A pub in my area just won the right to refuse entry to heterosexuals.... - GoFuckYourself.com

wyldworx · 05-27-2007, 01:09 PM

wtf??? I don't know how many jokes i could come up with for this one... i mean, the bouncers would be straddled in chaps and ridin gear with you up against the wall giving cavaty searches for id checks... geeeeeeez. c'mon, i know you guys are itchin to make some funny ones for this....

donkevlar · 05-27-2007, 01:10 PM

What, do you have to show your gay id at the door or kiss a man or something?

wyldworx · 05-27-2007, 01:10 PM

I will post the link, but this is fresh from the sparrows fart news.

JamesK2 · 05-27-2007, 01:15 PM

lol not that it matters much unless you want to hang out with fags

born4porn · 05-27-2007, 01:19 PM

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/sto...9-2862,00.html

EBORG9 · 05-27-2007, 01:26 PM

Scary. Most Gay Bars just make you feel uncomfortable...er..uh, so I hear.
Like being in a Chinese Restaurant that caters specifically to Chinese people.

They always give you the deep breath, *sigh* like you are supposed to be able to read the menu.

gideongallery · 05-27-2007, 01:28 PM

you realize this is a protectionary right don't you

a gay bar can have the problem or homophobic people showing up and then starting fights when they get hit on by gay men within the bar

by establish the right in advance any of these trouble makers who are showing up just so they can pick a fight can be LEGALLY asked to leave.

minniesoporno · 05-27-2007, 01:29 PM

LOL ... well I don't have to worry about the gay ID thing since I live in Gay town.

I can't wait til pride it's going to be soo much fun. my bf hates coming to visit me he keeps bugging me to move. but I just tell him to tell him your flater and that your not interested and you think you might have a vagina and they will leave him alone.

Sly · 05-27-2007, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by gideongallery

you realize this is a protectionary right don't you

a gay bar can have the problem or homophobic people showing up and then starting fights when they get hit on by gay men within the bar

by establish the right in advance any of these trouble makers who are showing up just so they can pick a fight can be LEGALLY asked to leave.

Um... I'm pretty sure bars can "legally" ask anyone to leave if they're starting a fight anyway.

Silly Guy · 05-27-2007, 01:44 PM

I was refused entry to a gay club in Nice, France once for not being gay ...

was just curious though

donkevlar · 05-27-2007, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Silly Guy

I was refused entry to a gay club in Nice, France once for not being gay ...

was just curious though

Yep you're definitely curious

Silly Guy · 05-27-2007, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by donkevlar

Yep you're definitely curious

hey some friends mentioned they had a good time there with loads of fine girls honestly

wyldworx · 05-27-2007, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by born4porn

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/sto...9-2862,00.html

THANKS 4 DA LINK.

Aussie Rebel · 05-27-2007, 05:47 PM

I bet if they banned all the poofs from straight pubs, they would be marching down flinders street protesting

gideongallery · 05-27-2007, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

Um... I'm pretty sure bars can "legally" ask anyone to leave if they're starting a fight anyway.

but they can't selectively eject the straight guy

CDSmith · 05-27-2007, 08:06 PM

GAYS ONLY.

You must be GAY to enter.

Bend over and prove your gayness or FUCK OFF.

The management.

wyldworx · 05-27-2007, 10:35 PM

nekrom · 05-27-2007, 10:40 PM

There seems to be "insert demographic only" clubs/pubs/whatnot all over the place these days.

-N

MetaMan · 05-27-2007, 10:42 PM

So that means you will still have no problem getting in?

The Other Steve · 05-27-2007, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Aussie Rebel

I bet if they banned all the poofs from straight pubs, they would be marching down flinders street protesting

Yeah but this is Queensland mate - with a pub on every second corner who cares

wyldworx · 05-27-2007, 11:55 PM

Quote:

So that means you will still have no problem getting in?

it is most lacking in intelect when one continues to be the concrete boots of pure raw talent. sad but true, kinda like an occupational hazard one learns to walk over in the street because the time is best spent sticking to the plan. Continue with your juvenile name calling, i have hope you will come up with a response that is worthy of posting in this thread... you are making my thread look bad with your tacky graffiti.

The Grudy · 05-28-2007, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wyldworx

it is most lacking in intelect when one continues to be the concrete boots of pure raw talent. sad but true, kinda like an occupational hazard one learns to walk over in the street because the time is best spent sticking to the plan. Continue with your juvenile name calling, i have hope you will come up with a response that is worthy of posting in this thread... you are making my thread look bad with your tacky graffiti.

You tell him he lacks intellect, yet you can't even spell the word.

Blow it out your ass dipshit.

FART

There's some graffitti for you.

CDSmith · 05-29-2007, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silly Guy

hey some friends mentioned they had a good time there with loads of fine girls honestly

You were on to something definitely. The hot chicks go to gay clubs because they can dance and have fun and not have to worry about drunk fuckheaded guys constantly hitting on them and slobbering all over them.

Bitches! :D

JP513 · 05-29-2007, 11:20 PM

never been to one.

soulbleed · 05-29-2007, 11:37 PM

wouldnt want to go anyway.

baddog · 05-29-2007, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gideongallery

you realize this is a protectionary right don't you

a gay bar can have the problem or homophobic people showing up and then starting fights when they get hit on by gay men within the bar

by establish the right in advance any of these trouble makers who are showing up just so they can pick a fight can be LEGALLY asked to leave.

So you are trying to justify this. What if that same bar refused entry to gays for their own protection?

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EBORG9 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Sin City Posts: 1,823	Scary. Most Gay Bars just make you feel uncomfortable...er..uh, so I hear. Like being in a Chinese Restaurant that caters specifically to Chinese people. They always give you the deep breath, sigh like you are supposed to be able to read the menu.

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minniesoporno Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Toronto Canada Posts: 1,150	LOL ... well I don't have to worry about the gay ID thing since I live in Gay town. I can't wait til pride it's going to be soo much fun. my bf hates coming to visit me he keeps bugging me to move. but I just tell him to tell him your flater and that your not interested and you think you might have a vagina and they will leave him alone.

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