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![]() Anyone know a good way to keep birds out a tree? Fake owl, rubber snakes... ?
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Pellet gun should do the trick.
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I think a rubber cat will do wonders........
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Birds live in trees, hence your car is the toilet...
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Pffft. With that attitude the birds will only continue to shit on your car. You need to show them you mean business.
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what color is your car?...... lighter colors hurts birds eyes, so they'll target those more than darker colors.
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I like to sit down on the balcony and shoot the little fuckers
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Don't park next to the tree...
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he means don't park under a tree.
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always wanted to buy traffic from am imbecile who didn't have enough brains to not park under a tree and get his car shit on.
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keep walking...
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try to burn the tree.. that should solve it
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There's something about certain cars. Sometimes it's just the parking space ou pick.
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don't park under the tree, dopey
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easy solution...
climb to the top of the the tree, and take a shit on the birds... see how they like it |
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your car is white huh? happens to my car all the time....
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make sure the moonroof is closed at all times....
the fake owls are suppose to do the trick. |
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They are probaly sended with someone who is not satisfied with your traffic hehe
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Put a bird feeder out, preferrably in the tree. Like most animals, birds won't shit where they eat.
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Move out of Texas!
Sorry, BOOMER SOONER! The University of Oklahoma secretly trains birds to recognize Texas license plates and to bomb on site. Might want to get plates from somewhere safe, maybe North Dakota?
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the fake owls don't work after having some sort of bird chirping outside of my window every night around 2-3 am i went and got one and nothing the fucking thing is still sitting in the tree, i've thought about shooting him with a pellet gun but don't need one of my 80 year old neighbors calling the cops on me for endangering the life of an animal or some gay shit
i'm just dealing with it as of now windows closed and i'm good as for the shitting on your car i'd recomend a nice car cover until the bird leaves LOL
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don't park under a tree
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Hey dumb fuck, who said I continue to park under the tree?! BTW, Bush isn't from Texas. |
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I'm not parking under it. There are so many birds that it rains shit just walking under it. |
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Birds just keep shitting on my head
But that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turnin' red Cryin's not for me 'Cause I'm never gonna stop the shit by complainin' Because I'm free Nothin's worryin' me... |
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![]() ![]() "He served as the 46th Governor of Texas from 1995 to 2000 before being elected in 2000 and re-elected in 2004 as President... Bush was raised in Midland and Houston, Texas, with his four siblings, Jeb, Neil, Marvin, and Dorothy. Another younger sister, Robin, died in 1953 at the age of three from leukemia.[5] Bush's grandfather, Prescott Bush, was a U.S. Senator from Connecticut, and his father served as U.S. President from 1989 to 1993.... Bush entered the oil industry in Texas. In 1977, he was introduced by friends to Laura Welch, a schoolteacher and librarian. They married and settled in Midland, Texas. In 1978, Bush ran for the U.S. House of Representatives from the 19th Congressional District of Texas ... Returning to Texas, Bush purchased a share in the Texas Rangers baseball franchise in April 1989, where he served as managing general partner of the Rangers for five years... Bush used a budget surplus to push through a $2 billion tax-cut plan, the largest in Texas history... He proclaimed June 10 to be Jesus Day in Texas..." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_W._Bush Might not be where he was born but it sounds like he's from Texas to me. |
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Where you are born is where you are from. He LIVES in Texas.
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London transport puts spikes on the tops of posts to keep them sitting there.
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I hate that. At the office we get our cars detailed a few times a month and it always pisses me off when a bird uses my car as target practice
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