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Joe Sixpack · 08-23-2002, 02:40 AM

Get your suicide bag today!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/2205081.stm

Brown Bear · 08-23-2002, 02:48 AM

Wouldn't it be easier to just get eatin by a croc?

Joe Sixpack · 08-23-2002, 02:52 AM

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Originally posted by Brown Bear
Wouldn't it be easier to just get eatin by a croc?

Of course, but the suicide bag is far more fashionable. All the cool people are using them.

I'm going to air-mail a few to Pathfinder, Jammyjenkins and Evil1.

HomeGrown · 08-23-2002, 04:47 AM

That's just retarded and insane. Off to hell they go...

bhutocracy · 08-23-2002, 05:08 AM

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Originally posted by HomeGrown
That's just retarded and insane. Off to hell they go...

whats wrong with it? if someone terminally ill is tired of the pain and can't afford expensive barbituates what the hell do i care if they use a humane and free way to go?

Pathfinder · 08-23-2002, 09:39 AM

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Originally posted by Joe Sixpack

Of course, but the suicide bag is far more fashionable. All the cool people are using them.

I'm going to air-mail a few to Pathfinder, Jammyjenkins and Evil1.

FUS, I have a better solution than a bag. I have an Army .45 that is dual function; suicide and homicide.

ControlThy · 08-23-2002, 10:17 AM

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Originally posted by Pathfinder

FUS, I have a better solution than a bag. I have an Army .45 that is dual function; suicide and homicide.

Your way is the messy way, imagine one of your family members finding you with your eyes stuck on the wall?

kmanrox · 08-23-2002, 10:18 AM

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Originally posted by Pathfinder

FUS, I have a better solution than a bag. I have an Army .45 that is dual function; suicide and homicide.

ya, but Army gays don't know how to use weapons, you'd probably shoot your foot.

Pathfinder · 08-23-2002, 10:25 AM

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Originally posted by kmanrox

ya, but Army gays don't know how to use weapons, you'd probably shoot your foot.

FUDWM, being in charge of the Head for four years, did you even recieve any weapons training outside of Boot Camp?

hershie · 08-23-2002, 10:28 AM

they should call it the Khavorkian Bag.

Cheshire · 08-23-2002, 11:16 AM

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Originally posted by kmanrox
ya, but Army gays don't know how to use weapons, you'd probably shoot your foot.

BUAHAHAHAHA!!!

Pathfinder · 08-23-2002, 11:21 AM

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Originally posted by Cheshire

BUAHAHAHAHA!!!

As I said before...bimbo's are easily amused, and find FUDWGM's especially amusing.

Most bimbo's hero's are not someone that was in charge of the Head for four years and never made E-4, so there is something new here.

TaDoW · 08-23-2002, 11:25 AM

what ever happened to a good old fashion smith and wesson to the face?

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Pathfinder · 08-23-2002, 01:02 PM

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Originally posted by TaDoW
what ever happened to a good old fashion smith and wesson to the face?

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Shock some people. Post the link.

tommygunner · 08-23-2002, 01:46 PM

Will the bags come in different colors?

ha, ha

kmanrox · 08-23-2002, 01:51 PM

ARMY = Ain't Ready For Marines Yet

haha

all you have to do is say you were weak and afraid to join the most feared fighting force in the world, son.

boldy · 08-23-2002, 01:54 PM

Send me some, i want to test them on some peeps ..

Pathfinder · 08-23-2002, 02:06 PM

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Originally posted by kmanrox
ARMY = Ain't Ready For Marines Yet

haha

all you have to do is say you were weak and afraid to join the most feared fighting force in the world, son.

FUDWGM. I served in some of the most feared fighting forces in the world in combat, and the Marines are not in their category.

I have told you before that only the Force Recon have comparative training to my training, and you were not man enough for them. My mistake, I forgot, you are not an actual man.

You do not get to see alot of combat in the Head.

No soup for you wanna be. Next!

Cheshire · 08-23-2002, 02:40 PM

Pathfinder's obviously severely shell shocked, as he sees his enemys *EVERYWHERE*

Pathfinder · 08-23-2002, 02:43 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
Pathfinder's obviously severely shell shocked, as he sees his enemys *EVERYWHERE*

Cheshire · 08-23-2002, 02:48 PM

Ouch, my foot!

Pathfinder · 08-23-2002, 02:52 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
Ouch, my foot!

Well...if you wouldn't have had your foot in your mouth...

Cheshire · 08-23-2002, 03:09 PM

Me? Never.... Maybe you're thinking of yourself?

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Originally posted by Pathfinder 6/06/02 12a.m.

kmanrox:

Hang in there Marine. My oldest son spent 3 years in the Army, then he went nuts and enlisted in the Marines. He had several different MOS's he could have chosen, but wanted to be a grunt. Five years later he had enough of that. He now has a degree, is working on his masters, and works at a college.

An aside: When he came home from bootcamp he looked like he just got out of Dachcau. I told him that if they would have kept him another two or three weeks they would have just sent a uniform home. He was was 5' 11" and weighed 175 lbs when he entered boot and came home weighing 135 lbs. The weight he maintained for the next five years was about 155 lbs. He now weighs about 190 lbs.

Fletch XXX · 08-23-2002, 03:12 PM

Voluntary?

Nice find.

kmanrox · 08-23-2002, 03:24 PM

look kid, you were in the army, and Army Ranger has the equivelant of a regular USMC Infrantryman.... Army and Marines do the same thing basically, so for someone to choose the army, meant they were scared to be a Marine... It's ok... If it werent for the Army, the Marines wouldnt have anyone to clean up the enemy's bodies..... Lots of ppl are scared, and being scared is OK.... (if you're a girl)

Pathfinder · 08-23-2002, 03:48 PM

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Originally posted by kmanrox
look kid, you were in the army, and Army Ranger has the equivelant of a regular USMC Infrantryman.... Army and Marines do the same thing basically, so for someone to choose the army, meant they were scared to be a Marine... It's ok... If it werent for the Army, the Marines wouldnt have anyone to clean up the enemy's bodies..... Lots of ppl are scared, and being scared is OK.... (if you're a girl)

FUDWGM. I know what Marines are. I have trained with the Marines, I have been on Float's with Marines. I know what Force Recon is. I have worked with Marine Force Recon and every other Special OP unit that exists (including the British, and the Aussies) during "Black OP" missions in Vietnam, many of which I was the CO. I know far more about the Marines than you do with your pathetic four years in the Head. I have fought side by side with the toughest MF's (from every branch that has Special OP units) that mankind can produce. Professionals, highly trained, highly motivated and deadly. Not some FUDWGM.

In addition my oldest son served in the Army and in the CORP. He was an instructor at SOI (if you even know what that is) in the CORP and he, at least, was man enough to try for Force Recon (failed the swimming phase as I recall).

So just walk on wanna be and play with the rest of the children.

No fucking soup for you. Next!

Cheshire · 08-23-2002, 03:51 PM

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Originally posted by Pathfinder
No fucking soup for you. Next!

So not only does he wish he were a Marine, but he wants to be a Nazi too?

Pathfinder · 08-23-2002, 03:53 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire

So not only does he wish he were a Marine, but he wants to be a Nazi too?

Please remove foot from mouth, before you speak.

Cheshire · 08-23-2002, 03:55 PM

It was made abundantly clear already that you're the one sucking toes here kid

Pathfinder · 08-23-2002, 04:00 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
It was made abundantly clear already that you're the one sucking toes here kid

By whom...a bimbo? Who accepts anything a bimbo thinks she has to say, bimbos are not articulate enough to make themselves clear about anything.

Cheshire · 08-23-2002, 04:02 PM

That's why it's also abundantly clear that I'm not a bimbo, soldier boy.

Pathfinder · 08-23-2002, 04:07 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
That's why it's also abundantly clear that I'm not a bimbo, soldier boy.

You and Anna Nicole could be sisters. Hmm...come to think of it....

Cheshire · 08-23-2002, 04:08 PM

Is Nicole your wife?

Pathfinder · 08-23-2002, 04:10 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
Is Nicole your wife?

My wife has two Masters and Anna Nicole probably never completed highschool like....?

Cheshire · 08-23-2002, 04:17 PM

...probably never completed high school like I did? You're right, I did complete high school ~ gold star for you little soldier boy

Pathfinder · 08-23-2002, 04:33 PM

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Posted By Cheshire

Me? Never.... Maybe you're thinking of yourself?

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Originally posted by Pathfinder 6/06/02 12a.m.

kmanrox:

Hang in there Marine. My oldest son spent 3 years in the Army, then he went nuts and enlisted in the Marines. He had several different MOS's he could have chosen, but wanted to be a grunt. Five years later he had enough of that. He now has a degree, is working on his masters, and works at a college.

An aside: When he came home from bootcamp he looked like he just got out of Dachcau. I told him that if they would have kept him another two or three weeks they would have just sent a uniform home. He was was 5' 11" and weighed 175 lbs when he entered boot and came home weighing 135 lbs. The weight he maintained for the next five years was about 155 lbs. He now weighs about 190 lbs.
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I don't know if you had a point to make with this, but if you did maybe you will take the time to explain the point.

Cheshire · 08-23-2002, 04:37 PM

You've made it obvious that your opinions go back and forth like your fists in the air when you're battling another imaginary 'charlie'
Your foot's in your mouth old man ~ best to think out your attack before you grab your pea-shooter and aluminum foil helmet

Pathfinder · 08-23-2002, 04:38 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
You've made it obvious that your opinions go back and forth like your fists in the air when you're battling another imaginary 'charlie'

What opinions are going back and forth? My opinions remain consistent. Point out any inconsistencies you think you have found.

Cheshire · 08-23-2002, 04:50 PM

I have better things to do than point out all your flaws for you

Pathfinder · 08-23-2002, 04:54 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
I have better things to do than point out all your flaws for you

Hmm...put foot in mouth again. Thats OK...I understand...it is SOP for bimbos.

Cheshire · 08-23-2002, 05:03 PM

Buahahaha! Geez you're a looser

Pathfinder · 08-23-2002, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
Buahahaha! Geez you're a looser

Well...even bimbos are entilted to think they have formed an articulate opinion, but no one really cares.

Ask your younger sister Anna Nicole, she can give you some adivice about the subject of opinions being ignored. You are almost as smart as she is, even though you are the one with the GED.

Cheshire · 08-23-2002, 05:25 PM

And this articulate opinion comes from an elderly retired wannabe soldier boy who prides himself on his barbaric fumblings of decades past, and now makes attempts at materializing images of characters which are compromised of words on a board where heavy business and lighthearted fun abound ~ yet partakes in neither...

Pathfinder · 08-23-2002, 05:39 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
And this articulate opinion comes from an elderly retired wannabe soldier boy who prides himself on his barbaric fumblings of decades past, and now makes attempts at materializing images of characters which are compromised of words on a board where heavy business and lighthearted fun abound ~ yet partakes in neither...

Nice attempt to articulate something intelligent...keep trying and someday you will succeed. "A" for effort anyhow.

In regards to "lighthearted fun" what do you think I am engaging in???

FYI I have been working since midnight last and all throughout the day. What I am doing is entering the Yellow Pages into a Community Directory that I am currently working on. It is boring so I take frequent breaks from it to engage in "lighthearted fun", but still yet I have accomplished alot since midnight last.

I am almost ready to

so you can go play with the rest of the children now.

Cheshire · 08-23-2002, 05:42 PM

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Originally posted by Pathfinder
I am almost ready to

...what, pass out from lack of oxygen? How's that rusty plate in your cranium holding up? They don't much use those lead models anymore, and it's apparent why

Joe Sixpack · 08-23-2002, 05:45 PM

Come on... I'll treat everyone to a suicide bag... in the colour of your choice!

Hey Pathfinder... what colour do you want?

Pathfinder · 08-23-2002, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joe Sixpack
Come on... I'll treat everyone to a suicide bag... in the colour of your choice!

Hey Pathfinder... what colour do you want?

Didn't read the thread huh FUS?

I have an Army .45 that is dual function; suicide and homicide.

Pathfinder · 08-24-2002, 11:42 AM

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Originally posted by Cheshire

...what, pass out from lack of oxygen? How's that rusty plate in your cranium holding up? They don't much use those lead models anymore, and it's apparent why

Actually it is stainless steel.

SykkBoy · 08-24-2002, 02:32 PM

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Originally posted by Pathfinder

My wife has two Masters and Anna Nicole probably never completed highschool like....?

ah, but who makes more money?

Pathfinder · 08-24-2002, 03:21 PM

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Originally posted by SykkBoy2

ah, but who makes more money?

Well...my wife is retired, and even with our investments, I would assume that Anna Nicole does, and if she ever collects on the money adjudicated to her, she does hands down.

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