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Old 05-31-2007, 12:22 AM   #1
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To Fuck... or Not To FUCK... my neighbor's wife... vote here

OK....

So, my across the street neighbor is really hot. Young, 27, always out sunbathing... hot thin body... and on and on. She has flirted with me obnoxiously.... RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER HUSBAND (we both kept a poker face but it was soooo bloody obvious).

Her husband has told me he has a gun in every room in a side conversation when she was not around or flirting (so it was not a threat in reference to staying away from her).

She and I have had several encounters when her husband is not around. I could go into detail... but just take my word for it... She Wants it.

She gets home approximately 1/2 hour before he does each day.

They?re getting a divorce?


?.BUT STILL?.!!!

There?s only a ½ hour window of fuck-opportunity
There?s a Gun in every room!!!


Vote here and I will do thy bidding.

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Old 05-31-2007, 12:24 AM   #2
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You should have made a poll
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Old 05-31-2007, 12:26 AM   #3
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OK... nevermind this post.. I just saw how to make a poll
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Old 05-31-2007, 12:28 AM   #4
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If you want to get shot then it's a good idea.

Good luck!
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Old 05-31-2007, 12:28 AM   #5
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Spose is comes down to how much you like hot burning lead passing thru your body
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Old 05-31-2007, 12:31 AM   #6
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post photos..... the only way to get an accurate vote
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Old 05-31-2007, 12:31 AM   #7
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Old 05-31-2007, 12:34 AM   #8
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OK... nevermind this post.. I just saw how to make a poll

The Poll is here

http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/738073-fuck-fuck-neighbors-wife-poll.html


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Old 05-31-2007, 12:35 AM   #9
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Old 05-31-2007, 12:46 AM   #10
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get two guns and go for it
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