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The Adult Broker · 04-30-2007, 12:00 PM

Having an early morning call time on a Saturday and braving 90 degree heat, the Adult Webmaster Paintball Wars this past weekend resulted in a successful (but sore) good time! We had some major competition as many other players on the field were serious commando and rambo out to kill players. In full gear, full ammo packs strapped to them, high powered guns-yea - that was interesting.

And then here comes the Adult Webmasters. About 13 of us. Half sleep. LOL j/k.

The early troops-

We had a great crowd show up. only a few dropped off the list-they know who they are. ;) The ones with the 'balls' to play (mine were green) were these peeps:

Sean-New Sensations with JMK Hustler and Tucker-Falcon

Moe H-gigacash - Xbiz

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John - Evil Angel - in group pic

Nick - Evil Angel, Chris, Evil Angel and Derek from Hustler

Mike Gall - CECash - no pic, that's what happens when u get there late. lol

D - Hush Money

Oystein - MPA3-in center

Jean Marie in custom gear and gun

and...

Michael M - Sexentertain/FullOnVideo -in this pic somewhere

Somebody gets hit and surrenders

RJ - Sexentertain gets nailed

Me and Derek from Hustler both get hit

heading into combat

Game on-

In motion

And Yours truly

- in capture the flag, I was nominated to run for the flag and grab it which translates into 'be the target and run for your life' before you get blasted with paint. So I grabbed it, had to run for my life, crawl on the ground over rocks and gravel and panic behind bamboo shoots. Tucker is next to me, on guard- until we got Ambushed from the back and killed off! But I held on to the flag as long as I could-I got hit with 10 rounds of fire.

I heard nobody won that game and got the flag to the enemy's camp. it timed out. But for all that friggin work, the bruises to prove it, the great teamwork and us being the team to have the flag--I say we won! so there.

Moving on to the next game:

Oh and I only got 2 timeouts by the ref's. But that's another story

LOL, good times guys!

RP Fade · 04-30-2007, 12:04 PM

that's awesome..i gotta come to the next one for sure

Blazing · 04-30-2007, 12:10 PM

damn.. sorry we missed this one.. hopefully next time we can make it.. look like a ton of fun...

Rand · 04-30-2007, 12:11 PM

Haha!

JMK and SexEntertain-Mike were trying to convince me to go to this.

I've never been but it does look like a blast.

Gotta hand it to ya Lori. You do know how to have fun.

BoobleBob · 04-30-2007, 12:12 PM

You make a nice target in camo! Which gave me an idea... but, unfortunately, Camogirls.com and Paintballgirls.com are both taken

DirtyDanza · 04-30-2007, 12:27 PM

whens the next one I am comming for sure.. and I will supply the piant.....

C H R I S · 04-30-2007, 12:37 PM

Lori

Great storytelling - I almost felt like I was there....

-Sorry I missed this on - I'll defintitly come next time - I heard it was hot as hell though.....

SiMpLe · 04-30-2007, 12:37 PM

Awesome snaps Lori! Mid combat even! lol

jmk · 04-30-2007, 12:41 PM

haha this image rocks!

I love it that you took the time to take a pic while playing capture the flag

Your bodyguards right to your side heh

aimeesweet · 04-30-2007, 12:43 PM

What a sexy group of commandos! I'm glad you all had a great time!!!

xoxo

Angelo22 · 04-30-2007, 12:43 PM

Looks like you had some serious fun!

MikeHawk · 04-30-2007, 12:46 PM

D_Unit · 04-30-2007, 12:46 PM

Operation Lori Z = SUCCESS!!! Man what a great time - I'm still sore, but at least I lost a few pounds sweating it out on the field

Lori, aren't you still sitting in time-out as we speak?

Moe · 04-30-2007, 12:52 PM

I had an awesome time!!!! Thanks Lori!!!!!

Love the Pics!!!!!!

Jimmy Rock · 04-30-2007, 12:56 PM

I knew I should have gone..look lik eit was a blast

OY · 04-30-2007, 12:58 PM

Great pics and storyline Lori! Good times!

Man, no wonder I get pegged so damn fast every time - I am too big.

Chris · 04-30-2007, 12:59 PM

looks like you guys had a blast

Vegas Ken · 04-30-2007, 01:01 PM

looks like everyone had a blast!!!!!!!

g$$$ · 04-30-2007, 01:02 PM

nice pics....i definitely want in on the next one...

tranza · 04-30-2007, 01:03 PM

Looks like fun!!

chri$tian · 04-30-2007, 01:04 PM

Sorry i missed it... 9am just got to be way to early for me... hehe

C

jmk · 04-30-2007, 01:15 PM

Grrrreat pics btw Lori!

The Adult Broker · 04-30-2007, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D_Unit

Operation Lori Z = SUCCESS!!! Man what a great time - I'm still sore, but at least I lost a few pounds sweating it out on the field

Lori, aren't you still sitting in time-out as we speak?

Heh, yea I was in a timeout the rest of the weekend, poolside-my legs were so sore-still are, and I found a huge bruise from the rambo machine gun orange ball ass. He is the one who get me a time out to begin with LOL.

To recap:

these companies represented on the field:

EvilAngelCash, MPA3, Hustler, SexEntertain, Full On Video, Falcon, New Sensations, CECash, XBiz, Hush Money and hmmm, oh me

Just Mike · 04-30-2007, 01:41 PM

i got there late but it was still fun.

hot as a MOFO but that place was really close and very cool to play.

Cant wait till the next time. Way to go Lori...you brought a great event back

rjDynamic · 04-30-2007, 01:48 PM

what a blast, but hot as shit out there...

MikeG · 04-30-2007, 01:49 PM

I go there late too, and missed getting in the pics.
I had a great time, even thought i think i sweat off 5lbs that day in the blazing heat.

I'm definetly in for the next time.
But please!!!
let's make this a winter or fall thing

seeric · 04-30-2007, 01:56 PM

played paintball once. never again. a point blank shot is like a bruise the size of a softball

pornguy · 04-30-2007, 01:57 PM

That is fun, untill you get the guys that are really there to hurt people.

The Adult Broker · 04-30-2007, 01:59 PM

a few more:

Moe · 04-30-2007, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Adult Broker

a few more:

I should have made a "Team Lori" shirt

Lori really took one for the team when she hustled to get our flag

LeslieSharp · 04-30-2007, 02:14 PM

Hi All,

Looks like I missed out on a great time!!!

I had to work on Saturday until 1AM, sniff sniff!

xoxo
Leslie

SkeetSkeet · 04-30-2007, 02:17 PM

would have been there if i was west coast

Meeper · 04-30-2007, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Derek got owned. haha

yea and Lori rocked the field, shes unstoppable! :D LETS GO AGAIN!

sicone · 04-30-2007, 02:37 PM

looks like a good time.... if only I was in So Cal

D_Unit · 04-30-2007, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EvilAngelNick

Derek got owned. haha

yea and Lori rocked the field, shes unstoppable! :D LETS GO AGAIN!

hahaha, fuck you I got owned. Good thing I was wearing my cup when you kicked me in the groin - you bastard.

The Adult Broker · 04-30-2007, 02:57 PM

You guys were so fun to hang with. You had me laughing all day long.

I think they put something in the Evil Angel drinking water to induce comedic antics.

From the taped 'target' on Nick's shirt, to Chris wanting to paint blast the Range Rover car in the parking lot, it made for quite a day of comedy (and error)

Rochard · 04-30-2007, 03:35 PM

Please tell me they played nice with you Lori!

AGP Albert · 04-30-2007, 04:09 PM

sniperwolf · 04-30-2007, 05:52 PM

hey, those were really great pics..seems you guys had a blast eh..

tony286 · 04-30-2007, 05:54 PM

does it hurt when you get hit ?

The Adult Broker · 04-30-2007, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404

does it hurt when you get hit ?

ummmm, well here is a pic of where I got hit one of the times.

hurt? a bit. but what's a little pain?

chaze · 04-30-2007, 06:52 PM

man so mad I couldn't go, must of been fun.

jmk · 04-30-2007, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Adult Broker

ummmm, well here is a pic of where I got hit one of the times.

hurt? a bit. but what's a little pain?

Lori's no pussy that's for sure!

AK · 05-01-2007, 12:06 AM

i spent quality time with my son!
JMK... plese let me know about next time.
Thanks.

jmk · 05-01-2007, 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AK

...
JMK... plese let me know about next time.
Thanks.
...

Sure thing

axelcat · 05-01-2007, 09:26 AM

looks like fun

The Adult Broker · 05-01-2007, 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmk

Lori's no pussy that's for sure!

LOL, ahhhh, so many things I could reply to this comment

CaptainWolfy · 05-01-2007, 09:34 AM

look like you all had great time!

Meeper · 05-01-2007, 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Adult Broker

You guys were so fun to hang with. You had me laughing all day long.

I think they put something in the Evil Angel drinking water to induce comedic antics.

From the taped 'target' on Nick's shirt, to Chris wanting to paint blast the Range Rover car in the parking lot, it made for quite a day of comedy (and error)

haha that was probably the best target made, EVER! :D

Oh and just for future reference, thats how we always are!!

jmk · 05-01-2007, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Adult Broker

LOL, ahhhh, so many things I could reply to this comment

Hehehhehe 'nuff said

04-30-2007, 12:00 PM	#1
The Adult Broker Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The World Posts: 5,265	Some webmasters had the balls to play paintball-THE WAR PICS Having an early morning call time on a Saturday and braving 90 degree heat, the Adult Webmaster Paintball Wars this past weekend resulted in a successful (but sore) good time! We had some major competition as many other players on the field were serious commando and rambo out to kill players. In full gear, full ammo packs strapped to them, high powered guns-yea - that was interesting. And then here comes the Adult Webmasters. About 13 of us. Half sleep. LOL j/k. The early troops- We had a great crowd show up. only a few dropped off the list-they know who they are. ;) The ones with the 'balls' to play (mine were green) were these peeps: Sean-New Sensations with JMK Hustler and Tucker-Falcon Moe H-gigacash - Xbiz / John - Evil Angel - in group pic Nick - Evil Angel, Chris, Evil Angel and Derek from Hustler Mike Gall - CECash - no pic, that's what happens when u get there late. lol D - Hush Money Oystein - MPA3-in center Jean Marie in custom gear and gun and... Michael M - Sexentertain/FullOnVideo -in this pic somewhere Somebody gets hit and surrenders RJ - Sexentertain gets nailed Me and Derek from Hustler both get hit heading into combat Game on- In motion And Yours truly - in capture the flag, I was nominated to run for the flag and grab it which translates into 'be the target and run for your life' before you get blasted with paint. So I grabbed it, had to run for my life, crawl on the ground over rocks and gravel and panic behind bamboo shoots. Tucker is next to me, on guard- until we got Ambushed from the back and killed off! But I held on to the flag as long as I could-I got hit with 10 rounds of fire. I heard nobody won that game and got the flag to the enemy's camp. it timed out. But for all that friggin work, the bruises to prove it, the great teamwork and us being the team to have the flag--I say we won! so there. Moving on to the next game: Oh and I only got 2 timeouts by the ref's. But that's another story LOL, good times guys! __________________ Gamma Entertainment \| \| Camz \| Fleshbot\| TheMobileBroker AdultShowsOnly Lori Z., The Adult Broker \| theadultbroker.com \| [email protected] \| The Mobile Broker \| themobilebroker.com \| [email protected] \|-Adult's ONE stop MOBILE shop ICQ: 289567792 Last edited by The Adult Broker; 04-30-2007 at 12:02 PM..

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