Bush Admits to Masturbating - GoFuckYourself.com

montrealpornking · 04-28-2007, 05:37 PM

In an unusually candid interview this afternoon President George W Bush, an outspoken opponent of pornography, admits that he masturbated once when he was younger.

"I tried it once when I was at Yale", Bush told a reporter. "It's not something I am proud of, I didn't ejaculate, I didn't enjoy it and I would never do it again".

Bush insists that he didn't use porn during his masturbatory misadventure. "It started", Bush said, "when I caught a glimpse up Rebbecca Johnson's skirt. I could clearly see the crotch of her panties and this stimulated me. It was simply a youthful experimentation. I do understand that some young people do it regularly and this disturbs me. The Bible clearly states that we shouldn't be spilling our seed and that to do so is an offense against the almighty".

FULL STORY CAN BE READ HERE http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.c...dline=s2i14198

Meeper · 04-28-2007, 05:38 PM

haha thats awesome

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 04-28-2007, 05:41 PM

I also masturbated - just once.

I felt so dirty...

I got a blowjob once too - the girl smoked, but she didn't inhale...

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WWC · 04-28-2007, 05:41 PM

i bet you he is a member of an adult site...

directfiesta · 04-28-2007, 05:41 PM

Presidents of the USA are amazing ...

- One smoked pot, but didn't inhale

- The other masturbated but didn't ejaculate...

What the fuck is wrong with you people ....

mailman · 04-28-2007, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directfiesta

Presidents of the USA are amazing ...

- One smoked pot, but didn't inhale

- The other masturbated but didn't ejaculate...

What the fuck is wrong with you people ....

but they seem to have one thing in common... lies

JFK · 04-28-2007, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by EvilAngelNick

haha thats awesome

OR ... SAD...... "yeah, I smoked, but I didnt enhale", YEAH, I jerked off but I didnt come...see the similarities??

JFK · 04-28-2007, 05:49 PM

FUCk it took so long for the post to load from Amst...I am glad everyone can see tru the bullshit

nba4life2k · 04-28-2007, 05:52 PM

Im gona have to call this bullshit.

JFK · 04-28-2007, 05:54 PM

:0)........

Azoy? · 04-28-2007, 05:59 PM

which would you rather have in the white house though ?

i frankly would prefer the guy who didn't inhale

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 04-28-2007, 06:14 PM

So how many of you have jerked it to the Bush twins?

Laura?

Barbara?

Barney?

Dubya?

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LiveDose · 04-28-2007, 06:47 PM

Who is Rebbecca Johnson and how do I meet her?

Spunky · 04-28-2007, 06:54 PM

Everybody beats off,if they deny it ,they are liars

born4porn · 04-28-2007, 06:55 PM

GWB thinks he is God like!

DaddyHalbucks · 04-28-2007, 07:01 PM

I am glad he is getting some relief. Perhaps it is preventing another war.

J/ K.

;)

J. Falcon · 04-28-2007, 07:15 PM

who can blame him?

Fap · 04-28-2007, 07:42 PM

I love the christian nation we live in.

Fap · 04-28-2007, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Azoy?

No they didnt...

nikooo · 04-28-2007, 11:01 PM

lies......lies.......he must be out of space ..if he masturbate once in a life

Fizzgig · 04-29-2007, 03:02 AM

That's rich

Violetta · 04-29-2007, 03:45 AM

Another bush lie! What a fucking fool.

Big John · 04-29-2007, 04:47 AM

How many in this thread completely failed to see where the story came from? Do so many GFYers really believe absolutely everything that's posted here?

Mildly amusing but scary that so many believe it

seeandsee · 04-29-2007, 05:00 AM

It's crazy and could be real with BUSH!

BusterBunny · 04-29-2007, 05:06 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Dubya?

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i'd hit saddams corpse

Azoy? · 04-29-2007, 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee

It's crazy and could be real with BUSH!

By now everyone should know that anything is possible with that Idiot also known as Geroge Bush or "can i suck your cock ?" to condoleeza rice

Bryan G · 04-29-2007, 09:24 AM

What a fucking retard

Phoenix · 04-29-2007, 09:32 AM

soon the evangelicals will have people in all levels of power...they will brig about the apocolypse and we wont need to worry about masturbation anymore.

LadyMischief · 04-29-2007, 09:33 AM

Cocaine is ok but masturbation is dirty.

Linkster · 04-29-2007, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big John

How many in this thread completely failed to see where the story came from? Do so many GFYers really believe absolutely everything that's posted here?

Mildly amusing but scary that so many believe it

Unfortunately that shows the mentality of most that post here - they read a story on a site called the SPOOF and cant figure it out

And they should know better since its well known that Bush is gay anyway - always has been - what with the call boys he used to have over at the White House when his dad was Prez

tony286 · 04-29-2007, 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big John

How many in this thread completely failed to see where the story came from? Do so many GFYers really believe absolutely everything that's posted here?

Mildly amusing but scary that so many believe it

I know its a satire site lol

sumphatpimp · 04-29-2007, 10:21 AM

the entire planet knows he is a stupid jerk off.
he didn't have to tell us.

Azoy? · 05-02-2007, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sumphatpimp

the entire planet knows he is a stupid jerk off.
he didn't have to tell us.

no but it was fun to say it anyway and see how many agree with me

Vick! · 05-02-2007, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mailman

but they seem to have one thing in common... lies

Hell House Vic · 05-02-2007, 04:00 PM

fake story

swap clinton and pot.

oh yez alll knew that already. owell who reads replies? ;)

Hell House Vic · 05-02-2007, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

So how many of you have jerked it to the Bush twins?

the one on the left has potential for a romp

ayne468 · 05-02-2007, 04:31 PM

I like that guy less and less every day....what a dickhead!

Hollywood Horwitz · 05-02-2007, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directfiesta

Presidents of the USA are amazing ...

- One smoked pot, but didn't inhale

- The other masturbated but didn't ejaculate...

What the fuck is wrong with you people ....

HAHAHA got to love America!

2012 · 05-02-2007, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

that neck does it for me every time

sniperwolf · 05-02-2007, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

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fuckin faggot!!

..very nice photochop there eh...

V_RocKs · 05-02-2007, 06:59 PM

I stroked Bush off once... He didn't ejaculate so we aren't gay.

At least that is how he is spinning it.

Webby · 05-02-2007, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sumphatpimp

the entire planet knows he is a stupid jerk off.
he didn't have to tell us.

Was just thinking that

Everyone knows he's a wanker - there is nothing to "admit"

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