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webmasterchecks · 05-05-2007, 09:55 AM

last night i went out to see a friends band. there was a group of 3 girls there and i knew one of them, i really hit it off with one of the other blondes. dude, she was about 5'7" norwegian blond, great body with an allover tan, software developer at intel, 24. we all ended up going to a hooters to eat after the show, then a club, the back to my buddies house. last thing i remember was taking shots of stoli blueberry at 4 am, then we both woke up naked on the floor in a bedroom about an hour ago, just got home

there are times it gets lonely, but just for the occasional opportunity to do the above without any guilt is worth it.

PR_Sebas · 05-05-2007, 10:11 AM

haha, nice little story, sometimes its great to be single

Evil E · 05-05-2007, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by webmasterchecks

last night i went out to see a friends band. there was a group of 3 girls there and i knew one of them, i really hit it off with one of the other blondes. dude, she was about 5'7" norwegian blond, great body with an allover tan, software developer at intel, 24. we all ended up going to a hooters to eat after the show, then a club, the back to my buddies house. last thing i remember was taking shots of stoli blueberry at 4 am, then we both woke up naked on the floor in a bedroom about an hour ago, just got home

there are times it gets lonely, but just for the occasional opportunity to do the above without any guilt is worth it.

THAT's fun, but you don't even remember if you hit it.... i don't see where's the fun if you have no memories...

Ssv · 05-05-2007, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by knewon

THAT's fun, but you don't even remember if you hit it.... i don't see where's the fun if you have no memories...

blah blah blah, what's important here is that he had fun, sex or without!

carol.prime · 05-05-2007, 10:53 AM

you dont want a commitment rather...

Tom_PM · 05-05-2007, 10:55 AM

A commitment to being single is more the theme of the story I thought.

baddog · 05-05-2007, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by webmasterchecks

last thing i remember was taking shots of stoli blueberry at 4 am, then we both woke up naked on the floor in a bedroom about an hour ago, just got home

That sucks, should cut down on the alcohol intake

It took seven months of urgin'
Just to get that local virgin
With the sweet face
Up to my place
To fool around a bit.
Next day she woke up rosy,
And she snuggled up so cozy.
When she asked me how I liked it,
Lord it hurts me to admit,
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned and it rolled right by.
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned... oh me... oh my.
I'm makin' no excuses

RevSand · 05-05-2007, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by knewon

THAT's fun, but you don't even remember if you hit it.... i don't see where's the fun if you have no memories...

I agree with ya... Ya know you had fun BUT if you do not remember getting down and dirty then I feel like I missed something...

Humpy Leftnut · 05-05-2007, 12:42 PM

Wait until you find out she's pregnant... :D

RRRED · 05-05-2007, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Humpy Leftnut

Wait until you find out she's pregnant... :D

Haha I was just going to say that

Pumba · 05-05-2007, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Humpy Leftnut

Wait until you find out she's pregnant... :D

Hehehe. The and of singlness?

Murderous · 05-05-2007, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumba

Hehehe. The and of singlness?

I that that said...

"Hehehe. That or the shingles?"

Fap · 05-05-2007, 01:05 PM

Where the part where you say "and then i woke up and it was all a dream i was on GFY all night who am i kidding"

scottybuzz · 05-05-2007, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by banthis

Where the part where you say "and then i woke up and it was all a dream i was on GFY all night who am i kidding"

webmasterchecks · 05-06-2007, 02:03 PM

fuck, i txted her and she did not respond, been an hour and 15 min

aint that a bitch, easy come easy go

GrouchyAdmin · 05-06-2007, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by webmasterchecks

aint that a bitch, easy come easy go

Easy go, at least.

JP513 · 05-06-2007, 03:36 PM

too bad u cant remember fucking her.

that would have been nicer.

but . . . this is why I am still single too!!

05-05-2007, 09:55 AM	#1
webmasterchecks Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Phoenix Posts: 1,685	why im single last night i went out to see a friends band. there was a group of 3 girls there and i knew one of them, i really hit it off with one of the other blondes. dude, she was about 5'7" norwegian blond, great body with an allover tan, software developer at intel, 24. we all ended up going to a hooters to eat after the show, then a club, the back to my buddies house. last thing i remember was taking shots of stoli blueberry at 4 am, then we both woke up naked on the floor in a bedroom about an hour ago, just got home there are times it gets lonely, but just for the occasional opportunity to do the above without any guilt is worth it. __________________ Webmasterchecks Affiliate Payments - fully compatible with nats/mpa3

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05-06-2007, 02:03 PM	#15
webmasterchecks Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Phoenix Posts: 1,685	fuck, i txted her and she did not respond, been an hour and 15 min aint that a bitch, easy come easy go __________________ Webmasterchecks Affiliate Payments - fully compatible with nats/mpa3

05-06-2007, 03:36 PM	#17
JP513 Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: The Republic of Barebackistan Posts: 1,914	too bad u cant remember fucking her. that would have been nicer. but . . . this is why I am still single too!!