400lb Gorilla Escapes Zoo, Injures Woman

[DOCTOR 30]

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php...show_article=1

I don't know how many of you ever studied primates but the
one thing you don't want is to be on the bad end of a gorilla
or chimpanzee attack.

A 100lb chimp is as strong as 5 grown men, so a 400 lb
gorilla is roughly 20 grown men when angered.

Lucky he didn't pull people apart. A gorilla and full grown chimp are one of the
few land animals that can break a bear or bull's neck.

[JamesK2]

wow Blijdorp that's a 10 min drive from here

[LoriAnderson]

thats crazy....

[King Adam]

Thats a big ape. I feel bad for that woman who got dragged around the zoo.

[DOCTOR 30]

Originally Posted by JamesK

wow Blijdorp that's a 10 min drive from here

Oh that's scary! One year a 100lb chimp escaped from a circus near my house. I was studying primates at the time. I tried to warn people how dangerous the things are. When the cops found out how strong they can be the orders were to take no chances.

[jayeff]

Through the bars of a large enclosure
The village ladies intently stared,
Where a gorilla with massive composure
Was impassively combing his hair.
They were shamelessly interested,
Eyeing devoutly a certain spot,
But my mother's especially requested
I refrain from telling you what.
Brother Gorilla!

The door of the circus lock-up,
Where the noble brute had been put,
By an administrational cock-up
Was unwisely left unshut
"I'm going to lose it at last," he cried,
Swinging lissomely out of his cage,
Referring, of course, to his chastity:
He was just at the difficult age
Brother Gorilla!

Those self-same ladies who previously
Had been licking their lips from afar
Did a bunk, which shows how devious
And whimsical women are.
In the path of the lovesick monkey
There were two who wouldn't budge:
A little old lady, all shrunken,
And a petty sessions judge.
Brother Gorilla!

The old girl said "It would be surprising
And unlikely in the extreme
If anyone found me appetising,
And beyond my wildest dreams!"
The judge intoned with tranquillity:
"To take me for a female ape
Would be the height of improbability".
Even judges make mistakes.
Brother Gorilla!

It would be curious and uncanny,
Say, if the choice were up to you
To ravish a judge or a granny
And you didn't know which to do.
If I were in such a position
And the choice had got to be mine,
I'd beg the old lady's permission
But go for grandma every time.
Brother Gorilla!

Though the gorilla is very proficient
In the role of a paramour
His mental equipment's deficient
And his eyesight's awfully poor.
With a Palaeolithic leer
He gave the old lady the miss
And, grabbing the judge by the ear,
Gave him an introductory kiss.
Brother Gorilla!

In time the gorilla's desires
Were more or less gratified.
The judge, being rather biased,
Couldn't see the funny side.
He was kicking and screaming and wailing
When his moment of truth had come,
Like those wretches he orders daily
To be taken away and hung.
Brother Gorilla!

Jake Thackray

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