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Old 06-20-2007, 12:33 PM   #1
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New California Laws effective 7/1/07

1. Carpool lane - 1st time $1068.50 starting 7/1/07 (The $271 posted
on the highway is old). Don't do it again because 2nd time is going to be
double. 3rd time triple, and 4th time license suspended.

2. Incorrect lane change - $380. Don't cross the lane on solid lines or intersections.

3. Block intersection - $485

4. Driving on the shoulder - $450

5. Cell phone use in the construction zone. - Double fine as of 07/01/07.
Cell phone use must be "hands free" while driving.

6. Passengers over 18 not in their seatbelts - both passengers and drivers get tickets

7. Speeders can only drive 3 miles above the limit.

8. DUI = JAIL (Stays on your driving record for 10 years!)

9. As of 07/01/07 cell phone use must be "hands free" while driving.
Ticket is $285. They will be looking for this like crazy - easy money for police department.

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8 is the one that scared me the most. I am not going to drive and drink. Lots of us have done it, but it is not a smart choice. I will let my wife take over from now on eventhough I drive better drunk than her sober
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Old 06-20-2007, 12:37 PM   #2
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Where did you get all of this information? Can you post a link from the source.

Thank you
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Old 06-20-2007, 12:40 PM   #3
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Where did you get all of this information? Can you post a link from the source.

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yeah, I would like to see that too
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Old 06-20-2007, 12:41 PM   #4
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3. Block intersection - $485
Thats a good one, I get so pissed off when people do that.
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Old 06-20-2007, 12:42 PM   #5
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8 = good.

It's unforgivable if others are hurt, or even jeopardised because of your stupidity
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Old 06-20-2007, 12:46 PM   #6
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Where did you get all of this information? Can you post a link from the source.

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This is one of the links

http://urbanlegends.about.com/librar..._laws_2007.htm
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Old 06-20-2007, 12:48 PM   #7
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Hmm...any more credible sources? Something with a ".gov" at the end, preferably.

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Old 06-20-2007, 12:50 PM   #8
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Damn, that's pretty hard!!
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Old 06-20-2007, 12:51 PM   #9
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I'm all for all of those. I never drive drunk. Should help with all the douchebag drivers.
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Old 06-20-2007, 12:51 PM   #10
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SB 1613 prohibits the use of handheld cellular telephones while driving. Starting July 1, 2008, a driver may use a cell phone only if it has a hands-free listening and speaking system. Drivers ticketed for a violation will be subject to a minimum total fine of $70 for a first offense and $175 for subsequent offenses. "Push-to-talk" systems (such as Nextel) are exempt from the hands-free requirement until July 1, 2011.
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Old 06-20-2007, 12:55 PM   #11
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If thats true, just another fucking ploy to milk Californians..I pay fucking
1500$ a year in Parking tickets minimum!! RAPE
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Old 06-20-2007, 12:57 PM   #12
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Hmm...any more credible sources? Something with a ".gov" at the end, preferably.
Initially, I got the e-mail from my friend, but now that I search I am getting conflicting reports. Some sites say it will be effective in 2008 and some of the sites say that only few of the laws are going to being active in July 1st, so I am not sure at this point.
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Old 06-20-2007, 12:58 PM   #13
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Number 9 should be a fucking law everywhere,I cant tell you how many times Ive been cut off by some bitch in a suv making left turn with the cell attached to her left ear.
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Old 06-20-2007, 01:02 PM   #14
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It's effective 2008, not this year.
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Old 06-20-2007, 01:12 PM   #15
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"7. Speeders can only drive 3 miles above the limit."
boy this is a can of worms...

if they say its *legal* to drive 3 miles above the limit, then in a sense, the new legal limit would be say 68 instead of 65MPH...

following this argument, logically it then would be acceptable to say that since the new *legal* limit is 68 MPH, 3 miles over would be 71...ad infinitum.

Logic 101
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Old 06-20-2007, 01:14 PM   #16
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Lol sucks to live in CA
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Old 06-20-2007, 01:20 PM   #17
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8 is the one that scared me the most. I am not going to drive and drink. Lots of us have done it, but it is not a smart choice. I will let my wife take over from now on eventhough I drive better drunk than her sober
Yes, because the chance of going to jail is the reason not to drink and drive.
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Old 06-20-2007, 01:20 PM   #18
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If thats true, just another fucking ploy to milk Californians..I pay fucking
1500$ a year in Parking tickets minimum!! RAPE
And I thought my 250$ in parking tickets was bad. Can you get tax credits for your tickets?
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Old 06-20-2007, 01:22 PM   #19
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If thats true, just another fucking ploy to milk Californians..I pay fucking
1500$ a year in Parking tickets minimum!! RAPE
Maybe you should start parking where you're allowed
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Old 06-20-2007, 01:31 PM   #20
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Alberta has a 0 tolerance police for DUI, people lose their license first offense for a few years I think it is.. it's REALLY brought down the DUI and drinking and driving incidents there on the roads over the years.
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Old 06-20-2007, 01:35 PM   #21
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"8. DUI = JAIL (Stays on your driving record for 10 years!)"

...unless of course you are a famous Hollywood personality or a professional athlete.
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Old 06-20-2007, 01:40 PM   #22
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I know several people moving away from Cali. They are also taxing the shit out of everyone and wondering why people are leaving in droves.
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Old 06-20-2007, 01:53 PM   #24
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If thats true, just another fucking ploy to milk Californians..I pay fucking
1500$ a year in Parking tickets minimum!! RAPE
Funny, I never get parking tickets. I guess I am not cute enough to be raped.

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"7. Speeders can only drive 3 miles above the limit."
boy this is a can of worms...

if they say its *legal* to drive 3 miles above the limit, then in a sense, the new legal limit would be say 68 instead of 65MPH...

following this argument, logically it then would be acceptable to say that since the new *legal* limit is 68 MPH, 3 miles over would be 71...ad infinitum.

Logic 101
Well, since it is a hoax email . . .
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Lol sucks to live in CA
You are right. Please stay away for your own safety.

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I know several people moving away from Cali. They are also taxing the shit out of everyone and wondering why people are leaving in droves.
Good riddance . . . seriously.
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Old 06-20-2007, 01:56 PM   #25
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I wish it was real and I wish it was in all 50 states.
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Old 06-20-2007, 05:35 PM   #26
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I wish it was real and I wish it was in all 50 states.
It is pretty close now in most states.
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