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Old 04-28-2007, 05:37 PM   #1
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Bush Admits to Masturbating

In an unusually candid interview this afternoon President George W Bush, an outspoken opponent of pornography, admits that he masturbated once when he was younger.

"I tried it once when I was at Yale", Bush told a reporter. "It's not something I am proud of, I didn't ejaculate, I didn't enjoy it and I would never do it again".

Bush insists that he didn't use porn during his masturbatory misadventure. "It started", Bush said, "when I caught a glimpse up Rebbecca Johnson's skirt. I could clearly see the crotch of her panties and this stimulated me. It was simply a youthful experimentation. I do understand that some young people do it regularly and this disturbs me. The Bible clearly states that we shouldn't be spilling our seed and that to do so is an offense against the almighty".

FULL STORY CAN BE READ HERE http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.c...dline=s2i14198

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Old 04-28-2007, 05:38 PM   #2
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Old 04-28-2007, 05:41 PM   #3
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I also masturbated - just once.

I felt so dirty...

I got a blowjob once too - the girl smoked, but she didn't inhale...

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Old 04-28-2007, 05:41 PM   #4
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Old 04-28-2007, 05:41 PM   #5
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Presidents of the USA are amazing ...

- One smoked pot, but didn't inhale

- The other masturbated but didn't ejaculate...

What the fuck is wrong with you people ....
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Old 04-28-2007, 05:43 PM   #6
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Presidents of the USA are amazing ...

- One smoked pot, but didn't inhale

- The other masturbated but didn't ejaculate...

What the fuck is wrong with you people ....
but they seem to have one thing in common... lies
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Old 04-28-2007, 05:47 PM   #7
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haha thats awesome
OR ... SAD...... "yeah, I smoked, but I didnt enhale", YEAH, I jerked off but I didnt come...see the similarities??
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Old 04-28-2007, 05:49 PM   #8
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FUCk it took so long for the post to load from Amst...I am glad everyone can see tru the bullshit
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Old 04-28-2007, 05:52 PM   #9
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Im gona have to call this bullshit.
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Old 04-28-2007, 05:59 PM   #11
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which would you rather have in the white house though ?





i frankly would prefer the guy who didn't inhale

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Old 04-28-2007, 06:14 PM   #12
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So how many of you have jerked it to the Bush twins?



Laura?



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Old 04-28-2007, 07:15 PM   #17
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Old 04-28-2007, 07:42 PM   #18
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Old 04-28-2007, 11:01 PM   #20
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lies......lies.......he must be out of space ..if he masturbate once in a life
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How many in this thread completely failed to see where the story came from? Do so many GFYers really believe absolutely everything that's posted here?

Mildly amusing but scary that so many believe it
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By now everyone should know that anything is possible with that Idiot also known as Geroge Bush or "can i suck your cock ?" to condoleeza rice

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How many in this thread completely failed to see where the story came from? Do so many GFYers really believe absolutely everything that's posted here?

Mildly amusing but scary that so many believe it
Unfortunately that shows the mentality of most that post here - they read a story on a site called the SPOOF and cant figure it out

And they should know better since its well known that Bush is gay anyway - always has been - what with the call boys he used to have over at the White House when his dad was Prez
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How many in this thread completely failed to see where the story came from? Do so many GFYers really believe absolutely everything that's posted here?

Mildly amusing but scary that so many believe it
I know its a satire site lol
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the entire planet knows he is a stupid jerk off.
he didn't have to tell us.
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the entire planet knows he is a stupid jerk off.
he didn't have to tell us.
no but it was fun to say it anyway and see how many agree with me
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fake story

swap clinton and pot.

oh yez alll knew that already. owell who reads replies? ;)
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So how many of you have jerked it to the Bush twins?

the one on the left has potential for a romp
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I like that guy less and less every day....what a dickhead!

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What the fuck is wrong with you people ....
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Was just thinking that

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