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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Lancaster, CA
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![]() Paris Hilton's newest blowjobs and cumshots expose!
What's on everybody's mind, is it Paris Hilton's mouth you want on your genitals? Or is it your own you would like to slip inside of her vagina? Well, speculation aside as to that point, one thing is certain when the famous heiress is incarcerated, she will not be able to be engaging in any mutually satisfying couplings with any suitable sex partner of her choice, and in order to achieve any orgasm she might wish to experience, would necessitate the spoilt rich 26 year old woman known the world over to engage in a habit common to the entirety of humanity. Namely, masturbation. Hats off to Paris! And enjoy your hand, darling! (maybe ask the guards for a camcorder, too?) Logically, since Paris Hilton must masturbate if she wants to "cum" (orgasm) when she is in jail, therefore, it only stands to reason that Paris Hilton being in jail long enough must result at some point in time in Paris Hilton masturbating in jail if and when she would like to enjoy sexual climax. Now, on the other hand (wink wink, giggle, tee hee), as far as going back to the original title of this thread: "Paris Hilton newest blowjobs and cumshots expose!" >> Somewhere potentially anyway I would suppose... Think about it, LOL, and while you fantasize about it, consider this: Visit "Paris Hilton in Jail" myspace page, and add her as a friend! That's the name displayed for Paris Hilton, as: "Paris Hilton in Jail" the url indicates it specified as Paris Hilton Prisoner ( = parishiltonprisoner ) At this following MySpace URL: http://www.myspace.com/parishiltonprisoner Another Paris Hilton myspace page: the next one, as shown below here, is "Paris Hilton Behind Bars" At this following MySpace URL: http://www.myspace.com/parishiltonbehindbars Wow, I'll be darned but they look the same! LOL Heck yeah! - Paris Hilton wants you to visit her on myspace! Add dear Heiress Paris as a myspace friend when she is in jail? And here's another little gem(s) I (cough-cough) "found": ParisHiltoninJail · Paris Hilton in Jail (Yahoo Group) >> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ParisHiltoninJail/ and the following is another Yahoo Group: ParisHiltonBehindBars · Paris Hilton Behind Bars http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ParisHiltonBehindBars/ These Yahoo Groups, So Go ahead and Join them Now! Just starting out these web sites will sure to grow and be great Check back a few times a day for the next several days! haha This next thing is a remarkable use of the opportunity to take advantage of this current spectacle in the news: Some twit (ROFL) made a video clip at YouTube: "I did not have sex with that woman, Paris Hilton in Jail" https://youtube.com/watch?v=34RaVkwAAsI the above web address is the link to the video clip Please post a reply in here if you'd like for Paris Hilton to perform* her trademark service* on you* in a visit* to you after her jail time, *it's* going* to be* a new PR* stunt* she* has rigged* up to boost her name* and fame* to make* a new sex video* where she gives a blowjob* (on camera, of course) to one lucky* GFY* member* allegedly*, and posters will be selected* for this contest* from the replies here in this thread*, so if you want to win* and get to have Paris Hilton give you head*, then be the lucky* GFY* member* who might win* and reply* to this thread*! (this is a spurious claim) Don't let this thread* go dead! Reply here to this thread*, if* you'd* like* for Paris Hilton* to give* you* (BJ) head!* *an alleged and spurious claim that > I merely heard as a rumour when in fact, I said it to myself, that's it. The benefits: You bust a nut* with one of the world's most famous and beautiful women known for giving blowjobs on camera already anyway, you* get* sex*, and get famous* yourself. Get famous head*! Reply* to this thread*! |
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Mar 2007
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What the fuck is all of this shit?
This clown should be banned for simply ruining the internet with senseless garbage. Is there a internet mod? If anyone knows him/her, please icq this thread URL to them so they can throw down the hammer. ![]() |
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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...huh???
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Location: Las Vegas
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may i be the third to say....
WTF?
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Put Shoe On Head Plz
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Moon Glampers
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Lincoln, NE
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and ... then... what are we talking about?
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Moo Moo Cow
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Washington State
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This must be the the guy who cried "Nooooooooooo!" at the press conference.
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Join Date: Aug 2004
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Looks like LC is back.
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this is from the myspace comments
LC you tool Who I'd like to meet: Peter North, Ron Jeremy, Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinsky, Hilary Clinton, Jenna Jameson, Aria Giovanni, Lawrence Connor, Lanny Barby, all the greatest porn stars! |
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: unborn still in the womb connected via blackberry
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Jail
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what happened to the contest? it's still going on then? right?
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Looking for Paris SE traffic, or maybe your meds ran out?
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