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armpitsdotcom · 06-05-2007, 01:19 PM

A guy is driving around his hometown and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a large German shepherd sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the dog replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The dog looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running."

"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a bunch of medals."

"I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

"Ten dollars," the guy says.

"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that s*** ."

bobbyjuly · 06-05-2007, 01:23 PM

hahaha, thats funny

armpitsdotcom · 06-05-2007, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by bobbyjuly

hahaha, thats funny

Yeah it made me laugh this morning so I'm passing it on

nAtuRaLbEautY · 06-05-2007, 01:29 PM

hahaha 'twas nice!

06-05-2007, 01:19 PM	#1
armpitsdotcom Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 19	Dog For Sale A guy is driving around his hometown and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a large German shepherd sitting there. "You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the dog replies. "So, what's your story?" The dog looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running." "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a bunch of medals." "I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired." The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. "Ten dollars," the guy says. "Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?" "Because he's a liar. He never did any of that s*** ."

06-05-2007, 01:23 PM	#2
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06-05-2007, 01:29 PM	#4
nAtuRaLbEautY Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 6,107	hahaha 'twas nice! __________________ Prime Outsourcing│offshore solutions│manual labor│staff leasing│full time employees starting at $695.00/month=managed and dedicated \| icq: 309570461 \| live chat