When your friends are Nurses you hear some crazy stories ... - GoFuckYourself.com

AZSarah · 04-16-2007, 08:32 AM

I was out with a group of my girlfriends last night and several of them are E.R. nurses.
They start telling gross nurse stories & of course up comes the topic of people coming in with random objects right up the booty.
Amongst some of these objects were an electric toothbrush, a glass candle stick holder that had broken inside, a circular hair brush, and get this... a mayonaisse jar.

Most common explanation from the patient as to what happened ...
"I fell on it".

Why?

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WiredGuy · 04-16-2007, 08:53 AM

Those patients are all lying. Nobody accidentally falls onto a mayonaisse jar when they're naked in the kitchen. LOL. I don't even want to picture it!
WG

sherie · 04-16-2007, 08:57 AM

"I fell on it" ??? that's funny, I can't believe that people not only are that stupid for inserting such things into themselves, but the excuse??? Come on now lol...How does one fall onto an electric toothbrush?...

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Rochard · 04-16-2007, 09:09 AM

A number of times I've been naked in my bathroom and nearly fallen on to a toothbrush. It happens.

LauraLee · 04-16-2007, 09:14 AM

No shit girl, I also have some close friends who are E.R. and Labor and Delivery Nurses and Doctors, and lemme tell you the topics of convo I have sat and listened to them chat about...sick and crazy!!

HomerSimpson · 04-16-2007, 09:37 AM

Have a friend who's doctor and he have fucked almost all nurses at the hospital especially in 3rd shift...

Pumba · 04-16-2007, 09:49 AM

Some people are just stupid. Try reading Darwin's Awards and you'll get the picture.

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Tanya_AWP · 04-16-2007, 01:05 PM

wow! funny but true and seriously scary....a mayonaisse jar????

gornyhuy · 04-16-2007, 02:06 PM

Isn't there a Seinfeld episode that is exactly that story? I think George's dad or somebody falls on the Fusili Jerry... also a scrubs episode where they are going through the "ass box" and looking at the objects.

gornyhuy · 04-16-2007, 02:08 PM

BTW - a friend of mine is a labor and delivery nurse... now THERE are some gross out and scary stories. Imagine how many bleeding shit covered twats she has to stare at every year.

Miguel T · 04-16-2007, 02:09 PM

OMFG! A maionese jar?

Dwreck · 04-16-2007, 02:16 PM

both my parents are nurses yes even my dad! I wondered where i was concieved. lol MY dad HAHAHAHA i knew what he was thinking. Where could he work around hotties all day. LOL

Needless to say my mom tells the best haunted stories about her days at an old folks home where she worked the night shift.

04-16-2007, 08:32 AM	#1
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