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Bush Admits to Masturbating
In an unusually candid interview this afternoon President George W Bush, an outspoken opponent of pornography, admits that he masturbated once when he was younger.
"I tried it once when I was at Yale", Bush told a reporter. "It's not something I am proud of, I didn't ejaculate, I didn't enjoy it and I would never do it again". Bush insists that he didn't use porn during his masturbatory misadventure. "It started", Bush said, "when I caught a glimpse up Rebbecca Johnson's skirt. I could clearly see the crotch of her panties and this stimulated me. It was simply a youthful experimentation. I do understand that some young people do it regularly and this disturbs me. The Bible clearly states that we shouldn't be spilling our seed and that to do so is an offense against the almighty". FULL STORY CAN BE READ HERE http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.c...dline=s2i14198 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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haha thats awesome
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I also masturbated - just once.
I felt so dirty... ![]() I got a blowjob once too - the girl smoked, but she didn't inhale... ADG Webmaster |
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i bet you he is a member of an adult site...
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Presidents of the USA are amazing ...
- One smoked pot, but didn't inhale - The other masturbated but didn't ejaculate... What the fuck is wrong with you people .... ![]() ![]() ![]()
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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OR ... SAD...... "yeah, I smoked, but I didnt enhale", YEAH, I jerked off but I didnt come...see the similarities??
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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FUCk it took so long for the post to load from Amst...I am glad everyone can see tru the bullshit
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Im gona have to call this bullshit.
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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:0)........
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which would you rather have in the white house though ?
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So how many of you have jerked it to the Bush twins?
![]() Laura? ![]() Barbara? ![]() Barney? ![]() Dubya? ![]() ADG Webmaster |
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Show Yer Tits!
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Who is Rebbecca Johnson and how do I meet her?
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I need a beer
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Everybody beats off,if they deny it ,they are liars
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FUKM ALL!
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GWB thinks he is God like!
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A freakin' legend!
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I am glad he is getting some relief. Perhaps it is preventing another war.
J/ K. ;)
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who can blame him?
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Just Du It
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I love the christian nation we live in.
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Just Du It
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lies......lies.......he must be out of space ..if he masturbate once in a life
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That's rich
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Another bush lie! What a fucking fool.
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How many in this thread completely failed to see where the story came from? Do so many GFYers really believe absolutely everything that's posted here?
Mildly amusing but scary that so many believe it ![]()
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By now everyone should know that anything is possible with that Idiot also known as Geroge Bush or "can i suck your cock ?" to condoleeza rice
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What a fucking retard
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BACON BACON BACON
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soon the evangelicals will have people in all levels of power...they will brig about the apocolypse and we wont need to worry about masturbation anymore.
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Cocaine is ok but masturbation is dirty.
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And they should know better since its well known that Bush is gay anyway - always has been - what with the call boys he used to have over at the White House when his dad was Prez |
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the entire planet knows he is a stupid jerk off.
he didn't have to tell us. |
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fake story
swap clinton and pot. oh yez alll knew that already. owell who reads replies? ;) |
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the one on the left has potential for a romp
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I like that guy less and less every day....what a dickhead!
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HAHAHA got to love America!
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So Fucking What
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fuckin faggot!!
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Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
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I stroked Bush off once... He didn't ejaculate so we aren't gay.
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