM	#2
polish_aristocrat Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 40,377	you mean it's not normal that you have a cyber girlfriend? __________________ I don't use ICQ anymore.

04-15-2007, 10:19 AM	#3
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04-15-2007, 10:19 AM	#4
Violetta Affiliate Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 28,735	haha... "I gave her my love, my devotion, and the IP's of some private FTP sites" __________________ M&A Queen

04-15-2007, 10:21 AM	#6
Michaelious Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Scotland Posts: 6,720	Not exacty the most romantic comment is it lol __________________

04-15-2007, 10:20 AM	#5
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04-15-2007, 10:36 AM	#7
Pumba Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Cloudbase Posts: 1,094	Poor boy...He was so rpmantic, now he is going to become cyber girlhater.

04-15-2007, 10:39 AM	#8
fallenmuffin Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 8,170	lol classic

04-15-2007, 10:44 AM	#10
Zuss Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,187	I've had 2 cyber girlfriends so far and no real girlfriend. That makes me sad. __________________ I like cookies.

04-15-2007, 11:12 AM	#11
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04-15-2007, 11:29 AM	#12
Wilbo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Baltimore Posts: 2,082	I'll bet she was out cyber-slutting around long before she dumped him. I think it's for the best.

04-15-2007, 01:09 PM	#13
SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	Wait till he finds out that experiencing the 'Big O' isn't a reference to binary code.

04-15-2007, 01:23 PM	#14
Michaelious Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Scotland Posts: 6,720	The felt he was moving too fast... he had broadband, she only had dial up. __________________

04-15-2007, 01:25 PM	#15
dakota1358 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Baltimore,Md Posts: 2,114	Just a little too weird __________________ Carmen Cocks Rocks

04-15-2007, 01:29 PM	#16
dissipate The Dirty Frenchman Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Lost Angeles Posts: 8,904	he'll be fine, belinda will fuck him.

04-15-2007, 01:30 PM	#17
GrouchyAdmin Now choke yourself! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 12,085	It's like the Onion.. but somehow manages to fail a bit more. All of you MySpace trollers, hang your head in shame. This is your story. __________________ AIM: GrouchyGfy

04-15-2007, 01:31 PM	#18
Michaelious Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Scotland Posts: 6,720	lol too true mate __________________

04-15-2007, 02:08 PM	#19
Ssv Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 402	poor boy.Hurt by a non-existing female.He may not be able to love again