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Old 06-14-2007, 03:13 AM   #1
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Went to change oil in my car today...the lube tech was a ~25 y/o girl

And she was actually fuckable despite being covered in oil and wearing shop coveralls.

Unusual, but she was quick and efficient...
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Old 06-14-2007, 03:18 AM   #2
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useless without a pic
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Old 06-14-2007, 03:22 AM   #3
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Did you fuck her? If so post some pics.
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Old 06-14-2007, 03:25 AM   #4
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Did you fuck her? If so post some pics.
no, i did not
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Old 06-14-2007, 03:41 AM   #5
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Sorry dude, I doubt she wouldn't fuck someone who can't change their own oil.
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Old 06-14-2007, 03:44 AM   #6
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Sorry dude, I doubt she wouldn't fuck someone who can't change their own oil.
Jesus.

I suppose you clean your own toilets, too.

Get somebody to do your dirty work....unless, of course, you are a loser.
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Old 06-14-2007, 03:45 AM   #7
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Old 06-14-2007, 03:45 AM   #8
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This thread is useless without pics of her snatch, and tits. And what did you do with the aristocrat? We don't need 2 of you as well as all these donkey punchers damnit.
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Old 06-14-2007, 03:47 AM   #9
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Jesus.

I suppose you clean your own toilets, too.

Get somebody to do your dirty work....unless, of course, you are a loser.
Wow, little uptight about it are we? I do all the work on my vehicle, Not just maintenance. I really don't consider it "dirty work". I drive a vehicle everyday and like to know how to maintain, fix, and upgrade if need be.
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Old 06-14-2007, 03:48 AM   #10
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Jesus.

I suppose you clean your own toilets, too.

Get somebody to do your dirty work....unless, of course, you are a loser.
You = registering fake nicknames and trolling on the Interweb 24/7

loser = you
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Old 06-14-2007, 03:49 AM   #11
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And what did you do with the aristocrat? We don't need 2 of you as well as all these donkey punchers damnit.
I didn't do anything with him. polish_aristocrat is our poster boy and I am a representative of all porn aristocrats in Poland.
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Old 06-14-2007, 03:50 AM   #12
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I saw this hawt security surveillance chick once and set the alarm to go off
when she showed up I told her I let the alarm go off so I could ask her for
her phone number.......which she gave....we went out and I fucked her......
good times.....lol
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Old 06-14-2007, 03:52 AM   #13
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I saw this hawt security surveillance chick once and set the alarm to go off
when she showed up I told her I let the alarm go off so I could ask her for
her phone number.......which she gave....we went out and I fucked her......
good times.....lol
Great story
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Old 06-14-2007, 03:57 AM   #14
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Wow, little uptight about it are we? I do all the work on my vehicle, Not just maintenance. I really don't consider it "dirty work". I drive a vehicle everyday and like to know how to maintain, fix, and upgrade if need be.
i am like that with computers. but cars... no.
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Old 06-14-2007, 04:02 AM   #15
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i am like that with computers. but cars... no.
I build my own computers too. Well, my gaming rigs at least. I use macs for work.
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Old 06-14-2007, 04:12 AM   #16
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Wow, little uptight about it are we? I do all the work on my vehicle, Not just maintenance. I really don't consider it "dirty work". I drive a vehicle everyday and like to know how to maintain, fix, and upgrade if need be.
The labor component of an oil change is only $10, it makes more sense to get it done by someone else.

I would do it too, but I don't have the facilities and equipment to do it. My car is very low and I don't have a way to raise it up high enough.


That reminds me, I did a partial radiator flush in my 1991 ford escort when i was dirt poor and apt dwelling. 1-2 am i let it piss all the anti freeze into the parking lot
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