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"PITCH" me an Adult Reality Scene - WIN 2 Cybernet Expo Passes + $100
ALMIGHTYCONTENT will award 2 Cybernet Expo Passes + $100 for the Most Creative ?Reality Scene Idea? posted in this thread. We are playing on the theme of FOX?s newest hit television show, ON THE LOT, which in which film making contestants produce short films to compete for a $1 Million development deal. The show is produced by Mark Burnett, Steven Spielberg and DreamWorks Television and airs next on Thursday, May 24 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. http://www.thelot.com/pressrelease/2...20070514.xhtml CONTEST DESCRIPTION Let?s K.I.S.S. this contest, Keep It Super Simple! All we need from you for consideration in judging your ?Pitch? is three things. One ? CHARACTERS Two ? SETTING Three ? ACTION Make your pitch as short as three sentences or as long as three paragraphs but keep it to a quick read. PITCH EXAMPLE CHARACTERS - Ex-college football star Steve, his big busted blonde trophy wife Michelle and the smoking hot red-headed stranger Nicole. SETTING ? Steve & Michelle are seated at a nice upscale restaurant. Nicole is sitting at the bar. ACTION - When Steve leaves the table to use the restroom he exchanges glances with Nicole sitting at the bar. Steve enters the bathroom and a minute later Nicole walks through the door as Steve is washing his hands. Without a word Nicole walks towards Steve and leans over the sink then raises the back of her skirt to reveal? You get the idea? Remember Keep It Super Simple but add as much Hot, Sticky, Steamy detail as you like. Who knows, your ?Idea? may just become a ?Reality?! SIMPLE RULES - Only one ?Pitch? per person. - Additional comment posts are ENCOURAGED! - DEADLINE will be 11:59pm Pacific time on Thurday, May 24, 2007. - Contest winner will be chosen based on Originality and Entertainment Value. - GFY Contest Rule # 2. No one registered in less than 60 days before can post in a contest thread. - Entries submitted after DEADLINE will not be considered. - WINNER will be paid via EPASSPORT. BREAKING NEWS The highly respected and well known Adult Industry personality DWRECK from Webcamcash has agreed to be my "GUEST JUDGE" for this contest to help me choose the WINNER. It is always a pleasure to work with DWRECK! CYBERNET EXPO is the adult industry's longest continuously running trade show and celebrates its 10th Anniversary this year in Tampa Bay, Florida June 7th ? 10th. Adult webmasters from all over the globe are planning to make the trek to the Florida coast for several days of business networking, seminars, parties and much needed frivolity. Cybernet Expo owner Fay Sharp says, "A major attraction to Cybernet Expo over the years which has also greatly attributed to our success is the affordability factor. Cybernet Expo continues to be the show for anyone interested in getting business done regardless of how large or small their budget is." The exclusive event is at the Hilton Westshore Hotel in Tampa on the beautiful Gulf Coast of Florida. To inquire about available sponsorships and pricing and to take advantage of the perks that sponsorship can offer your company, please visit http://www.cybernetexpo.com. You can book your room and flight by visiting http://www.cybernetexpo.com/hotel.php and save money in the process. AlmightyContent will be exhibiting at Cybernet Expo this year at the popular ?Show n' Sell" Marketing Event, formerly known as ?Corridor Cruisin?. If you are attending I invite you to stop by the AlmightyContent table to see me and pick up some nice ?SWAG?. I am looking forward to seeing many old friends and meeting lots of new ones! Contact me via email or ICQ anytime! Let the "PITCHING" begin!!! _
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and it's on the inside corner..... Strike 1!
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Interesting..
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Nice n sexy
I am piching a tent now with my penis |
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sex is good
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so for the action part
do you want the whole scene described? or just the beginnings? |
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good luck !
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Mile High Club
Guy gets on a flight, sets up a hidden cam in the washroom to catch people joining the "mile high club" You could have the feed playing on his laptop in his seat while the action is going on.
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Ok there's one dude... Let's say he's a regular computer tech or something.
He's on a call, setting up some computers or internet at this japanese college girl homestay. Three hot japanese girls in schoolgirl uniforms are drinking sake and watching him do his job for a bit and then they have a nice big foursome. Hows that?
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Traffic Jam Threesome
Traffic on the freeway is backed up for miles with no forward movement in sight. Everyone's out of their cars talking, wondering when they're going to get home. Two guys on their way home from the office set their eyes on the smoking hot blonde in the car behind them. They get out and strike up a conversation with her, next thing you know, boomp chicka boomp boww, they are tag teaming her in the backseat.
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i don't have any idea yet.. for now!
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Bank Heist Gets Sloppy
CHARACTERS – One gorgeous lady, one security guard and two masked gunmen SETTING – The attractive lady is standing in line at the bank, counting the money she is about to deposit. The guard is by the entrance. The gunmen enter later. ACTION – The lady is standing in line, slowly counting her hard earned money. A close-up of the dollar bills is shown, then a concerned look on the woman’s face as she makes sure it’s all there. A door slams, the security guard yells something and suddenly in come the masked bank robbers, waiving their guns in the air. The money is too important for the lady to give up. She mutters something to the effect of doing anything to keep her money. The gunmen look at each other, then at the security guard and finally and the pretty lady, who is already down on her knees. The babe starts sucking their cocks and soon the security guard joins in on the fun. At the end of the scene, after they take turns cumming on her face, the gunmen pull up their pants, take the bitch's money and leave the bank in a hurry. Note: The gunmen do not take off their masks during the scene. |
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![]() Get ready for some therapy kids...
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Setting Hewbert is walking through the slum streets of New Carolinasville when he sees Lorraine and reels her in with some impromptu tophat and cane dancing. Action Hewbert walks through the slummy streets and notices a dog-rough looking bitch, Lorraine, with not much going for her other than a pair of knockers that impress even Doggy McDogDog, who promptly barks and wags his tail. Hewbert then proceeds to wow this street dame with his 1920s tophat and cane dancing, hypnotising her with his spinning cane. Lorraine is then led to Hewbert's huge mansion which is clad with gold and shit (bling, bling baby!) and proceeds to hypnotise her with his other spinning cane as she gives top head, but not after Doggy McDogDog fulfills the only point of him being there by saying "I dunno, Hewey" as Hewbert considers contracting AIDs and chlamydia from this street whore. Even if this doesn't get made (which it surely will), I got a kick from imagining the casting fun that will happen when you try to get a female to correctly pronounce "Hewbert Farnley Stohllingschester" and then introduce her to a costar canine...
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Juicy's pup tent...
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These are some kick ass scenes, nice promotion Jim.
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bump for a cool contest. Your coming to cybernet so I get to meet you.Its funny Im traveling 6 hrs to meet you when your office is 2 miles from my house lol
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Sorry about the long story, but here goes... I'll gladly donate my passes if I win.
![]() CHARACTERS - Lonely 19 year old bookworm named Ted and a cute 18 year old waitress named Tara that needs bus money to visit her boyfriend SETTING – Local Diner around midnight ACTION - After a long rainy day with no customers, Ted came in to Al's Cafe for a cup of coffee and a quiet place to study his notes for tomorrow's communications 101 oral exam. As the hands on the dial neared midnight, Ted heard Tara on the phone with her boyfriend letting him know that she had no customers all day, and will only be able to stop by if the "loser in the glasses" tips her enough for bus fare across town. The fact that a coffee was only a dollar on top of her insults made a tip above 25 cents next to impossible. As she approached the table with a plastic smile and a refill, Ted decided to spark up a conversation with the cute little waitress: "I heard the news about your lack of bus fare, and your desire to meet up with your boyfriend." Tara winced slightly knowing that a couple insults were thrown into that phone call, but she knew her pouting face could sell ice to an Eskimo. She put on her sad face and confirmed his suspicions. "I love him so much, but this bad weather keeps everyone at home. I've got no car, my boyfriend has a flat tire, and I had no customers today. Do you know how hard it is to earn bus fare when nobody let's me serve them?!". With a smile and an agreeable nod, Ted pulled out his wallet and pulled out his only dollar bill along with a shiny quarter. He wished her luck on getting the cash to get home, showed her his empty wallet, and began to walk out with a devious smile. Ted was a smart guy and he knew what was coming next. "Wait!" Tara said. Ted turned around and awaited her plead. "Would you mind giving me a ride to my boyfriend's house?" Ted told her it was getting late, and that he had a huge oral presentation to give tomorrow. In total desperation, Tara volunteered "anything" to get a ride home. Knowing that Ted had Tara on the ropes, he sighed and said "I hate seeing a woman in desperation...come on!". As they ran through the rain, Ted told her that he's been super stressed, and that all he needs in return is a little tension reliever. As they escaped the rain and entered the car, Tara asked how she could help relieve some stress. With a sheepish grin, the spectacled student said "I know my oral skills still aren't up to par, but how are yours?". Tara was at a crossroads...Should she stick around and call her mom to pick her up from work, or should she fend for herself and do what it takes to visit her boyfriend. After an awkward moment, she leaned across the seat, unzipped his pants, and pulled out Ted's soldier. Before she took his cock in her mouth, she shot him a slight glare and exclaimed "I'm just doing this so that I can see the man I love!". Ted nodded and put the car in drive. As he began to head in the direction of Tara's destination, her head bounced up and down rhythmically to the sounds of some smooth R&B playing through the car stereo. Sure she was slurping his pecker to see her boyfriend, but the attention she was paying to his balls and shaft would convince one that she was actually enjoying this. As time passed and Ted got closer to Tara's stop, she could feel his balls tightening and his cock pulsating. She peeled her mouth up fast enough to lay out 1 ground rule: “No cum on my face!” Ted put the car in park and let Tara finish up her job. As he felt her suction bringing him to his climax, he pulled her off his member and blasted his load all over her black shirt. As she attempted to dodge the onslaught of semen, she let out a shriek! "Why the hell would you do that, you asshole! You know I have nothing to change into, and that this will stain!". As he regained his composure, he slowly drove forward towards her boyfriend’s front door. He then put the car in park, looked over towards his cum soaked oral slut and said "I may be a loser with glasses, but at least I'm not a cheating chick with no money and cum all over her shirt. At least there was 1 person you were able to serve today!" Before she had time to respond, he leaned on the horn until her boyfriend opened the door. She hesitated, and finally slid out of the car in shame. As she walked towards the front door, her boyfriend smiled, waved towards the car and thanked Ted for bringing her to him. With a laugh, Ted smiled back and took off. He could only imagine the explaining Tara was going to have to do! |
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Dude he said write a scene not a novel
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We'er getting some pretty good scenes "Pitched" here guys. Some short and to the point and others bordering on a screenplay. Like I said before we want to be able to imagine being there when you describe your scene!
![]() Now it's time to see what some of our European friends can come up with. You know what kind of imagination they have over there. Come on and surprise us with some crazy scene ideas. ![]() Remember that the deadline is 11:59pm Pacific time Thursday, May 24th... that's tonight! Winner will be announced on Friday. Even if you can't make the show there's still a $100 up for grabs and you can use the passes as a gift for a client or associate. ![]() _
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I'm going to do my own film someday, I have the domain for it, romanticanal.com
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Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that |
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![]() Lawrence Connor v 2, contact Lawrence Connor for the rest of the details, OK.
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Bump fpr the contest!
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CHARACTERS - David & Michelle are a married couple very attractive and have been together a little over three years, they are a sexual couple however arn't swingers and have never engaged in bringing anyone else into their bedroom, David is outgoing however a little reserved, and Michelle is the typical have a few drinks and act like a bi-sexual. Sara is Michelle's college friend from back in the day, a single spunky corp. professional who lives a few states away.
SETTING – Michelle has secretly wanted a threesome with David (and while they haven't done it, it has been the 'bedroom' talk of fantasy several times for David) and while they were in college Michelle and Sara have had a few sexual drunken nights. While they haven't seen each other in a couple years, Michelle invites Sara to come out for the weekend and stay at their house. After a few emails and phone conversations and fun remembrances back to their wild nights in college Michelle lets Sara in on her little fantasy involving David, Sara is totally in on it and the plotting begins! ACTION - A day or two after Sara has arrived and everything has settled down Michelle calls David up at work and tell him to pick them up another bottle of wine and come right home for a surprise. David, unaware, pulls into the driveway after his long day with a bottle of wine sitting in the passenger seat. Michelle seeing this quickly runs around the house turning on the hidden videos cameras for the little tapes she's making and head back over to the couch where a completely naked Sara is laying there with her legs open, Michelle crawls on top, both of them giggling, and proceeds to passionately make out and run her hands across her friends breasts as David comes though the door, jaw on the floor. Michelle: "David we need some help here, I hope you don't mind!"
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I want to Thank Jim for picking me as a guest judge. Im going over the replies now and there is some good ones!
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I so wish I was closer to Toronto to make movie nights!
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So... are the votes almost in?
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TITLE: Superheroine Blows Comic Book Nerd
CHARACTERS - Red Raven, a busty redheaded superheroine wearing a black skin-tight costume, and Jimmy, a geeky looking guy. SETTING ? Comic book store ACTION - When Jimmy enters the comic book store, he notices a life-size action figure of his favorite superheroine known as Red Raven. He notices a few movements and looks around to see if anyone else notices. The comic book store is empty and Red Raven starts moving. She tells him that her arch-nemeis, Dr. Freezer, froze her and placed her in the comic store for laughs. Red Raven managed to defrost while Jimmy was looking at her with his hot gaze. She offers to reward him and she kneels before him. Red Raven unzips his pants and fishes his cock out of his pants. She licks and kisses his cock before wrapping her moist mouth around it. Jimmy enjoys the blowjob by the superheroine before he blows his load all over her mask.
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Megan - Rob's girlfriend, an attractive brunette with revealing clothes Rob - Megan's boyfriend, confident and casual Anna - Classmate of Rob and Megan, wears glasses, attractive but a bit nerdy Setting: Humble student apartment with lots of posters on the walls, empty bottles of alcohol displayed on the wall and a large table with papers and notebooks on it and an empty pizza box. Action: Rob, Megan and Anna are classmates in a college calculus course. They have a final the next day and they are all up late studying. Anna is the smartest of the bunch, and is helping Rob and Megan. They run out of flashcards, so Megan decides to leave for the store to buy some more. While Megan is gone, Rob begins flirting with Anna, who is quite receptive. Rob pulls down Anna's skirt and starts fucking her, they don't have enough time for foreplay. They finish up, and just when they do, Megan walks back in with the flashcards, having no clue what just went on.
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After a long day working at the butchers, a stray bitch with a leash, collar and gimp mask wanders inside to beg for some meat. Butcher boy abliges, chaining her to the meat racks, unzipping the mouthpeice to her gimp mask, and shoving his oversized roger down the bitches throat. He proceeds with his domineering role by shoving lamb shanks up her cunt hole, whilst squeezing his cock up her ass. This kind of meaty action continues until he grabs her by the leash, and blows all over her gimp mask.
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I suppose a way to wrap it up would be if he was to then walk her home with her leashed and gimp masked with her mouthpiece unzipped to enable her to carry the lamb shanks home in between her teeth.
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Am I too late for another??
OK this one has 3 white guys in a Van, bangbus style. They're going around looking for whores as usual and come upon this fine looking black chick. They pick her up and start their routine, asking her if she needs money, flashing cash and shit. She plays along and when they tell her to get naked she goes to take her clothes off and BAM Pulls out a big ass pistol and puts it to one of the guy's heads. Says "NO BITCH YOU GET NAKED" and she makes the guy eat her out at gunpoint and makes them do what she wants, tells the camera man what to do etc. So she fucks them, gets off and then takes their money and the van and the cameras leaving them in the street. EH? *inspired by deathproof hehe.
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CHARACTERS - Darren a 45 yr old grubby, broke, down and out, homeless, ex-stock broker and Susan a rich 21 yr old busty brunette sex addict.
SETTING – Darren lives under a bridge and washes windows of pasing cars for living expenses. Susan is in her car driving around looking for someone to fuck. ACTION - Darren see Sharon's car approach and runs out to wash the window. Susan being the ex addict she oggles Darren as he washes her window and when Darren comes around to collect the fee, Susan asks if he wants to wash her at home. of course Darren is all for it, since it has been awhile since he last got his rocks off with someone who actually still had some teeth. They arrive at Susan house and once inside Susan goes to get into something more comfortable. Susan comes back into the room wearing nothing but a hair clip. She commands Darren to get to washing, Turns out Darren is also quite good with his tongue and in turn gives Susan the washing she deserves all over and in every hole. Susan just can't get enough, after many positions with a bit of everything throwin and many orgasm later Susan drops Darren back off at the bridge where she found him and hands him a Quater saying thanks for the wash. |
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CHARACTERS - Darren a 45 yr old grubby, broke, down and out, homeless, ex-stock broker and Susan a rich 21 yr old busty brunette sex addict.
SETTING ? Darren lives under a bridge and washes windows of pasing cars for living expenses. Susan is in her car driving around looking for someone to fuck. ACTION - Darren see Sharon's car approach and runs out to wash the window. Susan being the ex addict she oggles Darren as he washes her window and when Darren comes around to collect the fee, Susan asks if he wants to wash her at home. of course Darren is all for it, since it has been awhile since he last got his rocks off with someone who actually still had some teeth. They arrive at Susan house and once inside Susan goes to get into something more comfortable. Susan comes back into the room wearing nothing but a hair clip. She commands Darren to get to washing, Turns out Darren is also quite good with his tongue and in turn gives Susan the washing she deserves all over and in every hole. Susan just can't get enough, after many positions with a bit of everything throwin and many orgasm later Susan drops Darren back off at the bridge where she found him and hands him a Quater saying thanks for the wash. |
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or one could do an end of football game gangbang scene involving players, coach and cheerleaders. Ensure that the gym equipment is utilized - and the girls are young and submissive.
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Looks like we've got some pretty creative and talented writers amongst us. The DEADLINE is not far away at midnight tonight (Pacific Time)
Come on and give it a shot. I know you've all got a fantasy or two that you would like to see acted out. I've actually talked with someone at a company that might just use one of these ideas for a video shoot. Then you could see your scene "Cum To Life"! ![]() _
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I dont need the tickets, but would take 300$ instead.
The idea??? How about real reality. a girl that works in a coffee shop, meets a guy. They make eye contact and stare a bit. he asks her out. Instead, they fuck in a car or truck or something. The next day, he walks in the shop with another girl, and she throws coffee on him. Make it a real fucking movie instead of the typical porn flick.
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a farmyard scene where all the creatures (humans) in the paddocks are reared for their sexual qualities. Set the scene by having a car enter the property containing a dominatrix and a midget sadist, who are looking to purchase a prime submissive slut. The Farmer explains to the pair of deviates that they are required to test drive, as there is no return policy.... and the porn is born.
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CHARACTERS – Wannabe webmaster, partially retarded, with huge tattoo of some ugly bird covering his entire chest and four totally hot babes.
SETTING – Loser webmaster wins contest to have sex with porn star. ACTION - Loser webmaster unable to get it up, ends up getting poked up the but with a strap on dildo. Oh wait, that's been done before.
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Would it be in poor taste to include farm animals?
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