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Paris isn't happy in jail.
Her shrink was with her for 2 hours and they said she cried and cried. She says it's to could to sleep. LOL
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Who gives a fuck, jail isn't supposed to be fun...maybe she'll take her head out of her ass while she's in there.
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She'll be breaking the law again as soon as she gets out. Whether she'll get caught or not, who can say.
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I can't stand her, yet I'm intrigued
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does this mean she has a record?
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Maybe she'll even learn an important lesson from it....maybe
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yea lots of rich people learn that lesson....it sure does suck though every rich fuck that ends up in france is one less dollar in our banks i suggest a new law....if you drive a $500,000 + car, you shouldn't be allowed to be pulled over in America i can't believe everyones cheering this little defenseless 80lb blond girl (although huge bitch) going 2 jail with a bunch of crack heads for a traffic violation |
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they should just put a fake video camera in there and tell her it's for a new tv show, she'll be fine.
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you know before she went to jail she did an interview with someone and for the first time ever she truly sounded like it already had done some good. she didnt try and play it off or make excuses , she didnt read a script or have someone say her words , she said she made mistakes she admits them , she has regrets , she could have gone to a "pay jail" but she chose instead to go to reg jail
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I haven't really been following this, but from what I understand this involved a DUI and then driving on a suspended license. I personally think that anyone arrested on a DUI should 1) Have the car they were driving confiscated and then 2) Spend at least three months in jail.
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And that would be just awesome if she did and got sent right back to the slammer!! How entertaining would that be! YOu make it sound like a bad thing. I think it would be great! Cant wait for it to happen again!
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i hope he get some hard dick there,am worried for her how she would do without a cock
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They need to make an example of people who drink and drive. And what a better message than to do it with people LIke Lohan and Hilton.
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Should people be locked into cells like animals for committing crimes? Sure, its the best way we know right now. Should they be raped, beaten, stabbed, black mailed, & turned into cavemen/women? Naa dude. You want your little brother going to chino for driving his car into a telephone pole one night after hitting a bong? So before we start locking people up for any old little thing. Lets clean those shit holes up. And turn them into what their supposed to be. Criminal rehabilitation.....not gangster school. If someone is convicted of a non-violent crime. House arrest should be mandatory, period. |
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why were you carrying 10k? lol
anyway...im sure she will be fine shes probably paid off the three biggest chicks in there...and now she is just waiting around |
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maybe now she will learn.
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You think?
In our industry it's very common for us to hire a driver and have a car sitting outside for you when our sorry drunk asses are ready to go home. At my birthday party last year there was a line of limos. It's not like it costs all that much for a night and it's a lot better than a DUI.
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jail is not about being happy
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She was pulled over that second time - with her headlights off - while driving on a dimly lit stretch of windy road the my girlfriend drives home on every night.
I'd rather her discomfort now than the death of someone I love tomorrow. ![]()
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I would bet in the past 10 years if they pulled the records, not 1 single incident comparable to hers has lead to jail time. She was jailed because of who she is, not what she did IMHO.
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It's also not about being raped, hooked on drugs/extorted by crooked jail guards, or stabbed by skinheads & crack heads.
Just wait until the new administration goes after everyone here that doesn't have age verification before you get to see a single titty. Or you kick someones ass defending your girlfriends honor. Your tune will change. |
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How did you even walk with 10k in your pocket? Must have looked like you had a carrot up your ass, haha.
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If I remember correctly, she was on probation from a DUI when she was pulled over for reckless driving and found to have a suspended license. That gets anyone in L.A. County jail time.
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Maybe she'll come out of jail a better person....
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yea.. I hope this really does help her.. but I don't think it will
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being on probation is the court's way of saying, you better keep your shit straight or you're going to jail she didnt keep her shit straight. She cant see she wasnt already given a chance to stay out of jail. She fucked up, case closed.
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money, and the fame that goes with it, kept her ass out of general population
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Not a bad idea at all.
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cry me a river
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everyone hates Paris now & jumped on the "hate that bitch" bandwagon
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I had a pillow in jail.
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Part of me thinks this has all again been just another publicity ploy on her part to stay in the limelight and keep media attention coming her way. She can't act for shit, how else can she hold the spotlight? Poor her.
Jails aren't there to make inmates happy. And yes, I'm with pr0.... I'd like to fuck her brains out. Okay strike that, she's brainless so there wouldn't be much fucking. I'd fuck her silly. Uh, wait, that won't work either, she's already a silly bitch. Okay, got it.... simply put, I'd hit it. Hard. For maybe a week or two, tops. But hit it I would.
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I'm lovin it.
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