Joke Db For Sale

[rml1608]

I have it currently both is WP VERSION and SoftBiz something Script (do a search you should be able to find it) which is about $25-$30 to buy but they are real bitches about using it ONLY on the one domain you registered so be prepared, it will npt work on any domains but the one you license it for - part of the reason I'm moving away from it, I like to stream my jokes across multiple sites I own so I want a script where I can run it on ultiple domains ....

Anyways I "WILL" also eventually have it in the format of a much better script that allows importation of arcard games, videos, jokes, you name it, if you buy this now I suggest going with the WP version it will be free and get you indexed more quickly by google. As soon as I have the other version up and running I will send you a link for $30 you could upgrade to the script probably including the DB conversion - you might lose some data like joke votes etc depending on how complex the DB conversion is, but I would just run it clean with the WP version .. worry about getting indexed THEN all the cool features come soon once I get that script up for myself ;)

Enough of that ... the DB alone ..

6,156 total for WP_FAJ - so there are 6,156 joke posts in WP (some have been imported or suggested by readers on the MAIN SITE since I did the WP conversion and not converted)

In the DB for the soft biz joke script it shows

"Showing rows 0 - 29 (7,615 total, Query took 0.0039 sec)"

So 7,615 jokes there

I will sell this DB For $79.99 as is, whichever version you want .... if you want it imported, script installed, all that good stuff let me know and we'll figure out a reasonable price. Installation could be done within 2 hours if you contact me today by say.. 1:30 PM CST

After that it will be hit and miss but neer more than 12 hours. Also the first two or three people who buy this will get a copy of the DB I am buying with this money as well that is supposedly 10,000 more jokes but I'm not sure how many are "actually" new jokes. Hoping for at least 6,000 or so meaning when it is all said and done you would get <u>13,500 jokes for $79.99</u>

Last but not least - this isnt a promise or a guarantee but if I can FIND them on my hard drive a while back I bough some funny videos for about $50 as well, I *think* I have 100 or so .. Mostly funny commercials stuff like that - if I find them - which I am looking for them for my site - just have 600 gigs of stuff to look through lol.

If my contact info isn't updated in my sig just use ICQ for now, 253483920

[rml1608]

BTW, 100&#37; Free - Whether you buy the DB or not - Copy of this script

http://www.ryanlanane.com/test/

You need FFMPEG on your server, contact your host and MAKE SURE YOU HAVE IT. I might just include a download link if it gets to crazy .. For now, contact me, you pretty much have to be on a dedicated box to be running it is what it comes down to, and FFMPEG (it's something like that) isn't standard. It won't work on my account since I have Reseller hosting hehe

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